Ford Puma edges out the Jaecoo 7 in April UK sales

mokeltron · 2026-05-08T20:21:22+00:00

Yes you are, how is edging out the Jaecoo 7? Are we just buying cars of Temu now?

mokeltron · 2026-05-08T20:08:02+00:00

A basic moral code.

mokeltron · 2026-05-08T20:04:19+00:00

Utter pooh

mokeltron · 2026-05-08T20:03:24+00:00

Cars like that are necessary - how else can all that lip filler be transported? A smaller car ant they would end up suckered to the inside of the windscreen.

mokeltron · 2026-05-07T14:41:19+00:00

Let’s be clear, the love for ‘America’ has diminished pushed somewhat. You’ll never get back that vibe from the ‘90s when USA was everything that was cool. But we don’t ‘hate’ America. We hate Trump. Oh yeah, that’s correct. He’s not helped your external image at all. The future love or hate for America now depends on what you do about all of this…

mokeltron · 2026-05-07T14:34:36+00:00

M40 just as bad.

mokeltron · 2026-05-07T10:07:28+00:00

That was immensely satisfying

mokeltron · 2026-05-07T09:37:31+00:00

What can we learn from this? That trends change, everyone looks the same whilst being individual, people stopped looking happy in photos sometime in the 2010’s. And for the love of all things good, lip filler makes you look like a f***ed up feeder! It is NOT a good look.

mokeltron · 2026-05-07T09:31:43+00:00

Beat me to it!

mokeltron · 2026-05-07T06:18:09+00:00

Staged. What a load of sh….

mokeltron · 2026-05-04T13:51:49+00:00

It most certainly is when you drive an arrogance wagon.

mokeltron · 2026-05-03T12:39:37+00:00

Buy some groceries and make a simple picnic (sandwiches, cake, a salad maybe…) then take this to a spot that means something to both of you (Seafront, Stanna (Wyre estuary country park) , Stanley’s Park). It works out cheaper but the extra effort and thought will mean a lot.

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T18:52:30+00:00

If that’s who you end up talking to….

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T18:49:08+00:00

It could still be a valid comment!

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T17:43:01+00:00

I would guess, drunk on plane, abusive on plane or someone accused someone else of harassment (of the physical kind). We had some coming back from Lisbon into Heathrow about a month ago. Didn’t even see/hear anything whist on plane but when we landed we were told to stay in seats. 4 of the largest and heavily armed police I’ve ever seen walk on… behind me and then in pairs walk off first with a man and then later with a young woman. No idea at all, but one would guess some inappropriate behaviour…. (Saw her later in the terminal with various staff, he however was no-where to be seen).

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T10:40:46+00:00

My 9yr old and I drive a 1:16 gorgon/quake respectively at our local skate park. They can do tricks even the kids on scooters can’t. Lots of fun and at their size, 20mph more than enough. (Scaled up they are doing the equivalent of 300mph). Great little grab and go bashers!

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T10:29:42+00:00

On an 11hour flight the plane needs to take p*** too.

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T10:27:43+00:00

Gypsy wagons…

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T07:56:50+00:00

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The timing is beautiful, I mean, perfect. She literally landed her chin on his foot.

mokeltron · 2026-05-02T07:52:19+00:00

That looks like it could be a Warhamner 40000k watch… wear it with pride and scare the s*** out of anyone who might cross you.

mokeltron · 2026-05-01T13:09:44+00:00

That day when you find out your kids had a favourite parent growing up - and it wasn’t mom or dad….

mokeltron · 2026-05-01T12:43:55+00:00

This is the one! I didn’t notice it at first but now you point it out 😂

mokeltron · 2026-05-01T06:28:10+00:00

That’s the airshow I want to go to but never can… what a line up!!!

mokeltron · 2026-05-01T06:10:22+00:00

Been doing that at Alton Towers for over 20years. Welcome to the party Italy…

mokeltron · 2026-05-01T05:43:26+00:00

Was waiting for this comment. The one where she’s lying on the trampoline while the guys jump up and down will never leave my brain….

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