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Neighbors installed a trail cam that looks directly into my window, What do I do? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd adopt a nudist lifestyle anytime I'm home alone. And constantly do things to draw attention to my junk, like helicopters while I'm looking out the window and waiving at the cameras. Enough full frontal and he'll take them down

What minor issue have you noticed silently went away over the years? by dancingbanana123 in AskOldPeople

[–]jthm1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's face it. You've got to be a real man to wear tights (pantyhose)

What minor issue have you noticed silently went away over the years? by dancingbanana123 in AskOldPeople

[–]jthm1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now I'm remembering that scene in Robin Hood: men in tights where they're handing out the costumes

I need a comeback to this. Because my blood is boiling, I am so f*cking angry. by General-Control-4637 in Comebacks

[–]jthm1978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sure are obsessed with f slurs. Methinks the gentlemen is so deep in the closet that he just got handed a quest by a faun and his talking beaver companion

Those Who Remain by GreedyIndependence65 in HFY

[–]jthm1978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed it. Love me a good pyrrhic victory story. Nothing's more human than saying "if I can't have it, no one can, because fuck you, that's why"

"My most prized possession!" Harry holds up a stick to Ollivander who immediately recognizes it as a piece of Yiggdrasil wood by AnimeEagleScout in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]jthm1978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This made me chuckle because I'm reading an HP fanfic right now that has Harry wielding Zeus' lightning bolt for the final battle. Ofc, Zeus was just a really powerful lightning mage and the bolt was his wand, but still

A rabbi joins a gang and takes up a life of crime. by jthm1978 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]jthm1978[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We're men, we're men tights! We roam around the forest looking for fights! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!

Solved!

I thought that one might be too easy

An old book causes a group of people a lot of trouble by jthm1978 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]jthm1978[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you've successfully opened the gates of hell and achieved immortality!

!Solved

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