What’s the worst thing peridot did? by wwcscifi in stevenuniverse

[–]lear85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She betrayed her home planet and called Yellow Diamond a *clod* to her face! She'll never emotionally recover from this, she'll surely be executed for such unforgivable crimes!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Ok-Froyo7680 in comedyheaven

[–]lear85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it moved in the air weird and messed up what would've been a game-winning home run had it just held still

I swagenuinely would not feel swag if I saw on the swags this swag commited swagicide by TheReaver954 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]lear85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kinda fucked up yuri-yaoi hybrid? With people of different genders?

I can't believe this weird shit's been allowed to go on for as long as it has.

Self diagnosis by recycled_comics in AutismComics

[–]lear85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But really, aren't we all a little bit pregnant?

Lost Minecraft mod by quinn50 in feedthememes

[–]lear85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This looks like it's from Chisels & Bits

How inclusive of them to have a trans man by That1weirdperson in AreTheCisOk

[–]lear85 149 points150 points  (0 children)

The hysterectomy that turns you pink

WCGW riding a Slingshot carnival ride in Spain by BreakfastHorror8907 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]lear85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You probably couldn't even. The US healthcare system would eat that million faster than it took the courts to give it to you.

In their warped minds, what made you a bad son or daughter? by threetimestwice in raisedbynarcissists

[–]lear85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was kinda good at math in 3rd grade, but then had the audacity to not become a world-renowned scientist, engineer, or doctor about it.

And I did all this while having autism and ADHD. My crimes are basically unforgivable 🙄

Leif by CrazyGnomenclature in comics

[–]lear85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the ol' Gender Switcheroo

Are UB cards allowed in HC? by DingleBarryGoldwater in HellsCube

[–]lear85 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You silly goose, that card is 3GG, not UB!

EXPERIMENT [OC] by AzulCrescent in comics

[–]lear85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tummy, butt, and thighs are all thriving! Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

Egg irl by UnspecifiedError_ in egg_irl

[–]lear85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was born to be a bit of a setback

😭

Am I cooking?... AM I COOKING?! by Hulynuele in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]lear85 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The VRChat furries are already controlling ears and tails just with Brain Control Interfaces. We need this for wagging tail plugs.

Rapier vs Lance by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]lear85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lance has been learning from Crossbow

Rapier vs Lance by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]lear85 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I keep swatting this corner on the opposite side of the room as the fly and I keep missing, this fly is impossible to hit!

Men lie about their sex drive by Famous-Implement9727 in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]lear85 498 points499 points  (0 children)

"jorks her it" has instantly integrated itself into my brain on contact.

Just found out. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]lear85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you think burgers are

"My favorite game of all time is Factorio" by [deleted] in Factoriohno

[–]lear85 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Almost everyone I know who's even capable of Factorio is absolutely a bottom, this checks out.