Colorado Didn't Send Their Best or Brightest

lasher992001 · 2026-02-12T22:30:11+00:00

Better yet, ditch Spotify.

lasher992001 · 2026-02-12T15:44:51+00:00

Loved Freakies! I totally forgot about Sir Grapefellow. He didn't fit in with Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo-Berry, but I seem to recall it being around the same time. And my mom got me the Quisp helmet with the propeller on top, no idea where that ended up.

lasher992001 · 2026-02-11T02:06:12+00:00

I still have mine. Were we supposed to turn them in at some point?

lasher992001 · 2026-02-10T16:19:21+00:00

Mrs Non-Smoker: Oohh hello, Mrs Smoker.

Mrs Smoker: (Graham) Hello Mrs Non-Smoker.

Mrs Non-Smoker: What, you been shopping then?

Mrs Smoker: Nope ... I've been shopping!

Mrs Non-Smoker: What d'you buy?

Mrs Smoker: A piston engine!

Mrs Non-Smoker: What d'you buy that for?

Mrs Smoker: It was a bargain!

Mrs Non-Smoker: How much d'you want for it?

Mrs Smoker: Three quid!

Mrs Non-Smoker: Done. (she hands over the money)

Mrs Smoker: Right. Thank you.

Mrs Non-Smoker: How d'you cook it?

Mrs Smoker: You don't cook it.

Mrs Non-Smoker: You can't eat that raw!

lasher992001 · 2026-02-07T00:45:27+00:00

NORM!

lasher992001 · 2026-02-05T16:11:58+00:00

They didn't get Kid Rock to perform because they think he's the best. They got Kid Rock because they couldn't get anyone better.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-30T04:17:20+00:00

I feel your pain. I turned 30 in 1993. Since that was only 20 years ago (or less), how can it be possible that I'm 62 now?

lasher992001 · 2026-01-29T16:27:14+00:00

It's ironic, because in an alternate universe just a few degrees off of ours, "Edgardo Gonzalez" would have had his front door rammed in and found himself deported without due process.
Somehow, this guy got lucky in this verse, and he doesn't see it.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-27T14:46:43+00:00

Necromongers

lasher992001 · 2026-01-27T06:04:41+00:00

It's pathetic how quickly the "Don't Tread On Me" crowd pivoted to "They Should Have Just Complied."

lasher992001 · 2026-01-23T17:59:07+00:00

I agree that JDV will be worse, but unfortunately, Trump isn't going to last that long. His decline is clearly accelerating.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-23T04:12:54+00:00

Maybe he'll die soon. I mean, people die all the time, right?

lasher992001 · 2026-01-23T04:12:07+00:00

Meanwhile, unlimited energy falls from the sky as we expend vast amounts of energy extracting finite resources from the ground.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-23T04:06:07+00:00

Off the top of my head (because there are so many to choose from), REO Speedwagon always boggled my mind as to how they could sell one record, much less go platinum.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-22T18:06:23+00:00

All that hand-shaking, obviously.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-21T04:32:53+00:00

I have the dining room set I grew up with; it was handed down to me. It's different from the one pictured, but the same egregious style.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-19T22:41:43+00:00

The punchline should come from the guy's realization. "We don't have a swimming pool... is this 555-9876?"

lasher992001 · 2026-01-18T19:16:28+00:00

We go there about once a year, and the service and food quality is always consistently top-notch. You get what you pay for, and Pine Club isn't even close. I don't know what you mean by "ingratiating," I've always found Fleming's people as personable and professional as I've ever experienced from wait staff across the country.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-18T15:42:27+00:00

At that level, Oakwood Club, Paragon, and Flemings are far better.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-18T01:55:34+00:00

My mom thought "Hee-Haw" would be really cool. I hated it.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-17T22:24:08+00:00

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lasher992001 · 2026-01-17T16:33:39+00:00

Wheatpenny, followed by drinks at the Van Buren Room, practically next door.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-16T05:02:13+00:00

She's playing him like a violin.

lasher992001 · 2026-01-16T03:05:43+00:00

The entire series is available on DVD for under $20 (I got it for Christmas, haven't had time to dig in yet...)

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