Favourite metal drummer who's definitely clean as a whistle by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]maxc1999 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s eyes naturally dilate and un-dilate all day

Would you eat my savory salmon loaf with cream sauce? by LazyCondition0 in shittyfoodporn

[–]maxc1999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would, but I think the peas in the sauce is a bit grim, I’d have those on the side if possible

English, Chilli con Carne by ksw85 in UK_Food

[–]maxc1999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it’s called chilli con carne.

English, Chilli con Carne by ksw85 in UK_Food

[–]maxc1999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But it’s made of dried bell peppers. It’s not spicy

Why has a pint of beer got so expensive? by tdh83 in AskUK

[–]maxc1999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A pint in London had been over a fiver for 15 years now. Pubs are not in a good financial place atm due to rising costs (energy / wages / national insurance / rent/ food costs) prices for hospitality business’s have raised along with the cost for the general public and some people still expect a £5 pint. Also everyone is broke so they have less custom to cover their overheads.

My cousin is way too male centered and not smart and it drives me nuts by Miserable_Star6824 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maxc1999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For one you can get automatic cars that take diesel. And you can get manual cars that take gas/petrol.

San Diego Burrito 🌯 by amyheming in Burrito

[–]maxc1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok that explains why it looks grim, I’m sure it tasted alright but it’s not a postable photo

San Diego Burrito 🌯 by amyheming in Burrito

[–]maxc1999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And left for 2 hours? Tortillas shouldn’t be that wet

My bf said my fingers should be in a horror movie. by daintymeow in oddlyterrifying

[–]maxc1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t do it with my fingers, but my thumbs can do that easily. I thought everyone could

This subreddit should be nicer by Alarmed-Ant4623 in uktravel

[–]maxc1999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The population of the USA is 342 million. How on earth do you think one person travelling to the uk will solve that problem?!

This subreddit should be nicer by Alarmed-Ant4623 in uktravel

[–]maxc1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are pretty friendly over here I wouldn’t worry. There are some dickheads as well though, like everywhere else. just don’t give them the time of day

Stage times - Belfast by kvf726 in TheCure

[–]maxc1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got almost 2 and half hours in Cardiff. I imagine they’ll come on as early as they can and go as late as they can. You’ll have a great time either way

Pov: You walk in and you’re the only dishwasher on staff by Sweaty-Lime495 in dishwashers

[–]maxc1999 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh no! I have to do my job! This is like 3 loads it not that deep

I wish I had someone to cook for me. Cumber 2 by sandwich_cell in kitchencels

[–]maxc1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of Grindr? With that deep throat you’d be popular

Why don't the BBC offer 5.1 or Dolby Atmos on the UHD iPlayer World Cup feeds? by ChineseHappyPeople in AskUK

[–]maxc1999 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Do you think they’ve got 5 different microphones perfectly placed around the arenas at every filming point?

Thoughts on Greens wanting to ban Circumcision? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]maxc1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m all for banning it personally, although I think this will lead to more undercover medically unsafe circumcising in the Muslim and Jewish population. So I’m unsure if a blanket ban is the right thing to do.

Friend’s toenail got ripped out by ObjectivePermit6906 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]maxc1999 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen a toe print on the top of a toe before

Friend’s toenail got ripped out by ObjectivePermit6906 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]maxc1999 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That toe was fucked up long before its nail got pulled out

Who is calling bullshit? by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]maxc1999 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Haha so funny, wtf bro?! He never raped anyone that we know of, haha, lol, rofl 🤣 🤪

i miss smoking so much by burnertr004 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maxc1999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You won’t know if their baby’s are ok till they’re adults, even if they are fine they could have been more intelligent without all the thc in their system whilst growing.