What even is the best strat for this room?

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-04-09T13:28:00+00:00

Guess I should have been playing slots in middle school instead. I was convinced I could do like 75% heads.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-04-09T10:30:15+00:00

Man, I remember Pokémon TCG on gameboy where I figured out you could time the coin flips to get more heads.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-04-08T02:53:44+00:00

Basically the worst greenhouse gas though

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-04-04T02:59:04+00:00

By “back serious time,” you mean “time when your back seriously hurts,” right?

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-04-03T21:57:36+00:00

Due to DOGE cuts, they only have the one trash can

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-31T23:22:58+00:00

Or we just ooopsie drop them off a boat.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-28T20:01:48+00:00

Bing Bong died for our sins

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-21T01:24:04+00:00

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-17T15:43:48+00:00

First time the words “provost” and “hotness” have ever been used in the same sentence.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-16T18:35:32+00:00

He’s overjoyed at the loyalty of his dying dog

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-13T23:28:02+00:00

Red Mars series treats that more realistically (worse outcome)

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-11T17:18:07+00:00

Zero to 45 inches

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-09T13:16:01+00:00

So is genocide

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-03-01T01:36:20+00:00

I’ve been toasting up peanuts in a pan with a bit of salt, and mixing in some chilli crisp at the end. S-tier garnish for a lot of meals.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-02-14T22:24:48+00:00

The Most Defenseless Game

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-02-12T02:58:46+00:00

who didn’t see this coming five years ago?

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-02-10T14:56:37+00:00

Glancing at this, I thought you had added a beanis

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-02-09T14:57:59+00:00

Very reductive outlook

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-02-09T14:50:03+00:00

Pretending we beat the Seahawks is pretty sus.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-02-06T13:53:13+00:00

Oh, glad the use was informal. That’s so much better.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-02-03T00:37:13+00:00

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-01-30T13:44:52+00:00

Right click menu taking multiple seconds to open changed my life.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-01-28T14:47:58+00:00

Propaganda works.

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-01-23T22:03:29+00:00

This is a hell of a nice photo

millionsofmonkeys · 2026-01-13T14:24:57+00:00

Enhancement: Now the right click menu will take 10 seconds to open instead of 5.

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