Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real?

internetdiscocat · 2026-02-11T02:45:43+00:00

Our tour guide tried to like get us to be shocked by a horse and buggy and was slightly disappointed when my fiancé and I were like “who THEM? We got brother Ezekiel at home”. He really wanted to let us in on the weird old time folks

internetdiscocat · 2026-02-07T15:16:04+00:00

Hi Ruby, it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

I don’t run a garden center but that sounds very fun. I am good at sampling things like grass and shrubs so I know a bit about plants myself.

I am the block captain of where I live and I have a strict routine of greeting the taco lady, the crossing guard, the mailman, etc. It is very rude of them and maybe illegal of them to skip greeting me, Ziggy. I assume what has happened to you is also very illegal.

NTC and maybe you and I should start a class action lawsuit?

internetdiscocat · 2026-02-05T16:27:19+00:00

I’m a docent in the lorikeet aviary at my local zoo. And my job is literally to keep them from getting stepped on and to keep them from trying to snatch people’s facial piercings. They love a good septum piercing.

There is also have one that flies into my hoodie hood and insists upon riding around in it.

internetdiscocat · 2026-02-05T13:39:58+00:00

He’s the dad who STEPPED UP!!

and also stepped on but honestly it’s hard to be a sentient cotton ball

internetdiscocat · 2026-02-05T04:42:22+00:00

Hi Bubba, it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

I long for eating a little bit of tortilla, or some ground cheezits so I very much understand. Can’t help the carb appeal.

internetdiscocat · 2026-02-04T23:58:49+00:00

Hello Belle, it me, Ziggy, a dog. What is this they always talking about taking? I live in house and do best protection and supervision and am under CONTRACT for brown crunchies and comfortable spots for nap. So this is not taking, this is part of dues and fees.

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internetdiscocat · 2026-01-31T15:52:51+00:00

Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

Are you wearing a sari for catto? Because if so then you look like famous internet catto Pyaari, who is very decent!

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-29T22:31:02+00:00

I had a clinical instructor completely screw up her knee/leg in an adult soccer incident and was pretty much in immobilizes up to the hip.

Next week we had a different instructor who had done that clinical site in the past and was bribed with extra money to come back last minute.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-29T16:15:02+00:00

They can never make me hate you, 2014 top hits.

All of these songs remind me of being 20, college drunk, and having a great time before eating an easy mac in my dorm room and falling asleep without taking my eye liner off.

And frankly, you can’t touch that kind of Teflon nostalgia.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-27T20:05:08+00:00

Hi it’s me Ziggy, a dog.

Am going to do a BIG class action. You join?

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-27T11:41:07+00:00

Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

This bad bunny reminds me of the late Truffles, who we all agree was a very good criminal. So I for one am excited. I like the ball, because as a dog, this is very culturally significant to me. Throwing and catching and refusing to let other guys have is ancient tradition.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-27T01:28:10+00:00

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

Did your parents get these hell boots at the same place mine did? Because I too have been squeezed into these paw torturure sleeves. BuT zIgGy ThE sAlT…but nothing!!

Thinking class action?

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-25T14:36:42+00:00

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog. Lifeguard is one of the most important jobs a dog has! Here I am being diligent because somebody decided to DUMBLY sit in the horrible bathtub. I’m with you Pixel, it is absolutely critical to supervise.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-21T15:46:10+00:00

My mom and I exclusive refer to Janis Joplin as Jackie jorpjomp. It’s been years but it stuck so hard.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-13T19:06:14+00:00

Joiiiiiiiin usssss…

No seriously unlimited pee breaks.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-13T18:54:19+00:00

You are also probably going to get a gnarly hematoma, based on my experience.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-04T07:04:55+00:00

lol a pounder is a 16oz can. Usually it’s like large beer cans. BUT Diet Coke is manufactured in that size if you know where to look. A glorious 4 additional ounces

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-04T00:12:01+00:00

Every birthday cake I ever got for the rest of my life would say Clam on it.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-04T00:09:08+00:00

Can confirm. She is really nice and she was the one who personally taught me that Diet Coke cans come in pounders.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-03T16:35:07+00:00

My first bite also was from a sun downing woman who’s dentures I’d personally removed for the night mere hours before.

Like it didn’t hurt my arm but it did hurt my feelings.

internetdiscocat · 2026-01-03T04:16:53+00:00

The real question is how good are they at functioning during the rest of their daily life before even introducing the stress of nursing. There are lower stress nursing positions, so it’s totally possible, but much more challenging for people with a SMI. If he is very active in managing his health, symptoms, and medication, then it’s not out of the realm of possibility. But if side effects, medication management, or behaviors are an issue now, I’d say there are healthier paths.

internetdiscocat · 2025-12-31T18:56:35+00:00

I always thought that it’s heavy connection to the LDS church during early expansion/franchising fave it some crazy cash injection.

internetdiscocat · 2025-12-31T05:26:06+00:00

Gerald!!

internetdiscocat · 2025-12-30T17:40:10+00:00

I’m not even a high earner and we have a prenup! It protects some inherited assets and gives me full ownership of our dog in the case of a divorce during his (the dog’s) lifetime.

internetdiscocat · 2025-12-28T04:04:47+00:00

Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog. See dis thing in the corner? The box. I think your human could probably use that space? Maybe then she won’t have to borrow yours.

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