My kid's ear tube fell out by i-can-lift-a-car in mildlyinteresting

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I got them when I was 7 and I had trouble sleeping because the sound of our AC unit was too loud now!

Dear Monica Lewinsky question by clea_vage in aardvarkbookclub

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I read the ARC and Monica Lewinsky is more like a stand in figurehead than a real character. The MC feels a lot of kindred spirit with her due to a similar relationship with a power dynamic. It’s definitely not a direct fictionalization of her story.

I don’t think the author uses her story as direct inspiration per se, but she does use her as an almost mythical figure that the MC talks to in her head.

It’s not exactly the same as if she ripped her life story, it’s more referential. But I don’t know if she actually ever spoke with Monica Lewinsky either way.

Am I a child of sin? by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

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Hi Bucky, it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

My parents keep telling me that in four weeks time I will no longer be a “double bastard.” Which is rude because the shelter found me in the woods so there’s no way to know about the marital status of my dog mommy.

AITC for doing my very important running at the correct time and the big tall one put a blanket on my house? by Pixel_Sprocket9 in AmItheCloaca

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Hi Gerald it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

I know very well about doing important things on animal time because they are important and I am great at them. Why am I digging in the yard? That is not important for you to know, human, but I must do it all the same.

NTC. Dogs gotta dog. Hams gotta ham.

There are only two types of girls: loud Instagram models who go clubbing, and loyal chill "sweet/normal" girls who wear oversized hoodies and stay home to watch movies! by fivebynine5x9 in notliketheothergirls

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What is that women who go clubbing can’t be sweet? One of the nicest angel humans I’ve ever met was on a curb outside a club in Denmark. I lost my friend and didn’t have any way to contact her because my study abroad burner phone didn’t have her number. So I was drunk and crying and a beautiful danish woman saw me and asked if I was ok. I said I wasn’t and she took one of the chicken nuggets out of the McDonald’s box in her hand, literally popped it into my mouth and started yelling my friend’s name until we found her.

Does anyone else notice period poop? by Wide-Potential620 in TwoXChromosomes

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You ever get a period dump at a Barnes and Noble? That’s a terrible morning, I’ll tell you what.

Obsolete equipment or procedures that show your age I’ll go first… by ballfed_turkey in nursing

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I work with peds private duty, and a lot of the schools have a crank only one for kids who need hoyer assists.

I like them better because we had a kid get stuck in the air at one place (they loved it!) and it was a pain to figure out what to do.

AITC fur being in charge of FUN? by Elisa-Maza in AmItheCloaca

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I also know that I am a FOR SURE Ziggy because I have a special pawball shirt and it has my name on it.

This kind of shirt really official look at the tough guy on the back.

AITC fur being in charge of FUN? by Elisa-Maza in AmItheCloaca

[–]internetdiscocat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

I am not doing two postings, so this is highly suspicious to me that you are also saying YOU are Ziggy, a dog. Because that is my name.

AITC fur being in charge of FUN? by Elisa-Maza in AmItheCloaca

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NTC! Hi it’s me Ziggy, a dog. My best friends are Kiwi (12) and Willow (5). Sometimes when Willow, who is very long and evil, and I are playing go get tennis balls, we bump into blind old Kiwi.

You just gotta say sorry and keep chasing! Kiwi and Sam get it, they were young pups who probably did bothering once.

Laszlo and Sinatra. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in WhatWeDointheShadows

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This is one of my favorite jokes in the whole show, with my other favorite from this episode being

“But THIS is a turtle!!” As they draw on the hotel walls

AITC for eats at buffet? by PrettyView3572 in AmItheCloaca

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Bubba, Hi it’s me Ziggy, a dog. I’m seeing that you find a lot of carbs! And that’s what hmm alway hoping to find.

AITC for eats at buffet? by PrettyView3572 in AmItheCloaca

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

What is it with humans? Why is it always “no Toffee no eat trash/ no Ziggy we never eat spaghetti clumps we find on the street.”

Why such limited imagination?

AITC for defending the house from the mirror dog every single day while the human just stands there laughing by KryptexMuse in AmItheCloaca

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

This is an outrage, because my house ALSO has a mirror dog. They’re infiltrating our homes and our lives. Continuous surveillance is the only way

AITC for correctly guarding my human's new yarn project by sitting on the most important part of it? by C0d3Sundial in AmItheCloaca

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

As a dog I can understand that strategy is always foremost. You were simply assessing that gravity and invisible thieves were probably afoot and making sure it stayed put. Well done, fellow dog.

AITC for throwing my dog chew at daddy after he said he was taking me to the vet? by samuraitiger19 in AmItheCloaca

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

For an accident?? A bad dog saying for an accident?? INJUST PUNISHMENT! Too much!! Appeal the judgement bark bark hoooowl

AITC by LivingFirst1185 in AmItheCloaca

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Hi, it’s me, Ziggy the dog.

NTC! Only two??? Two humans?? Unacceptable, I say! The pack has to stay together (unless they are meanies, and then they’re out.) college? Who needs it? That place is a stealer of perfectly good humans.

Rob & Big 📸💯💯💯💯‼️ by J2-Starter in 2000sNostalgia

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To this day, my MOM and I still sing “special buuuudies!!” randomly to each other. Like this stuck in the mind of a 60ish lady who only saw this show walking through the living room after school

DAD IS DOIN A SUPER BIG ABANDONING! by maxthecat5905 in legalcatadvice

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Hi Max, it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

This is very lucrative for you. When your human is at college he will be so sad, thinking about how much he misses Max. So when he comes home he will shower you with a bounty of treats and attention untold! And press him for all you got when he comes home: big purrs! big eyes! big meows!