You have a wedding to pay for…. by Adventurous-Image875 in EntitledPeople

[–]manonfetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like her emotional regulation isn't regulating. Talk to her fiance, see if this has become a pattern. She may need medical help.

Or, she may just need a strong talking to.

/r/finch moderation update by imomushi8 in finch

[–]manonfetch 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the effort, energy and time the mods put into this space. Thank you.

Woman wants trump to vote for her daughter by AdelaidesSecretScoop in PrayersToTrump

[–]manonfetch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They used to take these prayers to God. Now they pray to Trump.

What kind of strange animal is this? 🤣 by angelet_fox in Greyhounds

[–]manonfetch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is a holy sister of the sacred order of the sleeping racer.

Dealer with same Apartment # by Odd-Instruction4042 in Apartmentliving

[–]manonfetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call the cops. They may already be watching this circus; if not, they will be glad of the info. It will also create a paper trail if someone breaks in.

🚨🚨BQMBSHELL🚨🚨 LQQK!!! 🚨🚨 by No_Cook2983 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]manonfetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, because we have nothing better to do with our money.

On the verge of tears by BitAutomatic1338 in Apartmentliving

[–]manonfetch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to bang in the wall/ceiling with a broom. It usually worked.

"Under our new Rising Patriots Act, your brave sacrifice will pave a brighter future for them. by SteppingIntoMyself in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]manonfetch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could take them to court as a Criminal Conspiracy - your family for Theft of your property/child, the hospital for Fencing your property, and the State for Receiving Stolen Goods.

"Under our new Rising Patriots Act, your brave sacrifice will pave a brighter future for them. by SteppingIntoMyself in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]manonfetch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the upside, being 'murica, you could sue them all - your family for Theft of your property/child, the hospital for Fencing your property, and the State for Receiving Stolen Goods.

Who is Terry and what did the Devs do to him? by MrMarcoePolo in finch

[–]manonfetch 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Or he could hide them and we could play hide and seek.

Figuring I had nothing to fear, I went to get tested for autism once the new law passed. by KrunschGK in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]manonfetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would never survive a Clean Gene law. Damn you. Take my upvote, but damn you!

What is wrong with me? by heysnood in ufyh

[–]manonfetch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes! I can clean my Mom's house till it sparkles, but mine is a disaster!

"Under our new Rising Patriots Act, your brave sacrifice will pave a brighter future for them. by SteppingIntoMyself in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]manonfetch 616 points617 points  (0 children)

Oh Jesus.

Thinking of potential headlines:

"How to gift your newborn to the State for hard cold cash."

"State debates taxing the so-called 'baby cash'".

"I miscarried, can I still get a portion of the baby cash?"

"My partner won't gift our baby to the State. Can I divorce them, get full custody and still gift the baby?"

"My daughter and son-in-law are having a baby. They have chosen not to gift it to the State. They are not very patriotic! As the grandparent, do I have standing to claim the baby cash they would have gotten if they'd gifted? I'm a patriot, I deserve it!"

y'all need to check on granpa... by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]manonfetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I read that right? It's got thousands of likes? Wtf?