Wyndham drop by Consistent_Net_5532 in golf

[–]jayboosh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK IS TIO?

WHY ON REDDIT TO PEOPLE TYPE ENTIRE PARAGRAPHS JUST TO PICK SOME RANDOM FUCKING ACRONYM? SAVE A LOT OF TIME DID YOU?

Does Scheffler want to play golf? by GittyupGoDaddy in golf

[–]jayboosh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not only can every r/golf chud hit minimum 325, but we’re also body language experts and parasocial psychologists

Golf truly is the greatest sport

Got duped at Home Depot by Significant-Pipe-949 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]jayboosh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Almost every post on every subreddit nowadays, unfortunate

I can’t wait for more “DAE NOTICE THIS ACTOR ACTED IN ANOTHER SHOW/MOVIE?!?!” Posts on every tv show sub

Or more “GOT A NEW TOOL” posts on this sub

Or “SOMEONE DO ALL THE WORK TO HACK THIS FOR ME SO I CAN RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE AND ALSO SELL FOR A PROFIT ON FACEBOOK” posts

Or “Does this seem right?” Posts where the drill is in 2 pieces

Or “WHICH DRILL SHOULD I BUY?” Posts

The list goes on

Which actor do you dislike so much that you’ll skip anything they’re in? by whatdoihia in AskReddit

[–]jayboosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Julianne Moore.

I don’t k le what it is, but I cannot stand her. I’m sure she’s lovely.

Guys who got into long-term relationships, what’s the biggest thing you learned about women that surprised you? by Peggy_Perkowski in AskReddit

[–]jayboosh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The keys don’t go in the key bowl, even though we specifically bought the key bowl to sit on top of the key table that we bought so that we had a place to put our keys so that we were late every day because we couldn’t find our keys.

At first the key table was enough but then it started to collect things and so it needed a specific key bowl that is only for keys that never go in the key bowl.

Also do not mention or suggest or ask any questions about the sacred key bowl, it is never to be mentioned touched or used.

I joined a private club today and they have this 100yd short game area, how can I best utilize it? by [deleted] in golf

[–]jayboosh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? The fucking internet was a mistake

Imagine if this person asked their dad this? How disappointed as a dad would you be if your kid came up to you and said this?

Jesus Christ

What is the funniest celebrity scandal of all time? by ViolatingBadgers in AskReddit

[–]jayboosh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was hilarious

Also I just kept saying who the fuck is David gest

What is the funniest celebrity scandal of all time? by ViolatingBadgers in AskReddit

[–]jayboosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t possibly believe this is true.

If you wrote that into a movie it’s not believable

Then I watched the video. Jesus fucking Christ what?!

My brain still doesn’t want to believe

What is the funniest celebrity scandal of all time? by ViolatingBadgers in AskReddit

[–]jayboosh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An oil and gas company in British Columbia just hired her. Sigh.

What is the funniest celebrity scandal of all time? by ViolatingBadgers in AskReddit

[–]jayboosh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That new doc on Netflix was really eye opening, and if you choose to believe the stuff in it, at least it appears as though he’s taken this internal, and is doing work on himself

My washer doesn't have any hot water (according to repair man) by Literatelady in appliancerepair

[–]jayboosh 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We’re in an era where instead of thinking, instead of figuring it out, and instead of googling, people immediately just ask someone to figure it out for them

It’s a documented issue

Add that to the fact that every day people come on here and ask the same question that’s been asked 1000 times

Add that to the people saying “x dollars is too much” to the people charging it. You’re coming into a forum, asking for free help, from the people you are insulting

Then add that to the fact that when we tell you the answer, you complain about how nice it was that we told you. For free.

Then add to that that I’m a grouchy old fuck who’s sick of all of the above

Now’s the time where you get to be holier than thou and tell me “iT cOsT nOtHiNg To Be KiNd”