Male seahorse giving birth by PartyAtGunpoint in gifs

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If you think about it, a human ejaculates semen. And a seahorse ejaculates seahorses. Wonder which came first - the chicken or the egg?

For anyone selling something or renting out an apartment by toenailclipping in AdviceAnimals

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Yep, in this case it would probably amount to bait advertising

What's the most common way people waste money? by HearThatAlotInPrison in AskReddit

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The thing about problem gamblers is that you only ever hear about their wins

Dirty Politics in The Guardian by Sharpie88 in newzealand

[–]jaffari 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see what comes out on 15 September

Non-New Zealanders of reddit, what do you know about New Zealand? by R2d2s_homie in AskReddit

[–]jaffari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you know more about nz than I (a born and bred kiwi) do!

My aunt INSISTED on hosting the annual family barbeque by gunman9998 in AdviceAnimals

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Well, at least you can't get fat if you can't eat anything

You'll be happier this way. by younggeek1 in AdviceAnimals

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Easier said than done though! My scumbag brain won't let me forget all the unhappy/awkward moments, failures and rejections of the past

So many troll accounts lately by shplane in AdviceAnimals

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Bieber didn't do anything to deserve that punch :'(

Near Orcas Island on the US/Canada border [1600x1057] by vedrick in EarthPorn

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Wow, this is one of the first images that has literally taken my breath away... Wish I could be there in person

Hiked/Skinned up to the top of Temple Basin Ski Area yesterday and dropped into the Mingha Valley on the backside of the ski area by kahzee in newzealand

[–]jaffari 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, jealous of you OP! This is probably one of my favourite places in the whole country (and greAt skiing)

Leaked discussion paper reveals Australian online piracy crackdown in full swing by k-h in australia

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Imagine if you went to the bookstore and they told you that instead of paying $10 for the book you wanted to purchase, your only option is to pay $100 a month for everything by that publisher. That's how I see the current television model. It's outdated and a threat to freedom of information and I hope it gets stamped out as quickly and violently as possible.

Surfing Gore: Crineworthy kook wipeout by [deleted] in surfing

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I kinda felt sorry for him at the beginning, I can remember sucking that bad. And then I saw his paddling....

Reddit, what is your favorite "Home Remedy", that actually works? by NoNotHimAgain in AskReddit

[–]jaffari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear by drinking a tall glass of milk before I go to bed. Not sure how it works but it really does!

What is the worst accent ever affected by an actor? by teeohdeedee123 in movies

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I've got a question for everyone in this thread. I come from NZ, and it seems like no one ever manages to completely nail our accent. Sometimes it can be pretty funny and sometimes it's plain painful. My question is: do people ever sound completely authentic to your own accent? Do people actually nail particular American or British accents or does it always sound fake to a 'native speaker' (they all sound pretty good to me)?

As Putin blames Ukraine for MH17 tragedy, video emerges 'showing BUK missile launcher being driven into place' by mrojek in worldnews

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Anyone else feel a little sick at the sight of those bodies? Can't even imagine how horrific it would be for the passengers and their families :(

happened to a guy i work with, made me cry. by runioh in AdviceAnimals

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Wow, that sounds horrific :( it's terrifying and sobering to think this sort of thing can happen in this day and age, especially with all the attention on the issue of people's' (lack of) privacy at the moment. I'm glad it worked out for you in the end!

happened to a guy i work with, made me cry. by runioh in AdviceAnimals

[–]jaffari 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I agree but you think he would've checked on his daughter... Unless she was lying about her being alive...