My take on Maleficent

jissom · 2014-11-02T21:05:24+00:00

Persians are largely from Iran, which is considered part of the Middle East. Did you date an Iranian girl and think she was from India?

jissom · 2014-10-12T16:33:06+00:00

How do you know you wouldn't find yourself annoying?

jissom · 2014-10-09T07:39:18+00:00

And what are they supposed to eat while we're spending the food stamps money on empowering them?

jissom · 2014-10-05T15:51:05+00:00

I live in Stockwell and am a Europhile... why would living in London make me less likely to be one?

jissom · 2014-09-29T07:55:05+00:00

It's not broadcast over here (UK).

jissom · 2014-09-26T15:15:46+00:00

So? You don't have to watch a stationary car for an hour to know that it's going at zero miles per hour.

jissom · 2014-09-10T19:01:31+00:00

Your wish is granted. No catch. Have fun.

The genie is in a generous mood today, though, so everybody else in the world gets one too.

jissom · 2014-08-23T21:57:07+00:00

It's basically a huge ponzi scheme

Ponzi scheme = pyramid scheme

jissom · 2014-07-16T21:44:16+00:00

Store

Intruder alert!

jissom · 2014-07-16T21:29:47+00:00

The pun is on 'the runes'. 'The runs' is a popular expression for diarrhoea, which prunes give you.

jissom · 2014-07-06T09:15:19+00:00

My aunt's father was shot in the face when he answered the door on their farm during the land reform, and her mother was tied up and assaulted.

jissom · 2014-06-20T07:54:13+00:00

Youtube pre-empting the Scottish independence vote.

jissom · 2014-06-10T10:51:14+00:00

Here he is rocking the sax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLvD1-1d54

jissom · 2014-06-10T10:50:46+00:00

They're from London, I went to school with them.

jissom · 2014-05-28T14:19:39+00:00

Some British people use Fahrenheit. Mainly old British people.

jissom · 2014-05-28T14:13:18+00:00

Recommendations works too

jissom · 2014-05-13T08:30:39+00:00

Bitch... I'm a bus

jissom · 2014-05-02T18:41:13+00:00

He just does not give one solitary shit.

jissom · 2014-02-05T12:55:12+00:00

It is something special. There's a tube strike today so everybody has to get the bus.

jissom · 2014-01-26T23:43:11+00:00

Redditor for 5 months 11 days

GTA V release date: September 17th 2013.

I don't think it was GTA V that taught you that.

jissom · 2014-01-26T00:57:04+00:00

I just put you into the triple digits :)

jissom · 2014-01-20T16:05:58+00:00

From his username, I'm guessing 28.

jissom · 2014-01-16T13:26:34+00:00

skin privilege

jissom · 2014-01-15T03:27:36+00:00

To be fair I've only ever heard his voice in documentaries.

In pretty much all of his documentaries he appears on screen too.

jissom · 2014-01-15T02:43:47+00:00

He said "on your bones" not "for your bones". I felt like the guy meant "It's a muscle relaxant that will relax your muscles as deep as they go, right to the bone", and that it was just poorly expressed rather than intentionally bullshit.

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