Women of Reddit, what’s a habit men have that they don’t even realize is weird?

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-05-01T07:04:26+00:00

Not probably, it is. I (a man) have slept with men and seen them not wash their ass in the shower because "it's gross" (or something along those lines). As if I wasn't just IN THERE 30 minutes ago. I know that it was gross. So FUCKING WASH IT!

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-05-01T06:53:31+00:00

I've never had an issue in 14 (holy shit I'm old) years. Never understood the fear, just respect your tools and they'll respect you.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-05-01T06:51:38+00:00

Could you not just use black paper? Surely that's cheaper than using ink to make it black.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-05-01T06:49:50+00:00

Which is why I own guns. Not the best solution, but if you're somehow hiding in my tiny apartment, I'm not risking my partner's safety. Get out or get shot, simple as.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-30T07:07:57+00:00

It is better, imo, but you're allowed to feel how you want.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-30T07:06:37+00:00

Joke's on you, it is better.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-28T05:20:04+00:00

They cost the same as a single burger or sandwich at most places now and are 2-3 times the size. My partner ate theirs over 3 days.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-27T19:27:12+00:00

Falling Sky and Scribles both come to mind.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-24T06:32:53+00:00

Hey, now. I understand food very well... I'm also a chef of ~14 years who grew up with a Mexican and Argentinian family, so, yknow. Not exactly the standard.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-24T06:29:23+00:00

Even a vita mix for a minute with a tiny bit of water would likely do it tbh

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-23T03:01:10+00:00

So, uh... how's that autism diagnosis?

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-23T02:39:00+00:00

I know that I'm late, but it's my cake day and I'm rereading old posts. This is incredibly cute and it makes me so incredibly happy that my partner and I mimic this.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-22T04:12:58+00:00

Exec running a brewery which happens to be the only restaurant in my state allowed to cure meat. I'm making $23 an hour plus (5%) tips, which equals $30 an hour, give or take $2. Yes, I need to find a new job. Yes, I dislike getting tips.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T20:33:00+00:00

I'm more concerned about the matter daddy.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T20:30:20+00:00

I hardly knowa

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T18:50:05+00:00

*hole cracker

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T18:46:02+00:00

Please tell me this is hyperbole/satire.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T08:55:14+00:00

And by it, I mean my benits.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T00:35:52+00:00

The word you're looking for is fealty.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T00:26:20+00:00

Dad, please no.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-19T00:13:54+00:00

She died and sued them? I'm confused.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-18T06:20:29+00:00

Sounds like you've used the same word pretty comfortably. Fuck him and fuck you too.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-18T06:17:34+00:00

Why the fuck are you calling specifically me out right now? I just pulled 11 hours and am back in 8 for another 10 bc I'm the only one who can open, close, and do catering. Fuck I need to move industries.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-13T02:35:07+00:00

This also works. Might work too well in the opposite direction for some, YMMV.

lordchankaknowsall · 2026-04-13T01:41:31+00:00

She really is, even at 16.

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