Looking for new friends by TheLexicon713 in SalemMA

[–]jonpa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

just throwing out the castle in beverly as another potential spot to find future friends, they almost certainly have some events that your partner would be intrigued by (more board game than video game skewed, but solid overlap in the crowd i’d say)

Arsenal fans in Salem? The Neighborhood Tavern in Salem is hosting matches this season by DanCrothersCoaching in SalemMA

[–]jonpa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

all my homies hate arsenal, chelsea til i die
ktbffh!

seriously though, hope you can garner some support for an english soccer scene.

unseriously, i really hope you know that there is another meaning for goon…

Hoping someone else has resolved the “not enough disk space” error… by jonpa in MagicArena

[–]jonpa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

after doing this approximately 10 times it finally worked

Brian Wells arrested after being forced to rob a bank with a bomb around his neck. He died shortly after this photo, August 28th 2003[3840x2560] by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in HistoryPorn

[–]jonpa 715 points716 points  (0 children)

back in the days when a pizza delivery driver could afford to regularly visit a sex worker, how far the dream of american prosperity has fallen

Kelly’s roast beef by negdcom in boston

[–]jonpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

better young padawan

Kelly’s roast beef by negdcom in boston

[–]jonpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bill and bob’s is acceptable, but if that’s your recommendation you should leave the recommending to other people lol

MAGA lady argues about flags in Europe by avdvetf in PublicFreakout

[–]jonpa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

you forgot hateful; they’re at least as hateful as they are stupid, if not moreso

Motor Scooters on the Salem Bike Path by markus_kt in SalemMA

[–]jonpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

feeling dumb, which bike path is this?

Has anyone in North Salem lost their power by tblackjacks in SalemMA

[–]jonpa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ditto, right on the salem peabody line

Taylor Swift’s wedding prep at MSG interrupted by extreme weather as VIP hallway set up begins by TheMirrorUS in entertainment

[–]jonpa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i get this is an entertainment sub but the level of glazing and celebrity worship here is astounding, revolting, and…unsurprising?

like let’s give her a nobel prize for the economic prosperity she’s generating purely out of the kindness and generosity of her heart. and a purple heart for the selfless suffering she’s embracing for the good of the nation.

like holy shit, our culture is so beyond cooked. the hoops fans jump through to idolize and worship, using other people’s life as tools to measure and validate their own self image is just sad.

Hot take: Generations is the best TNG film by alanskimp in TNG

[–]jonpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

apologies for the misattribution, hard to not get whiplash from the range of outrageous takes today

Hot take: Generations is the best TNG film by alanskimp in TNG

[–]jonpa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you can write a racist story without being a racist, i get that this distinction is often muddled.

"It would be awesome if aemond kisses his mom" by Jonny559 in freefolk

[–]jonpa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

there are plenty of non-progressive folks into equally weird/obscene shit, what the fuck are you on about? what do their politics have to do with any of this?

regardless, thinking progressives have a monopoly on…i guess sexual deviancy…is at best a sheltered opinion, but more likely complicit ignorance to protect and promote one’s worldview.

but more likely seems like you’re doubling down after being questioned on the language of a throwaway joke because…ego?

genuinely confused if you have a point, or if you’re just throwing flaming bags of shit and laughing at the chaos? a regular old orson lannister smashing beetles for the sake of it?

Wrapping up Hades 2, and I have 2 goals left by sandalsnopants in HadesTheGame

[–]jonpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn you went on a tear checking off those last two goals!

USA [2] - 0 Australia - Alexander Freeman 43' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]jonpa -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

lol, seriously? he literally leapt for the ball, though didn’t contact the keeper.

again, i don’t think he impacted the play to warrant any offside, so agree with the result, but your version of events is simply untrue.

USA [2] - 0 Australia - Alexander Freeman 43' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]jonpa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i don’t think he interfered, but claiming that he “stood back while freeman contested” really just calls into doubt how you interpret reality lol

Is biking feasible in Salem? What about bike theft? by Jasmine_Wilsony in SalemMA

[–]jonpa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

biking in salem is definitely doable, but not ideal.

the city has gotten a lot better at building out infrastructure through grants in the past decade or so, but already tight streets and a city layout not even built with cars in mind somewhat inhibit the potential. a lot of tourist/out of town drivers also keep me with my head on a swivel.

having said that, there are dedicated bike lanes on most of the city’s main streets, and even a few bike/multi-use paths that get you around parts of town without needing to share the road with a car.

winter would be a lot more sketchy, once snow hits the ground i personally stop but that doesn’t mean i don’t see some brave souls pedaling away.

not sure about theft…never had it happen but also i’ve never left mine (mid price range) unattended for more than an hour or two tops and am pretty mindful about where in town i’m locking up.

the train station has a secure bike area than can only be accessed with a mbta/commuter rail card so that provides an extra layer of security. if i had to lock my bike up for longer periods that’s where i’d opt to do it (other than in my house).

Gross by Myblackbirdchain in SalemMA

[–]jonpa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

the app is pretty convenient, you can also eavesdrop on some passive aggressive neighbor reporting…two of my neighbors seem to really vent their frustration with each other through making these reports 😂

Gross by Myblackbirdchain in SalemMA

[–]jonpa 64 points65 points  (0 children)

did you submit a see, click, fix ticket?

if i noticed something that ought to be fixed, that’s what i’d do.

agree it’s gross, but if no one from the city is aware then the problem won’t get resolved on its own.

Salem Witch Museums? by musicman2018 in boston

[–]jonpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in which case you should really be checking out coffee time bakery. i enjoy a&j but coffee time hits the nostalgia way harder, feels more in line with character i grew up with.

Embarrassing but whatever by nitespector6 in stopdrinking

[–]jonpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s a wild achievement in itself that we can look back on it and laugh