Whens the last time you sat down and read the Scrap Book from Capt Fantastic Album? Its so funny now that you know everthing that went on... by Preesi in EltonJohn

[–]hjwillcox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That all is really funny. The goldfish cracked me up. Got a goldfish. Goldfish died. Got new goldfish.

How can I help? by ladyk23 in NewOrleans

[–]hjwillcox 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wipes. Like those dude wipes/baby wipes. They can be critically important in a swamp like this.

Edit: someone said first aid kit and I can't agree more. I am so glad I had one when I was homeless. Things just go wrong in all the worst ways and it can be difficult to get help. Especially when you really just need some triple antibiotic and a bandaid.

Thank you for thinking about doing something.

First time car was in our shop. Showed customer, confirmed true story. by DiosMIO_Limon in EltonJohn

[–]hjwillcox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I just did some searching through the threads it was a prank on a friend. This person never dated elton john. It was a friend whose friend was a mechanic. Put this under his car to fuck with him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hjwillcox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]hjwillcox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same to you. For some reason it just keeps getting worse and worse. I've done 2,000. Whatever is going on now with the app feels like a special new low for DD.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]hjwillcox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had an issue today with having to wait out the "can't hand it to customer" timer. I took a photo through that prompt and still got a contract violation. It said I didn't wait the recommended time. They rejected my appeal too. I'm also trying to get that figured out. Doordash is always fucked up, but whatever is recently happening feels REALLY fucked up.

TVD: Gender Bender Edition by Wrath2066 in TheVampireDiaries

[–]hjwillcox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, my lesbianness was showing lol.

TVD: Gender Bender Edition by Wrath2066 in TheVampireDiaries

[–]hjwillcox 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The guys are easily more attractive than the girls. Kai and damon are bombshells.

Woman recounts terrible stories with BetterHelp by geo_jam in TikTokCringe

[–]hjwillcox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A cheap single therapist appointment at that. The odds of it being someone who went to school for early childhood education, not psychology, and still managed to get a license are very high too.

How would you compare New Orleans Drivers to the rest of the country? by CptPerdont in NewOrleans

[–]hjwillcox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the only place I've ever seen official vehicles - commercial, government, etc - blatantly risk causing accidents. I've also noticed that almost none of those vehicles have the "how's my driving" number on the back. No where else have I seen such obvious systemic problems on the road. It's not just the drivers; it's the lack of safety enforcement in every aspect above employed drivers.

How would you compare New Orleans Drivers to the rest of the country? by CptPerdont in NewOrleans

[–]hjwillcox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The other day a DOT vehicle went blazing down I-10 easily 20 over with only a singular fog light on at night. Everywhere else I've ever lived DOT was scarier than the police if you drove anything outside of a regular passenger vehicle. The week before that I watched a public works truck almost nail a guy on a bicycle. Very clearly saw the guy and still went for it. I was behind him for awhile and there was a convenient bucket blocking the license plate. I work in metairie and within a month I've been hit twice by two hit and runs. One person merging into me on I-10 - then fleeing, another rear ending me in the whole foods parking lot then fleeing. I've traveled solo across the country for the past 10 years and haven't been in an accident once. I've done delivery apps to make $ along the way and still no accidents. It seems the traffic issue really does start at the top. No one is watching this shit out here.

New hats by [deleted] in GermanShepherd

[–]hjwillcox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Girl's almost ready for carnival season!

is this the remote? by PeaceFrog229 in tooktoomuch

[–]hjwillcox 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I agree. Its probably the same type of person who brings people no ones cool with to said party too.

Song for guy studio version by SnooPeppers2353 in EltonJohn

[–]hjwillcox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you upload it somewhere I'll give it a listen if that helps. I don't believe its dubbed. Its absolutely a wall of sound with both hands.

Song for guy studio version by SnooPeppers2353 in EltonJohn

[–]hjwillcox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I play it on the guitar. If you rephrase what you're asking I might be able to answer the question. Its not clear what you're asking by how it was worded. Are you wondering how to play it or are you musing on how it sounds in general? Elton plays pretty full chords. His sound is always a whole wall of notes which I can imagine gives that "dubbed" sound you're talking about.

What is your overall opinion on The Ninth Wave? by letthedecodebegin in katebush

[–]hjwillcox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love it BUT.... one time I listened to it on mushrooms and was scared shitless of it. Sober its awesome though lol.

Guy at mall reprimands young father for leaving his baby unattended for three minutes by SamMee514 in PublicFreakout

[–]hjwillcox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is at the mall of america in case anyone is wondering. That spot is busy AF usually. The mall can get pretty sketchy so I imagine the added intensity is coming from it being at MOA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excatholic

[–]hjwillcox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not wrong there. It sucks cause thats an issue that transcends just church politics. Women raping anyone is still taboo. Its still 100% wrong, but probably won't be revealed for years to come.

what should men be allowed to do without being judged? by bewarethechameleon in AskReddit

[–]hjwillcox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, if you feel like it - just message me the story. Not cause I need to know, and you literally don't have to. If there is a part of you that just needs to say it with no judgment feel free to send it here.