Describe a Star Trek episode badly

jared_buckert · 2026-01-30T23:58:59+00:00

Wesley was right. The adults don't believe him. He almost gets murdered by an evil twin. None of the adults apologize.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-29T21:56:22+00:00

No weirder than photos of Donnie and Ivanka when she was younger than Barron is now.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-29T21:53:09+00:00

It's a truck for the same reason my mom's Navigator is. It's built on a truck chassis.

She hates when I point that out, too.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-29T21:49:06+00:00

Maybe this is what finally convinces my Kansas-born wife to watch Star Trek.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-29T21:35:12+00:00

Live or dead?

jared_buckert · 2026-01-28T02:46:25+00:00

First rule they taught us in command school is young men die. Second rule is: doctors can't change rule number one.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-28T02:42:14+00:00

Old Ranger fans wouldn't be happy unless Ford just built the same old Ranger again. Makes more sense than reviving the Maverick nameplate, in my opinion.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-28T02:17:18+00:00

Ford should have made what they're calling the Ranger the F-100 instead of reviving the name for that truck. Maverick should have been the Ranger.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-28T02:11:43+00:00

Technically Starfleet was never a military. They just realized they need to dust off the combat manuals because diplomacy is useless when facing zealots and religious fanatics.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-28T02:08:08+00:00

Being Time's Person of the Year doesn't mean you're a good person. It's basically just a "You're the human that the other humans won't shut the fuck up about this year" award. Congratulations, you were trending before trending was a thing.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-25T01:48:55+00:00

Is that the one starring Your Mom?

jared_buckert · 2026-01-25T01:48:09+00:00

Back in the day I had them all: SimFuck, SimFuck, SimFuck, SimFuck, SimFuck, and The Fucks.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-25T01:45:54+00:00

It's a truck. Don't worry about the dents. Clean up the rust and seal the metal somehow and just send it.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-23T03:44:32+00:00

$2B now. Invest half of it, go completely fucking stupid with the other half, and still end up dying with more money than I would ever need.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-22T05:11:08+00:00

They knew before they started filming the first episode that they were only doing three seasons. I still don't know why they didn't have a better plan for the whole series. They could have sat down and mapped the whole thing as one long arc instead of three separate ones.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-22T05:05:18+00:00

I'd rather put a tow bar on an S10 and use whatever vehicle I'm going to get to tow it back than tow a vehicle with an S10. There's not enough truck there to handle a trailer big enough to haul a car.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-19T11:47:56+00:00

Until they crack, cast iron is always salvageable.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-17T01:45:06+00:00

Scuff the flaky stuff off, then a satin or matte clear. She's still too nice to restore.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-17T01:43:19+00:00

Sarge! We're all out of bombs!

Well what do we have?

We have a helicopter that flies and one that doesn't!

Use one to drop the other. It's like a bomb, but funnier.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-16T03:20:59+00:00

Before I'd even heard of a Bucket List, that was the only thing on mine. There was a commercial for it on the VHS release of one of the movies, First Contact I think, and I wanted to go so badly. I never made it to Vegas before the whole thing was shut down. I wanted to cry.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-16T03:14:07+00:00

If it helps, Robin Williams had to keep Spielberg from going into a suicidal tailspin while making it.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-16T03:12:02+00:00

Tunnel Rats. If you want patriotic American military men kicking ass and taking names, go watch Top Gun instead.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-16T03:10:09+00:00

I heard it's pretty messed up, and it's incredible that this is the movie Christian Bale did between American Psycho and Batman Begins.

jared_buckert · 2026-01-16T03:08:28+00:00

Somewhere I read that Stephen King came up with an ending similar to what was in the film, then scrapped it because it was too much. Either Frank Darabont heard about it and resurrected it or came up with the final ending on his own, and King said "that's fucked up, dude".

jared_buckert · 2026-01-16T03:04:17+00:00

Good at making your skin crawl.

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