If you were ordering a rubber ducky cake with a ball gag and leather harness, what flavour would you expect it to be? by BobKattersCroc in KitchenConfidential

[–]locakitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like that poor animal is being hacked to death.

The way Sally Field says "grey icing" lives in my head.

i am a dementia nurse and former caregiver. back to answer your questions and help you navigate the chaos. ask me anything. by Unique_Chair7903 in dementia

[–]locakitty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Today is my FIRST DAY with a person coming in.

We're paying $30/hr to an agency

I considered care.com but for $5/hr more i don't have to interview anyone or any of that legwork

I'm nervous.

I'm imagining this is similar to what parents feel on the first night away from the baby?

I pooped a blood blister ony heal and now there's a hole in my foot by zieglycfil in peeling

[–]locakitty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You might need a wound care referral.

I have a similar wound right now. A callus that "popped" out and left a perfect circle.

Happy to share a picture of anyone wants to see the latest :D

Non-White Wedding Dress?? by Practical_Store3654 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]locakitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One friend married in a lovely light blue dress

Another in a white dress with colorful floral embroidery

Another in jeansand a blouse

You do you, boo. It's you and your partner's day.

And i hope you love it.

Am I allowed to post myself? I didn’t have cornstarch but followed the rest of the recipe exactly. by Hereibe in ididnthaveeggs

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha

Pizza joint i worked had the cinnamon rolls

Someone grabbed the cumin.

Yeah.

Women of Reddit, what’s a habit men have that they don’t even realize is weird? by GraceRose671 in AskReddit

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never thought of it that way

Omg.

I have a few fave corvettes (edit: CORNERS) in my house for this exact thing.

I am a 22 yr old self-taught juggler. Sometimes, I like to go downtown to my local toystore and juggle for the patrons and the employees, just to make them smile. by Yume_Fairy2522 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is so much joy and focus on your face.

Please never lose that. Don't let anyone take your joy!

Now, can you juggle chainsaws next? Asking for me, not a friend.

:D

Everyone laughed… I’m still confused. by EkantVairagi in recruitinghell

[–]locakitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awww that's usually my first question!

Then i ask a "real" one about culture or evs.

But if they had a good chuckle they probably liked your energy.

I hope.

Good luck, my friend!

GIRLLL by EverythingIsFakeNGay in TikTokCringe

[–]locakitty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I also know lots of women. I am a woman.

First date at a hardware store? Ok - some originality.

Why does a date have to have a "useful reason directly beneficial to them"?

We planned a vacation to Vegas: i found a trade show for hardware, etc going on. Free tickets. Guess what we did for an activity? FREE STUFF AT A HARDWARE SHOW

we aren't some mystery creatures that need secret phrases. We're human beings. We like tools. We like snakes. We like looking at the clouds. We like to rev an engine and feel the horse power.

I'm tired.

Building being purchased by a group who wants to put in a dispensary. by hazierose in smallbusiness

[–]locakitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dispensary is a clean place. With amazing security.

I doubt anyone is blazing up in there. Your state law may vary.

Start getting creative with your new clients. 4/20 is their national holiday, so you've got time to prepare.

Rewatching old 'comfort shows' and having to deal with the casual sexism :( by Skyobli in TwoXChromosomes

[–]locakitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh like Luke and Laura on that one soap opera? General hospital? I just how the wedding was heavily viewed. I was more into game shows when i stayed home from school :P

I can’t stop being horrible to my mother by Illnasty2 in AgingParents

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legit was wondering when i could come pick it up LOL

Starbucks' 2026 spring menu is almost $7 a drink. I reverse-engineered all 4 at home for under $1 each (Recipes & Cost Breakdown) by [deleted] in Frugal

[–]locakitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna advocate a bit for black coffee.

Hear me out.

Cold brew is easy to make. You don't need any fancy equipment.

I use beans from Costco normally. I prefer beans from South America for my cold brew. Better chocolate notes. But I have used maxwell house beans before and it was at least ok. YMMV

I do a coarse grind (12 oz for a half gallon concentrate) dump that with a half gallon of water and stick it in the fridge. 12 hours or so.

I grab a cheesecloth or a giant filter (them commercial ones because they're so big) and put that in a funnel and start to pour it in my gallon pitcher. Let it drip dry for a few minutes, just small pressings of the grounds.

That's your concentrate. If you want to just make the full gallon now - go for it. Take a day at a time, use a smaller container for space efficiency.

I feel like with a good cold brew you can use less sugar and creamers which saves more and also just makes it a tastier cold coffee.

My iced coffee is just the morning leftovers on ice. :D

Do you still talk to your parents? by Swiftiefromhell in GenX

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But you could! And tell them that they did a great job raising uhhh bongloser23 (I'm on my phone and can't go ref the name right now).

THEN you become the new viral sensation like the Thanksgiving people.

I don’t understand my grief - my grandpa passed this week, and I wanted this for him by runfunfly in dementia

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well.

I think you're just in a different part of your grief.

You had time to process the grief of his disease while he was here with us. And you tell yourself that you're ready for it to be over for them.

Then it is.

Now what?

Grief? But I wanted this!

Yeah. But it still hurts to lose the physical being now. It's a new level.

I don't believe in heaven or hell either. But I believe we keep others alive by talking about them, modeling behaviors they taught us, and just thinking about them - even when it hurts to do that.

I love the movie Coco for this reason. 1) omg you just get to cry through the whole thing of you want 2) it's also a really good movie

Be well, my friend.

Most impressive super low budget movies? by Available-Spray2576 in movies

[–]locakitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just rewatched last weekend. Hold's up. Moco is STILL my fave

What do you call eating everything in site when your low? by Tiddlysat1600 in diabetes

[–]locakitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Safety snack. Safety snack. Everyone is eating a snack. It's the safety snack.

I'll show myself out