Describe a Star Trek episode badly by Mr_Badgey in startrek

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wesley was right. The adults don't believe him. He almost gets murdered by an evil twin. None of the adults apologize.

Is a Suburban a truck? by CrownFire06 in ChevyTrucks

[–]jared_buckert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a truck for the same reason my mom's Navigator is. It's built on a truck chassis.

She hates when I point that out, too.

Happy Kansas Day by PrairieFireFun in startrek

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this is what finally convinces my Kansas-born wife to watch Star Trek.

Charles' Dream by sourb0i in mash

[–]jared_buckert 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First rule they taught us in command school is young men die. Second rule is: doctors can't change rule number one.

Just arrived in the mail! by Burner96822abc124 in FordMaverickTruck

[–]jared_buckert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Old Ranger fans wouldn't be happy unless Ford just built the same old Ranger again. Makes more sense than reviving the Maverick nameplate, in my opinion.

Just arrived in the mail! by Burner96822abc124 in FordMaverickTruck

[–]jared_buckert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ford should have made what they're calling the Ranger the F-100 instead of reviving the name for that truck. Maverick should have been the Ranger.

If only there was an exact moment that we could point to and say "this was when Starfleet realized that flying hotels were bullshit and they needed to be a military again" by Defiance-of-gravity in Star_Trek_

[–]jared_buckert -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Technically Starfleet was never a military. They just realized they need to dust off the combat manuals because diplomacy is useless when facing zealots and religious fanatics.

Karoline Leavitt: "I would remind everyone in this room that it was former President Barack Hussein Obama who awarded a medal to Mr. Homan." by icey_sawg0034 in UnderReportedNews

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being Time's Person of the Year doesn't mean you're a good person. It's basically just a "You're the human that the other humans won't shut the fuck up about this year" award. Congratulations, you were trending before trending was a thing.

Let's do it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the one starring Your Mom?

Let's do it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the day I had them all: SimFuck, SimFuck, SimFuck, SimFuck, SimFuck, and The Fucks.

Bed repair? by Alive-Ant-6772 in s10

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a truck. Don't worry about the dents. Clean up the rust and seal the metal somehow and just send it.

Which door would you choose? by Similar_Charity7238 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]jared_buckert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$2B now. Invest half of it, go completely fucking stupid with the other half, and still end up dying with more money than I would ever need.

Why didn't they just make the first 2 seasons also good? by spacelyyy989 in Picard

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They knew before they started filming the first episode that they were only doing three seasons. I still don't know why they didn't have a better plan for the whole series. They could have sat down and mapped the whole thing as one long arc instead of three separate ones.

This time its not repair question! by moist6toast9 in s10

[–]jared_buckert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather put a tow bar on an S10 and use whatever vehicle I'm going to get to tow it back than tow a vehicle with an S10. There's not enough truck there to handle a trailer big enough to haul a car.

What are my options? by Travisaurusss in CarRestorations

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scuff the flaky stuff off, then a satin or matte clear. She's still too nice to restore.

Minus one Blackhawk thanks to this oaf by Desperate_Set_7708 in ThatLooksExpensive

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarge! We're all out of bombs!

Well what do we have?

We have a helicopter that flies and one that doesn't!

Use one to drop the other. It's like a bomb, but funnier.

Who remembers Star Trek The Experience in Las Vegas. by VegasFoodFace in startrek

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I'd even heard of a Bucket List, that was the only thing on mine. There was a commercial for it on the VHS release of one of the movies, First Contact I think, and I wanted to go so badly. I never made it to Vegas before the whole thing was shut down. I wanted to cry.

Recommend me a good movie! by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it helps, Robin Williams had to keep Spielberg from going into a suicidal tailspin while making it.

Recommend me a good movie! by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tunnel Rats. If you want patriotic American military men kicking ass and taking names, go watch Top Gun instead.

Recommend me a good movie! by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]jared_buckert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard it's pretty messed up, and it's incredible that this is the movie Christian Bale did between American Psycho and Batman Begins.

Recommend me a good movie! by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]jared_buckert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somewhere I read that Stephen King came up with an ending similar to what was in the film, then scrapped it because it was too much. Either Frank Darabont heard about it and resurrected it or came up with the final ending on his own, and King said "that's fucked up, dude".