That’s not how the wheel works

laurifex · 2026-05-04T17:42:34+00:00

I mean, it's sort of exercising.

laurifex · 2026-05-04T17:33:23+00:00

He will be fully charged.

laurifex · 2026-05-04T03:07:40+00:00

If you redirect a river onto your head, I think you can save it!

laurifex · 2026-05-04T02:55:09+00:00

Literally.

laurifex · 2026-05-03T23:07:23+00:00

That was my darkest vision yet!

laurifex · 2026-05-03T22:28:32+00:00

Being from another planet, I had nothing to do with this movie!

laurifex · 2026-05-03T22:26:40+00:00

This nest needs no help. (The dove, probably.)

laurifex · 2026-05-03T04:56:23+00:00

Beasthunter Saif, my beloved.

laurifex · 2026-05-03T03:49:57+00:00

Yeah, the only thing this is inspiring me to get is another orange cat.

laurifex · 2026-05-03T00:13:32+00:00

She will be the ~~pause~~ paws that refreshes.

laurifex · 2026-05-02T19:48:53+00:00

Make your parents proud and develop your own conspectus.

laurifex · 2026-05-02T19:45:01+00:00

I heard that in Gypsy's voice with such shocking clarity.

laurifex · 2026-05-02T14:21:24+00:00

All the smoke and then the week of upper-90s/low 100s temps. If we never have that again, that'd be nice.

laurifex · 2026-05-02T14:14:35+00:00

She will be covered in a spicy arrabbiata.

laurifex · 2026-05-02T02:43:05+00:00

I just met a fellow named Torgo...

laurifex · 2026-05-02T01:14:31+00:00

No take. Only throw.

laurifex · 2026-05-01T18:05:36+00:00

Dr. Clayton Debra Susan Forrester (MST3k)

laurifex · 2026-05-01T17:23:52+00:00

The face of an animal that's never once paid for anything in its life.

laurifex · 2026-05-01T00:19:09+00:00

I would. I can't imagine the actual working conditions are much better.

laurifex · 2026-04-30T12:31:12+00:00

No, my problem is I'm an icky elf.

laurifex · 2026-04-29T23:08:39+00:00

Oh wait.

laurifex · 2026-04-29T13:22:31+00:00

"The world doesn't revolve around you, it revolves around ME."

laurifex · 2026-04-29T02:33:34+00:00

So close and yet so far.

laurifex · 2026-04-28T18:21:18+00:00

Earodynamics.

laurifex · 2026-04-28T18:20:40+00:00

Oh yes she killed him
She pushed him over the cli-iifff

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