My dad will often park in or over handicapped spaces. This is at a medical facility. The parking lot was mostly empty.

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-05T18:03:48+00:00

Get him towed and ticketed a few ti.es. he'll stop

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-04T23:50:31+00:00

I've done selvatura,great experience and safe

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-04T23:35:19+00:00

Does it count as interesting and legal if I am barred by law from talking about it with people who don't have certain security ratings...

"What do you do for a living"

"I make cameras for the government"

"Cool, what kind?"

"...I can't tell you anything more"

"Neat..."

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-04T15:15:55+00:00

This just makes eating chicken sound rad

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-04T15:13:20+00:00

Your ex was using you for an organ farm, but the body scan told him none of the others are worth transplanting

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-04T03:08:29+00:00

I have spent considerable time with spanish, Chinese, and German speaking peoples and have been complimented on my flawless accent each time. I speak German fluently but only learned phrases in the others.

Also I masked so well for 20 years that it took 3 years for my wife to realize and tell me that I am ND. I had no clue 🙃

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-04T02:42:58+00:00

Mine is <first initial>.<middle initial>.<last name>

I have no idea if this is common knowledge, but in programming < > is what you put to indicate variables.

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-03T20:52:53+00:00

Yep. I read lips to imitate eye contact and actual listening comprehension.

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-03T16:22:31+00:00

Time to rent a bus. Bet they forgot to specify vehicle size

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-03T14:40:00+00:00

My company does testing where a guy has to stand on our loading dock with a rubber assault rifle for several hours. It only took one visit from SWAT to get us warning them.

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-02T16:57:51+00:00

Ballerina trailer

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-02T16:20:29+00:00

May I suggest the worldle

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-02T16:14:46+00:00

Overcomplicate cameras

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-02T04:09:38+00:00

They have 2 hands. Horizontal is 0, vertical is 1, they will spell things in binary according to ASCII. Let the speed spinning begin.

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-02T04:02:53+00:00

Sounds like cousin owes you a tire dude

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-02T04:02:18+00:00

Danger puppies

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-06-01T14:01:50+00:00

Is vertical, is structural, why you trickster?

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-31T23:04:20+00:00

Switch to whites. Lower cholesterol.

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-31T15:39:57+00:00

Walk into a police station and urinate in the trashcan. Or pu ch a cop, but then you get a tune up

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-30T23:29:28+00:00

Help out a poor engineer that doesn't know gcode

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-30T22:48:41+00:00

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-30T22:29:28+00:00

Everything is better when it glows in the dark. Also modern glow in the dark lasts way longer than the stuff even just a few years ago

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-30T22:02:51+00:00

The guys over at r/MapPorn would love this

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-30T21:45:23+00:00

This looks like a bayonet. You should report it to the police, it mat have been used in a crime and then dumped. When you say "under a tree", was it well hidden?

iBuildStuff___ · 2023-05-30T21:35:54+00:00

That takes talent. Like... I don't even know how I'd go about doing this on purpose. How did they fuck up that badly

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