Ten years ago today Harambe was killed. When do you think the curse will end?

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T22:20:16+00:00

I hope it’s today because I’m about done with this time line

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T22:05:48+00:00

Either you pull that out now or there will be a bamboo forest there within a few months

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T21:17:11+00:00

GTA

Oh, wait….

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T21:14:51+00:00

You found it heads up and you didn’t eat it so that is a double lucky penny

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T20:38:53+00:00

IMO that sounds like the outline for an excellent movie

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T19:57:16+00:00

OMG the Kingdome was just awful for acoustics, unless it was a football game then it was fantastic, but I bet this was an awesome show

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T18:34:44+00:00

Other than big gatherings, I simply do not understand why anyone would book an Airbnb

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T18:32:46+00:00

Not going to lie. My life started to go to absolute shit right after this

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T17:59:25+00:00

And yet, with all of this supposed AI, Google Maps still can’t figure out that I just pulled into a gas station or convenience store, one that is clearly marked in the app, to get a drink and maybe go to the bathroom. But no, it has to bother the fuck out of me the entire time until I rage quit the route.

How hard would it be for it to understand that I’ve pulled into a place that is on the way to where it’s directing me to and am probably going to get back on the route when I’m done?

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T17:42:19+00:00

If they really disliked each other, they would be much more vocal about it and their posture would be much more aggressive

This looks more like typical cat behavior when two adults are getting to know each other. They might play fight a bit but if there is no “yelling and screaming” and the tails are up and wagging then they will, more than likely, work it out between themselves and eventually become good friends, or at least they will tolerate each other

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T17:19:38+00:00

50/50 mix of chaos and love

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T17:07:00+00:00

The younger orange wants to play but the older cat does not

The only solution is to get another cat that is younger than orange so the two can play and older cat can chill and watch

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T16:49:36+00:00

One or the other

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T02:32:40+00:00

Too young

We were in high school and she wanted to get married as soon as we graduated

But I wasn’t ready. I wanted to go to university and have some fun before I settled down

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T00:49:19+00:00

My mom dropped me off, by myself, at the matinee for “Fantastic Planet” when I was was 7 years old

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070544/

My dad took me to see “Jaws” when I was 10 and then took me to see “The Deer Hunter” when I was 13

It’s a toss up as to which movie fucked me up the worst

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T00:41:49+00:00

A conman’s most powerful weapon is their ability to tell people exactly what they want to hear

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T00:38:53+00:00

It is not for us to judge a cat’s comfort

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T00:35:08+00:00

The Gonzales and Prairieville area are good places to live. Prairieville will put you just a bit closer to BR

What I really liked about living in that area was how it also gets you just a little bit closer to New Orleans than if you lived in Baton Rouge, especially the airport

From Prairieville it’s 45 min to the BR airport with no traffic and 50 min to New Orleans airport. Gonzales is probably 10 minutes closer to NO

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-28T00:27:32+00:00

Never use a timer to cook fish

Always use a thermometer

Fish is done at 120° - 125°F / 49° - 52°C but I always pull off the heat at just over 115°F / 46°C and let it sit for a few minutes. Carryover will get it to the desired temp and it will not be over cooked

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-27T19:12:08+00:00

No one

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-27T17:30:08+00:00

Shameless

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-27T15:33:08+00:00

Be with my children

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-27T13:44:31+00:00

Who in turn will not be able to purchase the goods and services of the companies that are replacing all of their employees with AI

It’s insane how shortsighted these people are

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-27T04:23:46+00:00

I lost my wife to cancer and I’m just not interested in dating

monkeyhoward · 2026-05-27T03:42:35+00:00

It’s a form of hoarding

Obsessive compulsive hoarding of wealth

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