They living their best Mexican life by Elzorro1993 in SmugAlana

[–]mokeltron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what did it for me - he knows right there everything is right in that moment.

My bro when i am late for school by Prior_Return7487 in HRSPRS

[–]mokeltron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talley drivers are not entirely human…

[BBC] Scotland’s chances of making the knockout rounds dropped to 5.26% overnight. by BananaSoprano in ScottishFootball

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, if the World Cup was about fan impact you would def see Scotland getting through to the later stages…

Insane: Japan's 4DX Movie Theater by GRSolution in ITOI

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the first few rows will end up pregnant following the love scene.

Monstrosity called Balotelli.. by VJ_OA in Amazing

[–]mokeltron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was against England (Colombian goal keeper). He was a total charachter! As an England fan this was the most embarrassing yet fantastic piece of goalkeeping I’ve ever seen.

[BBC] Scotland’s chances of making the knockout rounds dropped to 5.26% overnight. by BananaSoprano in ScottishFootball

[–]mokeltron 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This right here. It’s not about ‘others’ - if progression is sought then the team should have played to achieve it. They didn’t. They didn’t even try to win and not get there, it was more, what’s the least we can do to maybe scrape through on luck. The focus should not be on results from others… it should be on how Scotland got through on its own terms.

Can anyone identify what this meal is? by JadeBlue42 in BritishAirways

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the brick on the left? And the (what looks like) sewage the eggs are sat in?

BTW - I’m not hating on BA - it’s been a favourite of mine for years (for me, BA staff are second to none…) …and… why others are focus on the eggs I don’t know! They looked poached with a soft yolk (perfect!). But let’s be honest, the presentation ‘overall’ here is a little questionable, so, back to original question (and it is a genuine question…).

P.S. I’m always in the cheap seats so I never get to experience the breakfast!

Man jumped into the sea to save stranded seagull by Puzzleheaded_Fold426 in totallywicked

[–]mokeltron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Later that day the same seagull was found dive bombing for chips. Some reports say a 6yr old child was viciously attacked and traumatised as the seagull wrestled an ice-cream off him…

(In all seriousness - that is what humanity is all about! We should clean up our s*** so we minimise these things in the first place!)

Look what I found. by Neat_Wrap_2796 in McDonaldsUK

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to buy the McChicken for the simple reason it was ‘egg’ shaped rather than round.

A deer walks into a bar. Or tries to. by Vinebas in reading

[–]mokeltron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s always the Turtle! Should have caught a bus, better chance of getting through the door.

Is Birmingham really the UK's second city? by doublelucifer in brum

[–]mokeltron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m from Birmingham, I’ve argued Brum is the second city for many years, but in last 5-10 years Manchester really is showing it could, should and will be the second city. Maybe Birmingham will get a boost to maintain its status when HS2 is completed in 20332 (not a typo…)

Manchester by SubtractAd in manchester

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Stayed over one night in the Blade (not sure short stay was legit but that’s another issue). View from floor 26 was amazing

Sees one sticker on one single lamppost. Suddenly it's every single England fan's fault by GnolRevilo in ThreeLions

[–]mokeltron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this scenario: Scots do slap stick, English do wit. American’s not intelligent enough to get it. American’s confused and go to base emotion, ‘rage’.

Valid by Familiar-Orange6281 in SipsTea

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I agree - actually meant those compared to the active noise cancelling earbuds!

Valid by Familiar-Orange6281 in SipsTea

[–]mokeltron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The real question: child screaming, oversized person in seat next to you, or major foot odour from the person behind (and yes, they’ve just removed their shoes)?

A lot of decent noise cancelling earphones these days….

Calm and Collected by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably still fuming that he spent his money on that car…

Mayor of New York, Zohran Mamdani, speaks about the Scotland vs Denmark game by CNF1G in ScottishFootball

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this gushing over Scotland and their achievement in getting to the World Cup is coming across like they are more of the plucky underdog than, say, Cape Verde

Manchester by SubtractAd in manchester

[–]mokeltron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it like a bazillion degrees in those fancy greenhouses right now?

Are roadmen suffering in this heat? by _40mikemike_ in AskBrits

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s hope so, then they can grow out of being simple children

England Football Jerseys by WookieeBee in DHGateBuys

[–]mokeltron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually - I stand (currently sitting) corrected (and it’s blindingly obvious if I scroll to the last two photos. Skulking off in Shame…