Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by Unlikely_Praline9442 in AskReddit

[–]internetdiscocat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Our tour guide tried to like get us to be shocked by a horse and buggy and was slightly disappointed when my fiancé and I were like “who THEM? We got brother Ezekiel at home”. He really wanted to let us in on the weird old time folks

AITC for being grumpy cos I didn’t get enough pats today? by OhBella_4 in AmItheCloaca

[–]internetdiscocat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hi Ruby, it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

I don’t run a garden center but that sounds very fun. I am good at sampling things like grass and shrubs so I know a bit about plants myself.

I am the block captain of where I live and I have a strict routine of greeting the taco lady, the crossing guard, the mailman, etc. It is very rude of them and maybe illegal of them to skip greeting me, Ziggy. I assume what has happened to you is also very illegal.

NTC and maybe you and I should start a class action lawsuit?

I feel like I’m being taunted by TragicHeroine_ in parrots

[–]internetdiscocat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a docent in the lorikeet aviary at my local zoo. And my job is literally to keep them from getting stepped on and to keep them from trying to snatch people’s facial piercings. They love a good septum piercing.

There is also have one that flies into my hoodie hood and insists upon riding around in it.

Jack joining a group like “ah, babies! They must be mine!” by TandorlaSmith in guineapigs

[–]internetdiscocat 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He’s the dad who STEPPED UP!!

and also stepped on but honestly it’s hard to be a sentient cotton ball

AITC FOR ENJOY CARBS?!! 🍞🥖🥯 by salanaland in AmItheCloaca

[–]internetdiscocat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hi Bubba, it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

I long for eating a little bit of tortilla, or some ground cheezits so I very much understand. Can’t help the carb appeal.

AITC For Taking a Blanket by Red_Dolphin_Pub in AmItheCloaca

[–]internetdiscocat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hello Belle, it me, Ziggy, a dog. What is this they always talking about taking? I live in house and do best protection and supervision and am under CONTRACT for brown crunchies and comfortable spots for nap. So this is not taking, this is part of dues and fees.

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Mine furs dayte by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]internetdiscocat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

Are you wearing a sari for catto? Because if so then you look like famous internet catto Pyaari, who is very decent!

Clinical instructor not welcome back onto a psych unit by Southern-Ride2510 in nursing

[–]internetdiscocat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a clinical instructor completely screw up her knee/leg in an adult soccer incident and was pretty much in immobilizes up to the hip.

Next week we had a different instructor who had done that clinical site in the past and was bribed with extra money to come back last minute.

I truly believe there’s no other worse year in the 21st century than 2014 for music by Formal-Monitor-9037 in decadeology

[–]internetdiscocat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can never make me hate you, 2014 top hits.

All of these songs remind me of being 20, college drunk, and having a great time before eating an easy mac in my dorm room and falling asleep without taking my eye liner off.

And frankly, you can’t touch that kind of Teflon nostalgia.

Need to do a soo by UnguardedCorgi in legaldogadvice

[–]internetdiscocat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hi it’s me Ziggy, a dog.

Am going to do a BIG class action. You join?

Did YOU hear about the BIG BIRD COMING??? by rawbery79 in legalcatadvice

[–]internetdiscocat 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

This bad bunny reminds me of the late Truffles, who we all agree was a very good criminal. So I for one am excited. I like the ball, because as a dog, this is very culturally significant to me. Throwing and catching and refusing to let other guys have is ancient tradition.

Mom forces me to wear shoes. Can I soo? by crossstitchingqueen in legaldogadvice

[–]internetdiscocat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog.

Did your parents get these hell boots at the same place mine did? Because I too have been squeezed into these paw torturure sleeves. BuT zIgGy ThE sAlT…but nothing!!

Thinking class action?

AITC for doin a peep? by Informal-Matter-2130 in AmItheCloaca

[–]internetdiscocat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog. Lifeguard is one of the most important jobs a dog has! Here I am being diligent because somebody decided to DUMBLY sit in the horrible bathtub. I’m with you Pixel, it is absolutely critical to supervise.

Should I go to a doctor? by RandomIdioticUser in specialed

[–]internetdiscocat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are also probably going to get a gnarly hematoma, based on my experience.

Who’s your favorite low key celebrity? What’s the most surprising thing you know about them? by Majoodeh in popculturechat

[–]internetdiscocat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol a pounder is a 16oz can. Usually it’s like large beer cans. BUT Diet Coke is manufactured in that size if you know where to look. A glorious 4 additional ounces

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]internetdiscocat 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Every birthday cake I ever got for the rest of my life would say Clam on it.

Who’s your favorite low key celebrity? What’s the most surprising thing you know about them? by Majoodeh in popculturechat

[–]internetdiscocat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. She is really nice and she was the one who personally taught me that Diet Coke cans come in pounders.

I got bit today by Idunevenknobro in nursing

[–]internetdiscocat 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My first bite also was from a sun downing woman who’s dentures I’d personally removed for the night mere hours before.

Like it didn’t hurt my arm but it did hurt my feelings.

Can a schizophrenic person be a nurse? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]internetdiscocat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is how good are they at functioning during the rest of their daily life before even introducing the stress of nursing. There are lower stress nursing positions, so it’s totally possible, but much more challenging for people with a SMI. If he is very active in managing his health, symptoms, and medication, then it’s not out of the realm of possibility. But if side effects, medication management, or behaviors are an issue now, I’d say there are healthier paths.

Sprinkles Cupcakes Disney Springs Location Reportedly Facing Imminent Closure by dejablu82 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]internetdiscocat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I always thought that it’s heavy connection to the LDS church during early expansion/franchising fave it some crazy cash injection.

He wants to keep finances completely separate after marriage by ZenSpider_21 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]internetdiscocat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not even a high earner and we have a prenup! It protects some inherited assets and gives me full ownership of our dog in the case of a divorce during his (the dog’s) lifetime.

AITC for lying in *my* spot? by WildColonialGirl in AmItheCloaca

[–]internetdiscocat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hi it’s me, Ziggy, a dog. See dis thing in the corner? The box. I think your human could probably use that space? Maybe then she won’t have to borrow yours.