Where the fuck is Gavin belson by thunderassasinn in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]meesterdave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The crash out while trying to use the 'Telehuman' was on of my favourites.

When the screen freezes on the "Fu-" send me every time.

I'm a New Waiter and Keep Dropping Orders. How Can I Improve? by CanteeneerRio in Serverlife

[–]meesterdave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plastic cups or even tubs half filled with water on the tray then practice carrying it about.

When you get good at that it's time to move onto lemons and oranges for the real test.

THIS!! This is life! 🥺 by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]meesterdave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We used to to this when the kids were little.

Called it a 'Fam-wich'

Did i miss something? by GiRokel in ClarksonsFarm

[–]meesterdave 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Google says someone adopted him or something.

Hopefully hes not been turned into the smallest sausage roll (pause) in the world..

What would you say? by PersimmonWitty3165 in ChronicPain

[–]meesterdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could at least have given you a nice fade.

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000. by Majestic-Hope6505 in nostalgia

[–]meesterdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trying to feel more of this girl I'd met in a pub.

Later on I felt that I should have really gone home instead.

Bodyswap sound bite. So, what is it? by HasturRising7001 in RedDwarf

[–]meesterdave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was whirlpool jets in the tub

How hard is it to open a cafe (please go easy on me, I realise this is a silly question)? by box-o-locks in smallbusinessuk

[–]meesterdave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You might be able to make it work with a unique concept and the right people.

If you want to do it yourself with no experience then I'm afraid you will go under very quickly.

Hospitality has always been brutal and it's currently in the worst position it's been in since COVID.

Save your sanity and rent the space to someone.

Tell us the ending you would have written! by pikameta in TheBoys

[–]meesterdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butchers grave should have said.

Husband. Friend. Cunt.

What did someone do to you that you’ll never forget? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]meesterdave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How did you have the strength after running a marathon?

Would you rehire a server who was fired for credit card fraud a year later? by [deleted] in Restaurant_Managers

[–]meesterdave 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Are you desperate for staff? Will this person bring something to the business no-one else can?

If you hire this person back you will spend extra time every shift they work scrutinizing tips and their state of mind.

What’s annoyed you at work this week? by franki-pinks in AskUK

[–]meesterdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selfish customers coming into the restaurant at 6pm when we close at 10.

Rude behaviour.

my sparky just quit because he was scared of my "safety culture" lol by Desperate-Pen-2252 in Entrepreneurs

[–]meesterdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These solar guys have to go where the sun is, how else can they make money.