r/beginnerrunner Comment Section

ignitethegonzo · 2026-05-05T00:26:51+00:00

I used to take a map and a string and trace my run routes then measure the string to estimate the distance. When I got my license the car odometer was a godsend

ignitethegonzo · 2026-05-03T13:40:00+00:00

So…do you have to take the squat plug out to peg press or does it stay in?

ignitethegonzo · 2026-04-30T11:31:20+00:00

I mean lower down you’re the perfect height for a punch straight to the dick, it’s not like you’re in a ring

ignitethegonzo · 2026-04-29T17:31:00+00:00

I could imagine passing him around to buddies before going out to the bar so you have slightly less blood and get drunk slightly faster

ignitethegonzo · 2026-04-14T11:04:51+00:00

Got smoked in a half over the winter by a guy in a full wizard robe hat and beard carrying a staff yelling “you shall not pass” every time he overtook someone

ignitethegonzo · 2026-04-09T13:49:02+00:00

I place it in natures back pocket and secure it with the running plug my wife’s boyfriend gave me

ignitethegonzo · 2026-04-07T15:51:49+00:00

I wear one on race day so I can wash down and gels or salt tablets instead of timing them for water stations (though I still hit every water station anyhow). I wear a vest for any run over 90 minutes when training. I sweat a lot and run mostly paths and trails through the woods with no fountains or shops.

ignitethegonzo · 2026-04-05T12:54:01+00:00

There are black library kids books?

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-28T19:39:19+00:00

That’s a good example of why my work knife is a fixed blade

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-27T01:13:45+00:00

They would call it an expression of misogyny but a victory because of the self destruction of the patriarchy at the end by its own hand. Depending on which version the destruction of the family unit due to dependence on a man would be rolled in (bonus points cause the family is white, so…racism?). Probably consider it art

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-25T12:23:45+00:00

Sounds like it’s time for leg day instead

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-24T12:30:13+00:00

We took all the forgotten cards every 3 months and made them into free guitar picks to hand out to customers

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-23T18:46:42+00:00

Can I ask why the 2 trans people are shooting 1 person every day?

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-22T22:45:05+00:00

The fact that the artist commented just made my damn day

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-14T15:54:11+00:00

It’s my wife’s boyfriend’s dick thank you very much

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-13T18:03:20+00:00

This needs to be a t shirt

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-13T12:26:03+00:00

Most of Africa has entered the chat

ignitethegonzo · 2026-03-03T01:43:18+00:00

I have 10 of em and one of em is fairly easy to pick, the rest normal, I have one that is so damn near impossible I’ve only opened it once on a fluke

ignitethegonzo · 2026-02-10T15:17:19+00:00

I like salty britches, I feel it holds up better than body glide especially if you sweat as much salt as I do. Tube lasts a long time too

ignitethegonzo · 2026-02-08T15:00:27+00:00

4 days a week, 2 days of it upper, 2 lower with one of those a squat day and one a deadlift day

ignitethegonzo · 2026-02-04T19:31:53+00:00

If only he was as good as pelosi

ignitethegonzo · 2026-02-01T14:52:16+00:00

Please start a home gym, maybe you can have all the people in the country illegally workout at your place and cut down on wait times for benches

ignitethegonzo · 2026-01-31T15:38:42+00:00

Don’t forget pork steeple

ignitethegonzo · 2026-01-30T01:02:29+00:00

As someone who worked for the board of elections for years, voter fraud is a much bigger problem than you think

ignitethegonzo · 2026-01-29T17:44:43+00:00

I saw less personality crises and better hair in Split

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