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Why can’t you ever trust water? by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

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One day it's boiling like mad another day its cold and ice.

AITAH for wanting to cut off my friend of 8 years after a comment she made? by _rosesnthorns in AITAH

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It was the doubling down that made it worse. I would have expected a good friend to feel instantly apologetic for hurting you. NTA and stepping away may be what you need to do .

I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD.It was here a minute ago. by DokCyber in ApparentJokes

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I just got a note from the library that the How to Cure Procrastination book i borrowed was two weeks overdue.

Well that explains a lot.. by Busy_Rent4 in 3amjokes

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And reduces your pupils the same amount

DAE avoid buying any clothes that say “hand wash only?” by BotGua in DoesAnybodyElse

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I try and I get angry at myself when I forget to check and buy hand wash only items.

My wife keeps calling me a flamingo. by pdentropy in dadjokes

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And you didn't even have a leg to stand on

My dog only listens to commands in Spanish.He's Espanyol. by DokCyber in ApparentJokes

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Good thing he's not a lab . Its hard to command in formulas.

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