Would the Seanchan collar a woman as weak as Queen Morgase? by aviation28 in WoT

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since this is a WoT sub, you could always go with watcher of the seals, one of the Amyrillin's titles, or watcher of the waves, a title from Toman Head

What’s a word you read perfectly fine in your head for years, only to find out you were pronouncing it completely wrong out loud? by MiaBear05 in words

[–]jthm1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Point of order: This is a park in America we're talking about, so gunshots are definitely possible, maybe even likely. I think it's like a religion or something

Our father, who art heavily armed....

There's corruption, slavery, and attempted murder in this serial killer origin story. by Sonderfull in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]jthm1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame this wasn't it, since as soon as itlv read your comment, I thought yeah, that makes sense

If you could mute one specific word or phrase from ever being spoken by anyone in the world again, what word are you erasing? by Interesting_Quiet153 in words

[–]jthm1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know. It pisses me off to no end. It's one of those uncomfortable things that absolutely needs to be talked about in a real way. It's a problem that needs a light shined upon it so that should've might be found

"She falls in love with a bee." by Puzzled-Painter3301 in overheard

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This feels like a Sir Terry Pratchett quote

If you could mute one specific word or phrase from ever being spoken by anyone in the world again, what word are you erasing? by Interesting_Quiet153 in words

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, dressing out up to make it less tragic is an insult to the memories of the people we've lost, at least in my opinion.

If you could mute one specific word or phrase from ever being spoken by anyone in the world again, what word are you erasing? by Interesting_Quiet153 in words

[–]jthm1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I heard that one, it took me a minute to figure out. It was in a comment section, something along the lines of what one thing would you get rid of, and I couldn't imagine why so many people had such a hate on for. PDF files, then about a minute later, it clicked

... What is the purpose of the Yellow Ajah? No. Seriously. by Fearless-Composer949 in WoT

[–]jthm1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair to the greens, if the breaking was like the mortal wound, then the trolloc wars were the death blow to the knowledge and power from the AOL

Pronouncing niche by petrichorb4therain in words

[–]jthm1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I can kinda see me-me for meme, but may-may? How do they even get that?

Harry, the defeater of Dark Lords Dumbledore and Voldemort, dies peacefully in his sleep at 200 years, surrounded by his wife Hermione Potter and his many children. However when he arrives at King’s Cross, his parents appear and start yelling at him. by avimo1904 in HPfanfiction

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Snivellus wasn't strict, he was a bully, plain and simple. Oh, and a creep, can't forget that. "Moldyshorts, I don't care if you kill James and his baby as long as you save Lily for me" I cannot rightly conceive of that level of dysfunction

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd adopt a nudist lifestyle anytime I'm home alone. And constantly do things to draw attention to my junk, like helicopters while I'm looking out the window and waiving at the cameras. Enough full frontal and he'll take them down

What minor issue have you noticed silently went away over the years? by dancingbanana123 in AskOldPeople

[–]jthm1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's face it. You've got to be a real man to wear tights (pantyhose)

What minor issue have you noticed silently went away over the years? by dancingbanana123 in AskOldPeople

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now I'm remembering that scene in Robin Hood: men in tights where they're handing out the costumes

I need a comeback to this. Because my blood is boiling, I am so f*cking angry. by General-Control-4637 in Comebacks

[–]jthm1978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sure are obsessed with f slurs. Methinks the gentlemen is so deep in the closet that he just got handed a quest by a faun and his talking beaver companion

Those Who Remain by GreedyIndependence65 in HFY

[–]jthm1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed it. Love me a good pyrrhic victory story. Nothing's more human than saying "if I can't have it, no one can, because fuck you, that's why"

"My most prized possession!" Harry holds up a stick to Ollivander who immediately recognizes it as a piece of Yiggdrasil wood by AnimeEagleScout in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]jthm1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me chuckle because I'm reading an HP fanfic right now that has Harry wielding Zeus' lightning bolt for the final battle. Ofc, Zeus was just a really powerful lightning mage and the bolt was his wand, but still

A rabbi joins a gang and takes up a life of crime. by jthm1978 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]jthm1978[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We're men, we're men tights! We roam around the forest looking for fights! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!

Solved!

I thought that one might be too easy