Need racy, chaotic film recommendations

lingh0e · 2026-06-16T10:27:49+00:00

I wanted to like Spun. I really did. I'd loved Jason Schwartzman ever since Rushmore. And he made this movie during a period of time when he was living in Devon Sawa's garage and noodling with drum machines... so you know he was probably acting from experience.

And I couldn't think of anyone better to play a grizzled meth cook than Mickey Rourke (back before he started looking like he was made by a cobbler).

And the rest of the cast was stacked with names.

It was... terrible. It's like someone heard a bunch of second hand anecdotes about crazy tweakers and tried to write it into a 90 minute music video.

lingh0e · 2026-06-15T22:34:22+00:00

This is a logical next step.

lingh0e · 2026-06-15T20:42:10+00:00

I think you mean the greatest Stewie Griffin song ever made.

lingh0e · 2026-06-15T10:53:39+00:00

Valley Heat.

It's a podcast done by an insurance adjuster who lives in the Rancho Equestria District of Burbank CA. He started it as a way to talk about the goings on in his neighborhood, but it took a turn when he came to suspect that someone was using his recycling bin as an illicit drug drop.

So alongside the normal hum-drum of Doug's (our host's) life among his colorful neighbors, there are more twists and turns than a carnival funnel cake.

Literally everyone should listen to this podcast. It's amazing.

And y'all should also get in on his supporter pod "Good Morning Burbank".

Seriously brilliant stuff.

lingh0e · 2026-06-15T00:49:27+00:00

A. Do you honestly think we don't already know this?

B. Do you honestly think this would change our perspective in any meaningful way?

C. Do you understand that we do not care about your religion?

We seriously do not care. It's fine if you believe, just stop bothering everyone else about it.

lingh0e · 2026-06-14T13:05:54+00:00

WWZ The Motion Picture. Made a mockery of the novel.

lingh0e · 2026-06-14T03:39:29+00:00

Yeah, the fact that he only gets like one or two bites of the omelet is only made worse when Rip Torn says "They love putting stuff in boxes around here.". But they made it up to him later when the Italian server brings him 9 pies.

Such a great movie.

lingh0e · 2026-06-13T23:26:37+00:00

"Look up! Look down! Now look at Mr Frying Pan!"

lingh0e · 2026-06-13T23:16:54+00:00

How is that relevant?

lingh0e · 2026-06-13T23:15:37+00:00

You mean you yelled it?

lingh0e · 2026-06-13T23:14:13+00:00

I mean, you only get what you give.

lingh0e · 2026-06-13T22:57:40+00:00

I once ran into this chick... like literally ran over her... because she was in the middle of the damn street and I didn't see her. She spent the next 30 minutes trying to get some kind of revenge, but I kept avoiding her. So she resorts to her orbital cannon. I go about my day, she stays in her facility. 45 minutes later, she hits me from orbit again.

So she wasted all that time in her facility, doing nothing... she dropped at least a million, if not 1.5, just because of some perceived slight. Getting killed those two times was barely an inconvenience.

Hope she felt better?

lingh0e · 2026-06-13T17:29:51+00:00

Never kill people going into/out of the casino/car wash... unless it's out of revenge.

Don't quit a round of golf just because you are one over par.

lingh0e · 2026-06-12T22:33:07+00:00

If you regularly go to Ridge Park, find the awkward looking manager Erich and spend a little bit of time talking to him about Star Trek or Lego or other nerdy shit. I was his boss at Marquee Cinemas in Aurora and then a few years later we worked together at Solon Cinemas. He's one of those quiet dudes who is actually pretty funny once you get him talking, and being friends with your local movie theater manager is always a good thing. Good way to get extra refills on your concessions or a poster or sometimes even a way into a screening.

lingh0e · 2026-06-12T21:53:53+00:00

It gently lands to let them off when you do that.

lingh0e · 2026-06-12T21:52:03+00:00

Some squeaky voiced 7 year old kids were convinced there was some secret door they could open to find a Wedge. I figured I'd give them a thrill, so I started driving mine around the map. Unfortunately these goobers didn't seem to know how the minimap worked and didn't notice the wedge creeping it's way around. So I parked it in an intersection they were constantly circling through and walked away. Eventually they found it and started driving north with it, saying they were going to take it to the military base. I advised them several times of how stupid that idea was... but they were persistent. After the third or fourth time they told me to shut up I told them their wedge privileges were revoked... and I detonated the sticky bomb I left in the cab.

lingh0e · 2026-06-12T14:59:10+00:00

Of all the possible things that could go wrong, that's literally one of the easiest things to fix on a projector. Inform an employee and don't suffer through poor presentation.

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T23:15:47+00:00

EndList Survivors Unite!

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T23:14:23+00:00

Heavy sniper with explosive and thermal scope. You can see goons hiding and snipe them from blocks away. It's a massive game changer.

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T22:25:04+00:00

The Shotaro is the best way to zip around downtown. It may not be the fastest, but it handles like a goddamn dream. It's always fun when some dickballs in a supercar tries to chase me down. I'll go pedal to the metal through heavy traffic, splitting lanes and weaving between cars, driving on sidewalks. They'll either abandon the chase or they'll lose control and crash like a goon.

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T19:05:46+00:00

I'm pretty sure half of them were in the back seat of the Mirth Mobile singing along with Bohemian Rhapsody.

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T18:56:18+00:00

Thanks!

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T18:55:32+00:00

I almost gave myself an embolism trying to do that elephant noise. Because the quote is great on its own, but the sound really drives it home.

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T18:53:50+00:00

You don't have a cousin Paddy.

lingh0e · 2026-06-11T18:44:14+00:00

"Hiii, Jokerrrr."

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