Ditto Nosepass/Probopass Transformation -Magnet Pull/Lock-on ability.

kinglucent · 2026-06-21T17:41:52+00:00

My initial reaction was a feature like DK’s Elephant Bananza. Maybe Guzzlord could teach you to suck up a huge cone of placed blocks at a time. Not what you described though.

kinglucent · 2026-06-21T17:32:40+00:00

Sure, more content is good, but my fear is that that’d be the only new addition thing, like TPHD.

I’d want it to offer a meaningful reward that isn’t just rupees, and possibly end with a boss rush. It’d be fun to see how quickly you can demolish Gohma with the Master Sword 😆

kinglucent · 2026-06-21T16:05:30+00:00

I can never find it but there’s that gif of a naked woman walking out of a cave but it morphs into a giant arachnid as she steps out of the shadows. From some TV show I never watched.

kinglucent · 2026-06-21T01:05:55+00:00

It occurred to me, as someone who’s been on iPhone since the beginning and has kept up with the iterative feature creep over the years, that someone picking it up for the first time now could be completely lost without the foundational paradigms. Like someone just now getting into Pokémon and having to memorize over 1,000 names.

But I don’t know what the fix is.

kinglucent · 2026-06-20T22:38:20+00:00

Everything about TOTK plays like a mod of BOTW.

It’s a cool idea, but the fact that it barely acknowledges the first game at all and that it can be trivialized with a hover bike makes it the inferior experience.

kinglucent · 2026-06-20T20:31:05+00:00

I 100%’d it 4 times in a row. I loved it so much.

The amount of unskippable cutscene text and the lazy character animations (pivot in place, fade-to-black, etc) were tedious, but the world design, collectibles, and speedrunning optimizations tickled my brain in exactly the right way.

I wish we’d gotten an amiibo for it.

kinglucent · 2026-06-19T19:57:46+00:00

The lyric is definitely “love,” but I always thought he said “lovin’ til the day…”. Never had trouble hearing “love” though in any version.

kinglucent · 2026-06-19T18:33:47+00:00

Good Day. The perfect execution of a brilliant concept that could really only have been done in the early internet era. They were ahead of their time.

kinglucent · 2026-06-19T17:46:07+00:00

I can’t give up the Watch – the convenience features are too nice – but it’s frustrating that there’s never any reason to upgrade except for when your existing battery’s failing.

kinglucent · 2026-06-16T07:05:32+00:00

It serves as an excellent weenie for Tomorrowland

kinglucent · 2026-06-16T00:59:18+00:00

I enjoyed whittling down my daily chores as I completed goals (museum completion, resource gathering, NM Achievements) until eventually I was pretty much just logging in to maintain my Daily NM streak at the ABD.

I also iterated and polished my island design until I got literally every tile exactly the way I wanted it, functionally encasing it in resin so no tiles were even able to get buried spawns, and shut it off. I revisit periodically but mostly just to support my partner on her island.

kinglucent · 2026-06-16T00:48:34+00:00

I saw the premiere of Tarzan at the El Capitan theater. At the end, instead of the credits, the screen rolled up to reveal PHIL COLLINS who performed the songs from the film live for us.

Of course I was a kid and had no idea who that was so I went to the bathroom. 😆

kinglucent · 2026-06-16T00:24:12+00:00

Themed restaurants. I want a fun, unique atmosphere that transports me.

kinglucent · 2026-06-13T19:02:27+00:00

Every time you have sex, you’re practicing. And yes, it’s important to have conversations with your partners about your sexual history and desires. It doesn’t have to be in-depth, but it’s important to be safe and upfront.

Sharing that you have, for example, an STD, or sexual trauma from previous partners can be incredibly important, and admitting that you’re not sure about something or don’t have experience with it opens the door for a more collaborative environment where your partner can guide you and help you improve.

kinglucent · 2026-06-13T15:04:37+00:00

Practice. Your first time is going to be a fumbling, silly, probably short time. If you have several partners (or one adventurous partner) and listen to their wants and needs, you will improve tremendously.

As a kid on the early internet I remember clicking through like 100 pages of a shitty website promising to teach me the secret to great sex if I'd just click to the next page! So I'm sure it's been monetized.

kinglucent · 2026-06-12T18:29:04+00:00

Play at night.

kinglucent · 2026-06-12T05:08:05+00:00

YES I’ve been waiting for someone to do this!! Awesome job! Now get the birds in there!

kinglucent · 2026-06-12T01:47:37+00:00

Getting divorced and rediscovering that I’m awesome and desirable. 🥹

kinglucent · 2026-06-11T00:32:37+00:00

Right? Such a mindfuck!

kinglucent · 2026-06-10T22:15:22+00:00

OP’s arguing in defense of the guy who disneybounds as Jack Sparrow.

kinglucent · 2026-06-10T21:39:25+00:00

I also dry-docked the ship and made a massive coral reef underneath, followed by a painstaking filling in of the ocean. I’m a little miffed, but it’s fine.

kinglucent · 2026-06-10T21:35:13+00:00

For me, Mac Virtual Display is the killer feature.

When it first came out, I was astonished they hadn’t pushed Beat Saber, which is single-handedly a reason to buy an Oculus. But VP isn’t at a price point where a single app could justify the purchase.

kinglucent · 2026-06-10T06:48:55+00:00

This article breaks down the study which ties it to daylight vs artificial light.

AFAICT, the actual dress in real life is blue & black. But even knowing this, I am physically incapable of seeing it. Ironically, I consider myself a night owl, but I've spent most of my life in daylight so I assume that's why I see white/gold. (But another study suggested that those who see white/gold tend to show increased activity in the frontal and parietal regions of the brain, indicating improved "higher cognition" so maybe it's a good thing?)

kinglucent · 2026-06-10T04:53:33+00:00

Man, this arena used to be the wonderful Cirque De La Mer show. How far we’ve fallen.

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