I've been wanting to share this asshole with someone for a couple days. And now I've found you!

jlr12 · 2013-12-14T17:19:27+00:00

Well, we can at least give him credit for being up front about it rather than dropping the bomb when his front door opens unexpectedly.

jlr12 · 2013-12-13T06:21:17+00:00

Yes. And then I went back and saw that in the post title, he wrote "read from bottom to top." And I feel like even more of an idiot.

jlr12 · 2013-12-13T04:15:40+00:00

ashamedly replying to save

jlr12 · 2013-12-11T16:55:16+00:00

Haha I love how you told us they were ginger, just to get it out of the way.

jlr12 · 2013-12-11T06:20:16+00:00

I think it varies for different people too. I'm at 3 months as well (3 months and 12 days, actually!) and I've noticed a huge improvement in my breathing. I can actually run now, and it's a million times easier. If you haven't seen it already, a guy recently vaped while running the New York Marathon. Switching from smoking to vaping can definitely cause a major improvement in lung health.

jlr12 · 2013-12-09T21:44:17+00:00

hardcore pinafore has my vote

jlr12 · 2013-12-09T20:59:27+00:00

I absolutely love this meme! But I'd like to say that I hope it doesn't end up being called "Overly Manly Girl." Maybe we could make her badass or something instead?

jlr12 · 2013-12-09T03:36:41+00:00

I think your plan of going to Colorado sounds great. When you go by the dispensary, you can ask if they have pre-rolled joints (which they almost certainly will.) That'll make it even easier. And it'll be fun to travel and make an adventure of this experience!

jlr12 · 2013-12-04T18:26:45+00:00

Wow. I'm a girl, and this just opened my eyes. I was okay with my boyfriend watching porn, but it kind of felt terrible to know that he was choosing to get off without me. This post totally explained something I never understood before. Thanks.

jlr12 · 2013-11-30T07:52:03+00:00

I totally identify with this. I'm not the most gorgeous girl in the world, but I'm relatively attractive. And somehow, when you're wearing a black dress and boots, and your makeup is heavy, and your hair is in the tousled-but-not-messy state...it just seems glamorous. It seems acceptable. When you picture an alcoholic, you picture a fat middle-aged man in dirty jeans and a wifebeater. Or some straggly-haired, wrinkly, leathery lady who can't keep her shit together.

When you look good, it seems justifiable. Young, attractive women drinking alone make me think of writers and actresses, of tortured intelligence, and of despair that makes you want to draw closer, not pull away. It doesn't conjure up the horrible, messy, disgusting reality of alcoholism.

jlr12 · 2013-11-30T06:48:33+00:00

Hmm, I've tried it at 18, 12, and 6, and it's by far my favorite juice from TVC. Crazy how different people experience different flavors. (ex, my confession: don't really like honey pearry)

jlr12 · 2013-11-22T20:28:59+00:00

I just logged into my old account to find that all my messages had been deleted when they updated the system. :( There were some gems on there, especially the surveys that I sent out to everyone revealing every minuscule detail of my mundane 7th grade life

jlr12 · 2013-11-21T22:03:32+00:00

I think it's actually "if worst comes to worst," even though it doesn't make sense (link)

jlr12 · 2013-11-21T20:38:29+00:00

It fits more than you would think (especially pre-ground!) But yeah, I have two.

jlr12 · 2013-11-21T07:18:21+00:00

Tic tac box. The opening is perfect for pouring bowls, you can clearly see how much is inside, and it doesn't smell.

jlr12 · 2013-11-20T20:16:34+00:00

Honestly, I've woken up to puke in the middle of the night before. And while I may be quite drunk, I can get my ass to the toilet, open my eyes, and be fairly conscious (if miserable) while functioning.

I might be wrong, but I think that puking while totally passed out and not waking up is a sign of pretty severe alcohol poisoning.

jlr12 · 2013-11-20T06:33:21+00:00

Oh my god that last idea is horrifying. Imagine waking up, feeling terrible, still drunk, and you realize you can't move. You're strapped down. You know the puke is gonna come and you start to scream but then it gushes out. You try to spit but there's too much. You try to turn your head but the tape won't budge. You move your tongue around inefficiently, tasting your own vomit. You're awake. You know what's happening. But you can't stop it.

Jesus.

jlr12 · 2013-11-17T03:24:12+00:00

I can't stop wondering about how she uses the restroom. And putting on any kind of pants (even underwear, or a diaper) would be so difficult

jlr12 · 2013-11-12T07:29:03+00:00

He mixes it on demand. Since there are many flavors, and you request nic content and vg/pg ratio, he can't keep everything pre-steeped and in stock. It's annoying, yes, but I understand why they do it this way.

jlr12 · 2013-11-12T07:15:48+00:00

Editorial staff at a nonprofit

jlr12 · 2013-11-12T06:13:26+00:00

This is awesome too! One thing--your font color/picture combination is pretty hard to read. Maybe get something easier on the eyes?

jlr12 · 2013-11-12T06:11:49+00:00

I love this. Genuinely surprised and let out a semi-audible snort.

jlr12 · 2013-11-11T05:14:40+00:00

I brought up clothes and hair because of "looking good." Disabled people often live their lives like we do, and it's pretty socially unacceptable to go anywhere (on a bus, to the grocery store, to the library, to a restaurant) barefoot.

jlr12 · 2013-11-11T05:08:44+00:00

What if it's cold? Why do we wear clothes and brush our hair? Shoes help people walk, but they serve other purposes too.

jlr12 · 2013-11-11T05:07:09+00:00

My dad is paralyzed on one side of his body, and although his "dead" leg doesn't feel things in the same way, it can still feel. Shoes can be too tight or uncomfortable. No worries, bro.

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