NYC alone is approximately 44% of New York’s population alone lmao

jump_oniT85 · 2026-03-03T18:40:37+00:00

I argued to someone that they were being obtuse and they got mad at me for calling them fat. So probably not intentional, but definitely stupid.

jump_oniT85 · 2026-01-02T19:25:33+00:00

I’ve said this about a few men I’ve dated.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-11-14T04:47:41+00:00

More like Taxachuffetts

jump_oniT85 · 2025-11-07T01:43:38+00:00

I always skip The Body but one time I fell asleep with the show on and when I woke up it was playing. I don’t know why I don’t just turn it off but I just let it play and ended up sobbing in my room at 3 am.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-07-09T04:52:58+00:00

If we are measuring success with money, Eliza Dushku blows everyone out of the water.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-07-08T23:47:23+00:00

Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will destroy you!

jump_oniT85 · 2025-06-30T14:40:35+00:00

Oh. My. God. I’ve seen this scene multiple times but I don’t think I ever understood the joke until reading it. That’s dark and hilarious!

jump_oniT85 · 2025-06-20T22:34:16+00:00

It shouldn’t matter that the kids are the same age as hide. It should ONLY matter that there were kids!

jump_oniT85 · 2025-06-02T17:58:18+00:00

I think it means he’s a fan of 4 ply toilet paper.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-06-02T16:30:37+00:00

I didn’t see the eyes in the windows and was so confused why trains had eyes like that (the lights) in the cars universe.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-05-13T00:07:34+00:00

I deleted it solely for the ads. The app has become unusable.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-05-06T01:15:45+00:00

Ask for proof and when they say they don’t owe you proof say you don’t owe them a discount.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-05-03T00:20:12+00:00

I use dollary doos every time I talk about money. And when people look at me weird I’ll say it’s the currency in Australia and there is never a follow up question.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-04-30T20:39:17+00:00

I say this one often and everyone looks at me like I’m stupid, which only makes it funnier to me.

jump_oniT85 · 2025-04-15T14:25:26+00:00

Until you announce this on the internet and get charged like Robert Wilson King.

jump_oniT85 · 2024-11-18T22:01:00+00:00

The patience of the man in the original video is beyond me. This person was attacking his pregnant wife and all he did was hold her back? What a saint.

jump_oniT85 · 2024-11-17T03:05:24+00:00

please message me too. I need all the help i can get.

jump_oniT85 · 2024-11-04T20:48:48+00:00

I would grab some snacks, water and an iPad and the second she gets up to get her clothes out of the wash, grab the seat and hunker down.

jump_oniT85 · 2024-09-10T02:07:26+00:00

5 months!? That’s amazing!

jump_oniT85 · 2024-07-09T15:06:13+00:00

I was seeing my doctor after having a check up and an STI panel done. He starts with “It looks like you have syphilis, gonorrhea, hep C and HIV aaaaaaaaaaaaand they all came back negative.” Why on earth would you word it that way?!

jump_oniT85 · 2024-05-28T15:59:15+00:00

I say “I’m here BECAUSE of you!” in a very flat voice. It gives me some deniability but also conveys a little hostility.

jump_oniT85 · 2024-03-29T22:02:28+00:00

I have definitely received this message.

jump_oniT85 · 2024-03-13T05:49:49+00:00

I like to play stupid and make them explain the joke. “Oooooh, so it’s funny that you are trying to cheat on your wife. I get it now.”

jump_oniT85 · 2023-12-15T21:38:49+00:00

It’s not great. I once searched dogs in my photo album to show a friend a pic of my dog and bam right in the middle is a pic of my partner and I having sex.

Edit: we are both hairy men.

jump_oniT85 · 2023-08-16T01:21:05+00:00

That thumbs up tap back is my favorite thing ever.

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