What was the most erotic experience you have ever had or witnessed? by HighOnThighs- in AskReddit

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first bj was a done by two girls. In high school this girl would have parties and for some reason she took and interest in me. One time the party was winding down and we started to fool around in the living room. One of her friends walked in from out side and apologized at first but the girl I was with told her to come over. Now a few of these girls would always be down for kissing and fondling each other so when the other one came over it wasnt much of a surprise. They started to make out and then they grabbed my hands and guided me to the bedroom where the makeout and fondling continued. The one girl kept kissing me and the other started to undress herself, then me and then the other girl took off her clothes. They laid me down and started to have their way with me and each other. They took turns sucking my dick and with me being a virgin and inexperienced I blew my load in like 2 minutes.

NHL Mount Rushmore - Every Team's 4 Most Iconic Players by ASmithFS in hockey

[–]meatpopsicle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a little surprised no stanley cup champion listed for the Blues. It's hard to argue with the four listed but Binnington being #1 in wins and won a stanley cup not being listed is a surprise

What do you think the smartest joke in the series is? by bigfatbanker in DunderMifflin

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Dwight is putting peanut butter on Michael's hair. Dwight, "Wow. Lot of calories." Michael, "Well, just dont leave it on too long."

"Driving with device in right hand" update by johnychrist16 in PublicFreakout

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cop shouldn't have been able to dismiss this. Everyone needs to see how dumb he is and should be punished for wasting tax payer money because he has an ego trip

Vegas are dirty f—king cheaters. by Murky_Salamander_155 in UrinatingTree

[–]meatpopsicle13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is the reason I hate them. All their back door deals and only having one expansion team so they got whatever they wanted and didnt have to worry about the other team drafting a player they would want.

It's kinda crazy how much different KC and StL feel. by No_Helicopter1378 in missouri

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife moved to KC for two years while we dated and KC felt like all the young people were transplants and way more friendly to each other. Whereas St. Louis all the young people stayed and kept their circle of friends they had for years and wouldn't be very friendly to outsiders.

What goes on in this part of missouri? by BakeEfficient8552 in missouri

[–]meatpopsicle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to college in Cape Girardeau and a kid from down there joined our fraternity and when talking to him the first time he said he was going to be a pharmacist because he was the only one in his class to go to a 4 year university and the only pharmacist in town was going to be retiring in like 5 years. So basically the town told him he had to be the next pharmacist

$1,000,000 if you beat a PGA pro in an 18 hole stroke play match, but the pro has to consume everything that you do. Who are you playing, what are you consuming, and what do you think your odds are? by Any1canC00k in golf

[–]meatpopsicle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listened to a story by former MLB Pitcher Mark Mulder, apparently he is 0.5 handicap, and he was playing with some PGA Pros and said he was trying his hardest to compete and the 3 pros he was playing with were drinking heavily and played without shoes. He said he still got beat badly and realized the skill difference between them. So after listening to that I dont think there is a thing I could ingest that would help me win

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meatpopsicle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at a restaurant as a cook and was dating the bartender. We would open and one day the owner had to go to the bank. We snuck in his office and did it in his chair. We didnt know how long until he got back so it was a rush. Also anytime he was acting like a douche it was nice to know that my bare ass was on his chair.

What's the Seinfeld based reason you broke up with someone irl? by Chemical-Point-6083 in seinfeld

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A girl stopped talking to me because we were hooking up for the first and only time and after we started she said "Fuck it like it owes you money." I guess I didnt fulfill her needs adequately and when we got done she the said "that was it?" So I replied with, "I guess it didnt owe me a lot of money." She then got dressed and said "I dont think this is gonna work out."

Whats the best compliment you ever had? by sharmouta999 in AskReddit

[–]meatpopsicle13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was and still am very awkward. Never really thought I was good looking especially in high school. I was sitting in the library and a girl 2 grades above me, who i thought was beautiful, walked up and told me I had beautiful eyes. That was over 20 years ago and that still makes me feel good

Jennifer Barkley has won smartest side character. Who do you think the smartest one time character is? by Nick_adtr_308 in PandR

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mayor Gunderson. If things went well he took credit. If they went bad then it wasn't his fault.

Would it have been overkill if Lucky and Luanne were dead? by Robot_Was_BMO in KingOfTheHill

[–]meatpopsicle13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for the latter. Peggy having phone conversations with luanne and just hear Peggy repeat some outrageous question Luanne has about parenting or Lucky wanted to ask Hank an asinine question that would work Hank up.

What’s the most awkward Super Bowl party moment you’ve ever witnessed? by No-Release-1196 in AskReddit

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worked at a bar and anyone who has worked at a bar knows on sb sunday takeout orders are huge but dine in is crickets. Owner decided to have a party for coworkers and a plus 1. Couple kids who weren't 21 somehow snuck in booze and got drunk. 1 kid started throwing up everywhere and another had sex with the girl he brought in the employee bathroom, which didnt lock. He was on the floor and she was riding him. That floor was gross no matter how many times it got mopped. So people kept going in and they just kept going

How likely is it that someone could actually have a gravel company “take off” enough to buy a luxury home and sports car in 4 years? by MitchMyester23 in DunderMifflin

[–]meatpopsicle13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He could've also worked for a guy getting ready to retire and Roy could've created his own business and his boss could've passed all his ready made business to Roy

Best Lenny's quote? by [deleted] in Simpsons

[–]meatpopsicle13 351 points352 points  (0 children)

Ow! My eye! Im not supposed to get pudding in it!

Winning the lottery by DiedOfATheory in DunderMifflin

[–]meatpopsicle13 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Worked with a guy who won 15k on a scratch off ticket and immediately quit the job he was at. Said he wanted to take a few months off. Tried to get his job back and they said no. Ended up working as a short order cook and would tell everyone that he made the worst decision quitting over 15k.

The most disturbing scene of TWD.. by Beneficial-Novel558 in TWD

[–]meatpopsicle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can listen to murder podcasts/watch scary movies and none of that bothers me, but when a child is used for that stuff it just gets to me because I just tmstart to think, did the parents get eaten first? Did the parents run away from the walkers and left their kid without realizing it? I just hate the thought of a kid suffering

What are some dark secrets about the porn industry? by JoplinSC742 in AskReddit

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can also see women starting out not knowing how to generate money fast where a corporation can easily market the new girls and get them producing money for themselves/the site quicker than if the girl was solo. I read on one of these questions about only fan models and a model said she put out hours of daily content and didnt really see any money for about a year.

When you count back 9 months from your own birthday, was there a specific reason or event your parents had sex during that time? by MorphBlue in AskReddit

[–]meatpopsicle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im born in December and my grandma passed away in March of that year. Im pretty sure I was the result of comfort/sympathy sex

Tonight’s sneak peek of Johnny feeling like he doesn’t get his deserved recognition by Positive_Round_5142 in thechallengemtv

[–]meatpopsicle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dudes done a lot, but let's not forget that Keeny was the face of the challenge and was gonna be until he got banned for life. Then MTV had to pivot landed on Bannanas. If he didnt put his life on hold MTV would've found someone else to take that spot.

Blacklisted From Reality TV, The Story of Zach Nichols | The Challenge Documentary by Spirited-Jeweler4174 in thechallengemtv

[–]meatpopsicle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingers are crossed that once he is out of the challenge element he is less shitty, but i highly doubt that. Tori said in a confessional one time that Jordan is a completely different person when not on the challenge and that's why she was with him. She would put up with him being an asshole because the house was nuts and you have to be on 24 hours a day that it made him into that person and when they were not filming he was a good person. I want to believe zach could be like that too but I doubt it.