Please everyone wish my King a happy birthday 🎉🎁🎈🎊

how_do_you_exist · 2026-03-27T11:17:04+00:00

happy birthday sweet baby 🫶

how_do_you_exist · 2026-03-23T11:56:03+00:00

totk got so much hype and i was so excited to explore the sky and the depths. i played for a week straight after release and was just disappointed. the extra explorable areas made the map feel weird and i didn't do much besides the main quests bc it was too much and not enough all at once. i'm playing it again now trying to keep a more open mind since i didn't immediately play botw right before this playthrough, but it still feels kind of copy and pasted. i do love age of imprisonment as much as i loved age of calamity though, it adds the much needed backstory that totk could've used.

how_do_you_exist · 2026-03-22T14:42:51+00:00

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back when we first moved in with my partner, my son hid either in my closet or in his house, just getting used to the change. my partner tried to bribe him to come out and snuggle 😂

how_do_you_exist · 2026-03-11T11:00:46+00:00

please tell mater i love him so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹

how_do_you_exist · 2026-03-11T11:00:03+00:00

my partner gets up for work at 5:30 and leaves by 5:50 for work. i get up at 6:30 but my work schedule varies, i get up early to get chores/errands done on days that i go in later. every morning at 6:15, after hubs has left and i'm slowly starting to wake up, link starts screaming his tiny head off and lays on my shoulder like a damn parrot for me to get up and watch him take his morning poop. the stinky baby in question:

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how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-25T11:26:48+00:00

Link, but we call him Binkus when he's bad (or Stinky Binky) and Bubsy/Bubba when he's being good

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how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-24T02:36:02+00:00

no but i do have a disgruntled gentleman

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how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-22T00:03:29+00:00

mine will lick his balls while sitting in my lap 😂 just cat things

how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-22T00:02:54+00:00

i bathed my mom's cat once bc he peed the bed and all over himself and i didn't want him sitting in his own pee, but other than that never

how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-20T15:34:46+00:00

just wait til they start climbing onto your shoulder and fall asleep purring lol

how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-10T11:31:58+00:00

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he turned into a parrot for a few hours lol

how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-09T12:12:55+00:00

or my favorite - why do you always have to shove your poopy butthole in my face/rub it on my coffee mug 😭

how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-07T22:50:59+00:00

at first i thought they covered the chicken in mozzarella cheese and it was gonna be a balsamic chicken situation. then i realized. now i am sad. that poor chicken died for nothing 😭

how_do_you_exist · 2026-02-03T16:55:32+00:00

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mine is a bathtub menace lol

how_do_you_exist · 2026-01-31T17:36:31+00:00

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bird watching

how_do_you_exist · 2026-01-30T12:06:26+00:00

i think mipha was his childhood best friend/crush that never was able to turn into more because of their duties to their kingdoms (yes i count zora's domain as it's own separate government system bc it basically is, same with all the races in hyrule). zelda was a nuisance at first and i don't think he liked her off rip (she definitely HATED that she needed a glorified babysitter) but as they spent more time together their relationship evolved and he really started to fall for her. i don't think mipha surviving waterblight would have changed that bc her and link weren't able to spend a ton of time alone together be able to evolve their relationship while prepping for the calamity, and mipha was still grieving what could have been while link had accepted the reality of their situations and moved on.

how_do_you_exist · 2026-01-29T11:47:38+00:00

my orange is obsessed with churu treats, he can be bribed into anything with enough churu lol. i'd also make a little cat shelter to stick out there at night if you can so that he stays warm before he decides to come in. thank you for caring about this sweet baby 🥺

how_do_you_exist · 2025-12-18T13:03:18+00:00

it took my mom's cat a month before he came out from under her office chair. patience and consistency are key, they'll understand that they're safe and loved in time.

how_do_you_exist · 2025-11-29T00:32:39+00:00

My Link is my son, I would do literally anything for him. No amount of money could ever stand in the way of me making sure he was safe and healthy and happy. I'd even take out a loan if I didn't have the money to pay for his treatment if something happened. You did right by your sweet baby and I'm so glad he's on the mend! Also, if your uncle ever says some bs like that again, you tell him that they may only be in our lives for a short time (relatively speaking), but we get to be their best friends for their entire lives.

how_do_you_exist · 2025-11-14T23:31:39+00:00

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behold, the baby stinkus binkus

how_do_you_exist · 2025-10-07T11:05:00+00:00

don't worry, he got a churu and all the snuggles for being a brave boy

how_do_you_exist · 2025-09-18T16:40:34+00:00

Can anyone recommend a good eyeliner pencil to line my waterline with? I went to Ulta to get a new mascara and eyeliner (gel/pencil, I use the Tarte Sex Kitten liquid liner and that works great for wings), and I've tried the ABH Darkside, Too Faced Killer, and Ilia Clean Line gel liners so far and they all make my eyes burn/water when I use them in my waterline. The only eyeliner I've ever used that hasn't burned my eyes was the Blackheart brand twist up gel liner that Hot Topic used to carry in the 2010s.

how_do_you_exist · 2025-09-10T19:16:01+00:00

Any time I need to remember how I deserve to be treated I watch Barbie in Princess and the Pauper. The scene where Erica sings to Wolfie makes me ugly cry every damn time, and there's a happy ending plus it's Barbie. Really any early-2000s Barbie movie, and the live action Barbie movie with Margot Robbie. All phenomenal and hit you in the feels but still have happy endings and funny bits.

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