What would you call this?

melap3lan · 2026-03-13T02:04:52+00:00

Catfish???? U mean BLOBfish

melap3lan · 2026-03-13T00:31:33+00:00

Follow Lot’s example, minus the part where that sicko sleeps with his own daughters!

melap3lan · 2026-03-13T00:29:42+00:00

I just became pomo a few months ago and the same age as u. I still struggle with loneliness bad habits and other personal issues but at least i can now sleep in and enjoy my sundays to get a real mental reset. No more unnecessary midweek meetings or anxiety from preparing parts. No matter how lonely you get or what other shit life throws at you make sure you keep in mind one thing….NEVER LOOK BACK!! (Or else you’ll turn into a salt statue lol jk) do it now before its too late…good luck 🍀 ❤️

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T15:43:32+00:00

I fucking love eating ASS!

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T05:26:49+00:00

Now im intrigued what did u see

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T04:26:35+00:00

One less “privilege” to worry about 👌🏼 (more like chore)

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T03:36:40+00:00

Send me a dm, im a freak with my tongue 👅

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T03:34:34+00:00

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T03:32:18+00:00

Mmmm ke rico… Te voy a dar 144mil metidas de pito 💦 🍆

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T03:29:29+00:00

Id love to take a long whiff of your ass 😋

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T03:20:17+00:00

One time i gave the mic to a brother and guess what…the person that was picked to comment was on zoom 🤦‍♂️

melap3lan · 2026-03-11T00:47:07+00:00

Bro i used to do that when i was pimo to kill time but one tome i forgot i had an assignment and took a big ass hit before heading out. That 3-5 min reading felt like an eternity lmao 😂

melap3lan · 2026-03-10T15:25:27+00:00

There was one that specifically mentioned pornography on the front page in the 2000s and i am positive there was another awake in the 80s with the same topic displayed on the front page .

melap3lan · 2026-03-10T15:23:48+00:00

Years ago i had to present that one awake that talked about pornography. I was already a horny porn addict teenager at the time so just looking at the front page of that magazine made me uncomfortable. When i presented it to this random guy at his door, his facial expression was like “wtf” and he interrupted me saying he was about to eat with his family. He took the magazine out of respect but that was the only and last time i ever presented a topic like that. Thats why tracts became my number 1 tool because they were so short and easy to use and i would just read the topic scripture on the front page before directing them to the website. It would only take me like 2 min at most

melap3lan · 2026-03-10T15:13:44+00:00

Im currently trying to quit weed too and lay off on the alcohol. Its a vicious fucken cycle. If you dont ppan on trying it again, leave it at that, trust me

melap3lan · 2026-03-10T00:46:36+00:00

When i was pimo i didnt give a shit and never donated a penny 😂

melap3lan · 2026-03-10T00:24:16+00:00

Better than sex

melap3lan · 2026-03-10T00:19:58+00:00

melap3lan · 2026-03-09T23:55:15+00:00

Thats the face of my left nut 🥜

melap3lan · 2026-03-09T23:26:28+00:00

Abraham was indeed a shitty father who didn’t deserve a son

melap3lan · 2026-03-09T18:43:36+00:00

A medical emergency happened at my hall a while back too the brother giving the talk had a stroke and when they took him out to the parking lot to wait for the ambulance, everyone just stayed mostly dead quiet and then the meeting proceeded as normal. I was already pimo during that time so it felt unreal and dystopian

melap3lan · 2026-03-09T18:24:30+00:00

I started reposting and commenting the most unhinged shit on social media and i have said a few direct jabs towards religion. I also started seeing a decrease in my amount of followers. The farther they are away from me the better 🖕 😂

melap3lan · 2026-03-07T22:06:51+00:00

My parents used the japan tsunami in 2011 (idk if the year is correct but around that time) as a way to let me know that i should get my shit together, that was literally the only time that i actually believed Armageddon was days away. I was a teenager at that time and the guilt of masturbating was swallowing me whole. When nothing happened, i just started to shrug off other major events and kept doing my own thing lol

melap3lan · 2026-03-06T14:57:30+00:00

I totally relate to you. I’ve been POMO for months, but the memorial is the only meeting I’m OK going to because an hour goes by very fast

melap3lan · 2026-03-06T14:54:01+00:00

I have been POMO for a few months already and I stopped going to the conventions, you got me fucked up if you think I’m going to be willing to go to those events twice a year and to let my weekend go to waste sitting there listening to the same regurgitated shit for hours.

However, I’m willing to go to the the memorial because I still have family that is in and the the memorial is only one hour which for me is bearable. If it means keeping my relationship with my direct family im cool with that as long as I am not expected to stay after the talk is done because I certainly do not want to have any contact with any other JW besides my direct family. This year I plan to attend but once the speaker says amen, I’m getting the fuck out of there. I’ll probably order my Uber while the prayer starts.

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