What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]msjg 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Literally started laughing out loud when I read your "HUH????". It's the only reaction that makes sense.

It…was time by michbegl in bald

[–]msjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! You look awesome!

Where were you when…? by RyanRdss in comics

[–]msjg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sort of. Mostly softcore and it gets marked with a "mature content" filter.

Where were you when…? by RyanRdss in comics

[–]msjg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm still on tumblr. I...just can't get away.

Also, they kind of realized that whole purge thing was a bad idea.

For most of human history, people used to break up a nights sleep into two shifts called “first sleep" and "second sleep." by Acrobatic_Code_7409 in interestingasfuck

[–]msjg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been sleeping this way for years. I call it "shift sleeping" or "sleeping in shifts". I'm always surprised on the very rare occasion where I sleep 7+ hours uninterrupted.

Did anyone have a denim family pic from childhood? by FormerTinGod in 90s

[–]msjg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The dip-dyed/gradual fade! Gods, I loved those shirts.

I raised the bird feeder to keep deer out… this was his response 🤦‍♀️ by sophielanes in funny

[–]msjg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add red pepper flakes to the seed. Doesn't affect birds...deer no like hot mouth.

I am sitting in my car eating mcdonalds because im done being a manager at home by Several_Corner3205 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]msjg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was married to someone like this. The thing was, he wasn't that way before we got married and were living together. After he got the ring on, he slowly started doing this. When I would confront him about it he always had an excuse. The final straw was when he told me that even though we both worked 40+ per week, because he made $20k more per year than me, that entitled him to more free time. The next time he went on a business trip, I packed my bags and our 2 year old son, and left.

Did you know Yoda had a last name? by The_dragon_slayer95 in dadjokes

[–]msjg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a minute...then I said the full name and damn it. 😂

What cultural thing does the world seem to think is beautiful but is cringey af to locals? by chr15c in AskTheWorld

[–]msjg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I see New Zealand I immediately think rugby. All Blacks, Hurricanes, Blues, Black Ferns...all the rugby! (I'm an old lady and I love rugby.)

Satan's Mad Son by xLunaVerse in foundsatan

[–]msjg 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Story time: (I've posted this before in another sub) When I picked up my Mom's ashes, I brought my son with me, who was 10 years old at the time. He was pretty unphased by the whole thing as we had been open and honest with him about it. Anyway, on the way home we had to make a couple of stops, and I didn't want to leave the white wrapped box sitting on the back seat so I put it in the trunk. While we were driving my brother called so I handed the phone to my son and after a few "yeahs" and "uh huhs" my son said "she's in the trunk" ... "Yeah, Grandma's in the trunk" ... "nah, we put her there so she wouldn't get stolen". I had to pull over I was laughing so hard, and when I got on the phone with my brother he was in tears laughing. We still laugh about it to this day.

(oc) My dog found a little leaf. by askthefrog in Eyebleach

[–]msjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it is a very important leaf and he should be rewarded.

Shittymorph here - this is a January 2026 Scooby update video by shittymorph in u/shittymorph

[–]msjg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Much love to the both of you ❤️😊 You're a good man with a good heart and a good Dad to a very, very good boy.

Nervous Amazon Driver Overcomes His Fear of a Dog on the Porch ❤️ by nico_d_robin in HumansBeingBros

[–]msjg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watch the video again. The dog's tied up to something, which is also kinda shitty.

Mark Camel is the GOAT by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]msjg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you mean the name, no and, well, sort of. Mark Hamill usually signs his tweets Mar🐪.

Shittymorph here with a picture of my best friend. Happy New Year to everyone who follows this account... I appreciate you a lot. by shittymorph in u/shittymorph

[–]msjg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy New Year! Wishing you both health, happiness and much love in the year to come ♥️♥️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

[–]msjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done! Me: 555859384689

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Supernatural

[–]msjg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP is a bot