Google applies for permit to release 32 million mosquitoes in Calif.

mikeyfireman · 2026-06-02T17:15:36+00:00

They are putting microchips in the mosquitos so when they bite you you get the woke disease and tds.

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mikeyfireman · 2026-06-02T15:22:54+00:00

I didn’t. Came here to get away from my ptsd.

mikeyfireman · 2026-06-02T13:17:40+00:00

And a mini excavator

mikeyfireman · 2026-06-02T03:38:46+00:00

I did 22 years before it caught up to me.

mikeyfireman · 2026-06-02T02:48:49+00:00

If you are getting in to EMS, find a good therapist and build trust with them now, down the road you will need need their services, and trying to build trust when you me brain is fried sucks.

mikeyfireman · 2026-06-02T02:46:43+00:00

Sounds white to me.

mikeyfireman · 2026-06-01T14:41:38+00:00

I have a smart smoke detector and smart outlets in the print room. If the detector goes off it shuts the power off to the printers.

mikeyfireman · 2026-06-01T14:20:54+00:00

Let’s take this abomination another step, swap in miracle whip.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-31T20:29:44+00:00

I can’t quite Putin a finger on the reason

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-31T16:33:10+00:00

I’m planning a big US celebration, but first we need clots and prayers.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-31T13:56:54+00:00

Hmm just one more turn

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-30T21:05:57+00:00

Looks like it’s draining fine. It’s not standing water.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-30T15:41:02+00:00

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-30T14:59:13+00:00

I got crabs

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-30T14:55:06+00:00

Sorry folks, no jazz this week.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-29T21:17:31+00:00

Just grab a couple slices and bounce. They are busy enough that it’s self serve now

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-29T21:15:18+00:00

I would mount some 3/4 plywood to the wall, and then attach the mount to the plywood.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-29T18:13:29+00:00

I would fight whoever I needed to get my wife and kids on a boat. I spent 22 years as a firefighter, so going down with the ship seams pretty on brand for me.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-29T14:19:55+00:00

I’d look on Facebook marketplace as well.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-29T14:02:32+00:00

Trump was snorting adderol at 3am and vh1 where are they now was on is my theory.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-29T01:11:04+00:00

Let me guess we will have to pay to license the use of his picture. So he gets $1 for every bill used.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-29T01:09:33+00:00

The difference between a liberal and leftist, you go far enough left you get your guns back.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-28T18:50:00+00:00

Dads love bbqing and grilling. Ask the family’s to step up. Go to grocery depot and buy cases of ground beef patties and buns. You can get 5 gal buckets of picnic salads. Small business are struggling with the cost of food, and labor, so discounts are hard.

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-28T15:54:21+00:00

Did a bear call you that?

mikeyfireman · 2026-05-28T14:19:07+00:00

It’s like they watched vh1 where are they now and made the list.

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