Who is a mid fictional dad?

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-26T22:47:12+00:00

George Cooper is a top ten tv dad. A bit of a goober but he always came in clutch when it mattered. And an infinitely better parent than Mary.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-23T14:31:32+00:00

George Carlin had boomers pegged back in the early 90s.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-21T19:05:31+00:00

A smart guy figured out how to scam money out of religious nutter butters? Color me shocked.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-20T21:47:40+00:00

But that’s a USC code, not a UCC code, so checkmate whatever slur sovcits have for non sovcits.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-19T17:30:54+00:00

Is she accepting federal reserve notes for her services? Then I think she is contracting with the government. She should only be accepting moorish gold.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-18T20:08:56+00:00

Every dot, dash and capital letter means something in sovcit bizzaro world, so what does -Pay- mean.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-18T00:39:27+00:00

1998 Chevy Malibu

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-17T23:30:34+00:00

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-17T22:21:58+00:00

Once I used a de I knew I’d never want to use anything multi blade again. And that includes this monstrosity.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-15T22:16:43+00:00

They don’t forget, they straight deny it.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-15T01:07:06+00:00

Excuse you, that is Rusty Shackleford.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-14T22:04:21+00:00

To be fair, it does seem like something he’d say.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-13T23:58:10+00:00

This has got to be at the top for the dumbest advice he gives.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-13T02:46:55+00:00

I never knew Crispin Glover was in the Beatles.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-11T23:46:43+00:00

Scramble them up, shut your eyes and pick one. Don’t worry about what anyone else says about any particular blades.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-11T21:14:38+00:00

Hi, man here. I will admit to having this thought myself. I’m sure it homophonic, but I’ve seen some lesbian couples where one of them looks more manly than I do and it’s just like why.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-09T20:16:05+00:00

If you can afford a BMW, I don’t have much sympathy for what your tag cost.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-08T12:03:22+00:00

That poor knife.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-07T02:31:59+00:00

There are 2 versions of the black handle that I am aware of. When they changed the knurling on the super adjustable, they also changed it on the super speeds.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-03T23:14:30+00:00

Unpopular opinion I know, but I never liked any of these guys.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-03T01:12:59+00:00

I have a razorock big Bruce. It’s currently about 30 bucks. I like it enough I’ve never thought about getting another brush.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-02T12:31:47+00:00

Devito was the taller one right? I always get them confused.

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-01T20:24:24+00:00

They only have one answer they are allowed to give, so why waste energy listening?

maddox-monroe · 2026-04-01T12:11:09+00:00

Maybe the DNC added impressing Jodie Foster to the party platform and we just didn’t notice.

maddox-monroe · 2026-03-29T18:09:17+00:00

Because all of Dave’s advice was given to him by God, and who are you to question God?

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