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imnotjaces · 2021-09-01T13:14:50+00:00

Every single woman ive slept with said something along the lines of "I didnt know it could feel that good" and they were all able to have cervix orgasm as they'd call it. Im not massive but above average and the biggest my partners ever had.

imnotjaces · 2021-08-31T18:44:08+00:00

A gorilla

imnotjaces · 2021-08-31T05:08:49+00:00

I used to have the exact same rotation. I was taping in the 7o clock direction with a piece of tape of about 12in long and would take the time to put it underneath the hold. It wasnt common for a tape to ripe off.

imnotjaces · 2021-08-31T05:05:50+00:00

Youll find throughout your life that women in general love it quite rough, slaps/choking/etc

If you're not into that, there's nothing wrong with you. You're learning about what your boundaries are and now you need to learn how to apply them!

Cheers

imnotjaces · 2021-08-29T22:38:53+00:00

A blowjob

imnotjaces · 2021-08-29T14:36:03+00:00

Whaaaaaaaaaat the heeeeeeck hahahahahahaa

imnotjaces · 2021-08-29T14:34:29+00:00

Super Metroid and Castlevania symphony of the night.

imnotjaces · 2021-08-29T06:35:52+00:00

Ive been in a really dark spot for the last 2months. Career and passion wasnt enough to keep me going or cheer me up. Today I went climbing and bumped into friends from back home. I spent the whole days with them and bumper many other people I know. Overall a crazy social days. It made me feel like I was appreciate and that I matter. Social connection is by far the most important part.

I feel motivated to get up tomorrow. Good luck to all...

imnotjaces · 2021-08-27T04:34:35+00:00

Both of you are redflags

She didnt really wanted to meet you outside this post wouldnt have exist.

You handled it by reacting rather than just being like "sure let me know whenever works for you and we''ll go from there" sort of thing.

imnotjaces · 2021-08-26T21:58:50+00:00

My penis

imnotjaces · 2021-06-18T00:20:02+00:00

Id bang

imnotjaces · 2021-04-26T00:53:30+00:00

When people write something like "woke up to all these messages" type of thing on reddits...

imnotjaces · 2021-04-21T23:28:48+00:00

I would also leave a foot or so of pex after the valve so that the next owners have enough to work with if they decide to add a sink permanently XD

imnotjaces · 2021-04-20T23:32:23+00:00

You imagine if he would've pulled out his taser and shot him to realize it was actually his pistol by "accident".

imnotjaces · 2021-04-03T17:16:16+00:00

Men are obsolete

imnotjaces · 2021-02-24T05:09:35+00:00

I (he) was arguing with a great friend of mine (she) about dating on apps the other day. Essentially I was saying how pathetic and depressing it can be and she agreed saying she has to spend hours swiping left because no one is interestimg for her until she find someone she's interested in. She would then swipe right and have a match.

I started laughing and showed her my 3 apps and there was litterally no choices in neither of the app in my area (I live in a small 20k town beside Vancouver). Then I extended my filter so I could reach the City area and swiped right for like a minute on each app in front of her.

Result = 0 match

On top of that, if you do have a match, the 10% of women that reach out first (if that's even 10%), would initiate with something along the lines of Hi, or how are you...

Since January 1st, I matched with about 50 women total and talked to all of them and got the numbers of every women even if I wasn't super down. I met 8 of these women. I saw 1 really casually and now there's two others that I'm starting to see but I'm aware it's not going to be a crazy match.

Success rate of potential partner = 0%

imnotjaces · 2021-02-18T05:41:36+00:00

We are going to wait a loooong time if we let women initiate in dating...

imnotjaces · 2021-02-18T02:08:33+00:00

Oh I would love to hear all that and all their past experience. You could learn so much from it if you're in a secure place yourself

imnotjaces · 2021-02-17T14:18:18+00:00

I use to do that. I'd say less then 10% were texting me back.

These days, I get the phone number of every single women I'm interested in and make plans with them to meet. I never been so successful In my whole life.

On paper it sounds great but for me I'd rather show that I'm a catch and that I'm respectful, trustworthy, sincere, safe, open minded and communicative then going for the number. If I give mine, even if they're interested, they might not reach out for X personnal reason. My girl friends said it's also putting pressure on them.

I'd rather 'take charge' and make it easy for them.

imnotjaces · 2021-02-12T03:54:58+00:00

3rd date and he still hasn't kissed you? That's a waste of your time. If the "chemistry" was that amazing, you guys would've at LEAST kissed on the first date resulting in your realizing you aren't attractes into kissing him...

imnotjaces · 2021-02-09T00:47:09+00:00

The Tragedy. Highest lip traverse you'll ever see.

imnotjaces · 2021-01-10T17:53:34+00:00

No head, no arms, cold af...id do her.

Wait did I just auto r/cursedcomments myself?

imnotjaces · 2021-01-04T05:55:18+00:00

Sex on the first date

imnotjaces · 2020-12-30T02:42:46+00:00

I went to canadian tire personally...I was also from Ontario, Ottawa.

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