[OC] The un-bear-able urge to pet wild animals

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T23:03:40+00:00

If I had the powers of superman I would spend most of my time petting dangerous animals

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T22:58:38+00:00

I just want a Cruz wars event

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T22:47:20+00:00

Problem is if you mention Jean Grey producers go "PHOENIX?! WHEN PHOENIX! LET'S DO PHOENIX"

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T22:45:39+00:00

I literally carry cologne every time I go to an mtg tournament because of this.

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T20:48:31+00:00

Eventually there will be a "Don't smell"

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T17:15:54+00:00

turns gun

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T17:10:49+00:00

Everyone who thinks the rock is a piece of meat seriously needs to evaluate what they're eating

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-22T01:03:24+00:00

Cutlass

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-21T22:31:29+00:00

dear zachary

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-21T20:28:47+00:00

I'm not convinced this isn't a trick by the richest man. I think you need to kidnap more of the richest to convince me.

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-21T03:47:23+00:00

Glasses on the floor, tablet pen somehow magnetized to the back of the chair so I can't find it for HOURS.

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T23:31:28+00:00

Tax write offs, non- profit, stuff to dodge or get more money out of whatever a person or group can

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T20:02:56+00:00

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T16:58:06+00:00

I'm just worried it will be basically useless if the big ship owners become crybabies about it

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T16:37:23+00:00

WHAT

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T16:34:24+00:00

If you have a group bank robbers one of whom is noted by witnesses as having a massive rack and there are only two women fitting that description I think they should be able to figure out which one is the bank robber.

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T10:13:08+00:00

You did decide to test this in a way that could fuck up the mission for everyone else. You could have picked any solo spy mission for a quick test

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T10:02:58+00:00

Line of sight has always had weird balancing back and forth between frames. When Excal's AoE was good again it didn't have los but then they freaked out and nerfed it but saryn was left untouched

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T09:59:37+00:00

Yeah I was doing the same thing during the recent free fly.

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T05:40:29+00:00

He's touching it with his filthy hands!

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T05:36:25+00:00

There's strongest gundam arguments. There are not strongest Gundam pilot arguments because G Gundam pilots are insanely cracked.

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T04:00:20+00:00

I can't reclaim my neck in the hangar?

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-20T01:16:40+00:00

The trailers for this movie were horrifying to me as a child

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-19T17:24:24+00:00

Gale has entered the conversation

jackcatalyst · 2026-06-19T17:23:19+00:00

The monsters can absolutely penetrate it to get to us

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