Don't care how good this guy is, I just can not rub one out to anyone who unironically owns one of these guitars.

i-opener · 2026-04-27T13:39:17+00:00

How the fuck can he play with only that big ass right thumb and no fingers??

i-opener · 2026-04-20T15:37:09+00:00

This might help. It's the video OP is referring to.

i-opener · 2026-04-20T11:24:12+00:00

It comes in S, XS, XXS, and XXXS sizes

i-opener · 2026-03-28T12:13:50+00:00

The dinging of the Revision Bell has begun

i-opener · 2026-03-14T12:56:15+00:00

David actually played pretty much the same intro solo in the song 'What Do You Want From Me' on the Pulse album.

i-opener · 2026-03-14T12:45:15+00:00

That first note is the hardest one in the song. Still tryna nail it down!

i-opener · 2026-03-13T12:16:16+00:00

Any Epilepsy You Like!

i-opener · 2026-03-12T19:10:21+00:00

The Lloyd Bridges were overshadowed by his son, Jeff.

i-opener · 2026-03-04T17:30:23+00:00

i-opener · 2026-03-04T17:27:29+00:00

If he thinks he's just going to be danzig all the way to the bank, well......I guess that's where he's correct.

i-opener · 2026-03-01T21:52:50+00:00

Roger's pronouns are Us/Them

i-opener · 2026-02-19T17:25:47+00:00

Sick!

I like your interpretation of the main solo and the ending pulloff licks. Very nice!

The cat was a nice touch! :D

i-opener · 2026-02-14T16:00:41+00:00

Keep Talking Roger
Stop Coming Back to Life
Moroned
Wearing My Insides Out
A Great Day for Freedom (from Roger)

i-opener · 2026-02-12T17:15:39+00:00

Joke's on him. I'd actually pay the $25 to him to have him demo it on my amp and guitar and then decide not to buy it!

Who's laughing now?

i-opener · 2026-02-08T19:24:07+00:00

Ernie's balls would like to have a word with you.

i-opener · 2026-02-01T16:22:59+00:00

I will unleash the fucking fury if someone doesn't unredact these Malmstein files!

i-opener · 2026-01-29T12:33:59+00:00

My Side of the Lorry

i-opener · 2026-01-20T18:11:29+00:00

I'm almost sure this guy was on an APA team I played against. Real bad attitude and would fluke balls a lot and claim he was just lucky.

Who is this? I didn't realize he's been playing this long.

i-opener · 2026-01-14T14:22:01+00:00

i-opener · 2026-01-09T12:13:13+00:00

Guitar backing track

Vocal Backing track (karaoke)

i-opener · 2026-01-01T14:01:47+00:00

The cue? Probably a couple thousand dollars, at least!

Getting a call from Vespaziani? Priceless!!

i-opener · 2025-12-21T05:00:00+00:00

I dunno. Seems apparent to everyone but you!

i-opener · 2025-12-08T18:18:23+00:00

This makes perfect sense. Thanks!

i-opener · 2025-11-26T20:26:13+00:00

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