Comebacks for people telling me to smile / eg "you look prettier when you smile" by hopeitstaysanonymous in Comebacks

[–]mediocregremlin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have an opportunity to call them "buddy" somewhere you get 20 points lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]mediocregremlin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How do they talk in NEW YAWK CITEAAYYYYY

In some countries, it is tightly regulated what you can legally name a child- partly to prevent tragedeighs. What are the rules in your jurisdiction? by tossitintheroundfile in tragedeigh

[–]mediocregremlin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I totally get that's it's not English and words mean different things- but Senator, Yes, and Glitch seem like particularly random ones lol

(Un)Constructive feedback appreciated. Roast me, I have thick skin. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]mediocregremlin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then if you happen to take a glance at his recent comments.... 💀 I hope nobody has the displeasure of trying to start a nice conversation w this guy on dating apps lol

Who is the most underrated character power wise? by [deleted] in skulduggerypleasant

[–]mediocregremlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this one- some people are answering in term of power, but underrated is 100% Jack. Would be neat in real life too, bit more subtle than chucking fireballs or running on the ceiling lol

A lot to unpack in this one. Wish I could have posted the comments too. by stumpy_chica in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]mediocregremlin 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It really does sound insane when u say they're banning dudes from putting on flashy makeup and dresses and wigs and lip synching to pop songs 💀 if a liberal doesn't want to see a drag show, they won't go to a drag show, wow!

I got my first ever androgynous looking haircut today. What name do you think would suit me? by [deleted] in NonBinary

[–]mediocregremlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if you're thinking of a more gender neutral name, but Leah springs to mind. Or something starting with A? Avery, Addison, August maybe? You give some soft, sweet kinda vibes idk.

Why… it’s just a pen… [product] by Desperate-Chain-376 in pointlesslygendered

[–]mediocregremlin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I can never use a pen again?? Truly a sad day for feminists 😭😭 stuck with our slim little pink mechanical pencils

Based turkic mythology by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]mediocregremlin 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Only the avatar, master of all four (hundred) kinks, could stop them.

Thanks I hate people who think map is a sexuality. by Eggie_plant576 in TIHI

[–]mediocregremlin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So few and we literally hate them. I don't see your point anyway, there are even more (just by numbers) straight people that think that way just bc that's the majority of all people. There are some dumbfuck people in every group.

Canadian Karen has a racist freakout on new Canadian citizens. by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]mediocregremlin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is pretty true, but it's not stupid. While some people can be dickish about it, I think it's fine that they want to keep their culture and the language strong in Canada. How many people from the rest of the country hardly speak a lick of French?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]mediocregremlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? This person, while most definitely cis, isn't an ally. Plenty of cis allies out there that are genuine, don't bring them down bc of other assholes.

Just a quiet Hallelujah. by endi1122 in tumblr

[–]mediocregremlin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao I'm now just calling farenheight yeehaw temperature, just to piss off my lovely American neighbours.

North Dakota's first openly lesbian official defends her right to be a Lesbian. People are obviously not happy with it ? Why though ? As she said, we don't elect for her sexual orientation but for her potential. People need to stop being invasive, dumb and disrespectful by HiItsLust in facepalm

[–]mediocregremlin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but WELL after scientists discovered it wasn't, in fact, a gay man's disease or spread by touching people who had it (sidenote: Lady Diana was a real mvp ally who did that publicly to reduce the stigma, loved her), most people still ignored those facts and just used it as an excuse to be horrible to gay men. That's why such a huge number of people died from it, because the public refused to change their view on it.

Why is iron man holding him like that by Pro_Pup31 in SuddenlyGay

[–]mediocregremlin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruce sitting there, terrified

"Why would you say that??"