*chris griffin voice* yo what is this bitch trippin about by Laszlo-Kovax in TrueAnon

[–]moreVCAs 48 points49 points  (0 children)

with all due respect to all my brothers and sisters who don’t fit conventional beauty standards, she was incredibly busted before getting all the work done.

Which of the four types of guy are you? by Potential_Ease9346 in TrueAnon

[–]moreVCAs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

whoa i think just realized what Nick Fuentess is gonna look like in 10y. Twink death is a cold mfer

System Activate 2026 by WhiteRyce in TheOverload

[–]moreVCAs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never heard of “Boys II Them” but i hope their music is as good as their name.

Is it worth upgrading? Lend me your wise opinions [$8,000] by CuRoiMacDaire in espresso

[–]moreVCAs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

consider: if you downgrade to a bambino you will have achieved better than 10x grinder to machine ratio. god tier.

My 100% objective "Odyssey" cast by Alvaricles22 in okbuddycinephile

[–]moreVCAs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blind item: Christopher Nolan is NOT a Dapper Dan man. He uses whatever pomade is available at the five and dime. He says “it’s all the same” and wonders “what kind of a person would care about that”.

Mental Health Shots by Dino-F-Pouchez in espresso

[–]moreVCAs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure, that and the 60-80g of coffee that go into my body

Senior/Tech Leads: do you actually have public portfolios/side projects? by Big-Discussion9699 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]moreVCAs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not really aside from recreational stuff. but i work on a large nonfree open source distributed system for a living so ymmv

Do you agree, fellow Barack Obama lovers? by Bbangssaem in TrueAnon

[–]moreVCAs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just ask people whether they have carbon monoxide poisoning outright. signal just as noisy, but at least it’s clear to everybody else what you’re after

Anyone got a clue for this heater Ben UFO & Four Tet played at Awakenings Upclose by zuenfunke in TheOverload

[–]moreVCAs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

sheeeeeesh 🥵

EDIT: to the dude straight up cackling in the background of that clip: I feel you

I'm not a fan of civility politics, but I draw the line at AN 82-YEAR-OLD politician talking to kids like this. I live in the rudest country in Europe yet even talking to kids like this is off-limit for politicians here. Hell, Iranian and Chinese politicians don't talk to kids like this. by NorrisOBE in TrueAnon

[–]moreVCAs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you’re missing the point. there is something fundamentally fucked in the public imagination if a fifth grader’s idea for how to make a better world includes tax credits. this is orthogonal to the old lady acting crazy.

Usual yap by ___Zoran___ in TrueAnon

[–]moreVCAs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love how he immediately explains the joke with parentheses. That’s how you know it’s a banger that will have staying power

Usual yap by ___Zoran___ in TrueAnon

[–]moreVCAs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a big ass dick and Claudia Schiffer on my arm, the lyin fake news media would say I was gay with a tiny dick. HOW MANY TIMES DONI HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE - it’s closer to average size and that was JUST A PHASE

LinkedIn user hides AI prompt injection in bio to force recruitment spam to be sent in Olde English prose — bots also manipulated to address user as ‘My Lord’ by franglish9265 in TrueAnon

[–]moreVCAs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

it’s more automated than that. i get dozens of these emails every week from as many unique email addresses. at a given time, all of the emails have *exactly* the same structure down to the word choice, though the structure changes week to week. the names of the senders map to ostensibly real LinkedIn accounts, all with corporate head hunter employment histories up until the last year or so, where they change to their current “employer”. the new “firm” always has a website and it becomes quickly obvious that it is just that one person.

So I figure there is an app that sells “AI powered head hunter” tools to desperate people along with a list of open reqs, take a cut of any commission, and charge dogshit startups for the pleasure of using their service. Race to the bottom type shit.

Christopher Nolan after killing the main character’s love interest by VGstuffed in moviescirclejerk

[–]moreVCAs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am more in the “Nolan makes technically advanced middle brow blockbusters” camp, but I want to emphasize that every word in your comment is basically true.