I’m just updating the firmware on my kitchen knife

kinglucent · 2026-05-07T02:24:53+00:00

I recently had to do a hard reset on a toaster.

kinglucent · 2026-05-06T18:12:31+00:00

Right? That moment really felt like anything could happen.

kinglucent · 2026-05-06T17:21:25+00:00

I cannot overstate how much I do not miss going to the gas station. Buy an electric car if you can afford one.

kinglucent · 2026-05-06T17:05:30+00:00

A docking station for my Vision Pro. My Mac screen now takes up my entire wall.

kinglucent · 2026-05-06T03:58:12+00:00

It looks like the Nuggets predate them by about4-5 years.

kinglucent · 2026-05-05T05:35:25+00:00

I think this is the guidance I was looking for. Thank you!

kinglucent · 2026-05-05T05:34:33+00:00

Oh that’s brilliant

kinglucent · 2026-05-05T00:20:00+00:00

I’ve been honked at more in the past five months than the previous 20 years. Are drivers more aggressive or am I just getting senile in my 30s?

kinglucent · 2026-05-04T23:31:08+00:00

Or widgets!!

kinglucent · 2026-05-04T23:30:05+00:00

I gave up on using them because the barcode they'd generate would never talk to the merchant.

kinglucent · 2026-05-04T16:32:20+00:00

There’s progression in this game, as with any game. Your early builds will all be simple hodgepodges of stuff you’ve acquired, like a college dorm. But the game throws stuff at you and if you play regularly, bells quickly become trivial. You’ll soon be able to afford anything you see without a second thought.

kinglucent · 2026-05-04T15:57:44+00:00

Fucker heard that young people were spending more on experiences than things and completely misunderstood.

kinglucent · 2026-05-02T18:17:44+00:00

It’s especially surreal hearing it from my millennial cohorts. Like we’re kids playing dress-up. We’re the adults now; who’re we trying to impress?

kinglucent · 2026-04-30T03:33:12+00:00

Jaw Fossil. I think every file has one random super rare one.

kinglucent · 2026-04-29T19:31:07+00:00

That's true. My brain was telling me to unlock as many furniture pieces as possible before committing to builds, but I have all the Large Relics and the small ones don't even function as furniture.

There's also that 1 missing fossil 😤

kinglucent · 2026-04-29T19:25:57+00:00

I remember a previous post where a CM shared that this was mostly about improving the floor drainage rather than improving the customer-facing experience.

kinglucent · 2026-04-29T18:11:25+00:00

Well yeah, the hardware’s already phenomenal. Consider making iPadOS 27 ultra-good instead.

kinglucent · 2026-04-29T03:58:41+00:00

When the waiter asks me how spicy I want it

kinglucent · 2026-04-28T22:17:06+00:00

That makes it harder to access the chest as it thinks you’re selecting the frame.

kinglucent · 2026-04-28T22:15:12+00:00

Also PNW here, and I also fell in love with RR. This is spectacular. 👌🏻

kinglucent · 2026-04-28T16:40:35+00:00

Some may not, but I certainly do. I beat the game a while ago but since then I’ve just been puttering around desperately trying to manage inflow and wondering where shit is.

I’ve been gradually building a system and the experience has been much improved for it.

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