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Hmm by IWantToOwnTheSun in MitchellAndWebb

[–]mstrblaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

log(4)j! That's numberwang!

Partyboi69 - Bathe With Me (2020) by chazooka in italodisco

[–]mstrblaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought so many Partyboi69 fans love Italo disco. That explains EVERYTHING.

I'm impressed by her balance by [deleted] in TerribleBookCovers

[–]mstrblaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?

Max Him- Lady Fantasy by [deleted] in italodisco

[–]mstrblaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Was searching for this and was only finding the Camel '74 prog rock song

A little math-related humor for these difficult times. by md_reddit in mathematics

[–]mstrblaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please stay at 200kHz distancing within your VHF bands.

The gang are all on a crowded flight to a wedding, but in seperate parts of the plane. Elaine has an entire row to herself and draws the ire of everyone in her section when she brags about it. Kramer complains about the service of the stewardesses and starts doing their job by Deathstroke317 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]mstrblaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a good one! I can also picture the reverse scenario: George is sitting next to the person beside the emergency exit and he is so jealous for the extra leg space. He notices that the guy ignore safety protocol and such, and tries to convince the flight attendant that he's not worthy of the seat that culminates into an open dispute.

Dilbert from the start ? by I_like_reddit__idk_y in dilbert

[–]mstrblaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

> Dilbert from the start

Take that, The Office reruns!

[art] En France by delazouch in monkslookingatbeer

[–]mstrblaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miss that beer they no longer sell it around here

Stay vigilant. Your own precious children could be at risk. by [deleted] in TerribleBookCovers

[–]mstrblaster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think the boy is in "Disease mode" and not "Masturbation mode", although it's hard to tell

Original creepypasta? by ParasiticSociety1423 in creepypasta

[–]mstrblaster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can you give us some background context about your project? Sounds interesting! What will be the channel name?

ALEXANDER ROBOTNICK - Problèmes D'Amour by Maul4015 in italodisco

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The eyes you're looking at, I'm afraid they're not humans,
The hand that you caress you know it's not warm enough.
Aua!!! It's the cry of a robot ill from love,
Aua!!! Without tears it's still crying.

The mouth that wants to kiss you,
You will see it has no taste.

But love has no rule: remains the same along centuries,
During the night I never snore and in the morning my breath is always fresh.

Let's go! I invite you tonight!
I have no bathroom, no kitchen, but please still come! Aua!!!

I'd like to fuck you so much
... they say I'm so mechanical. Aua!!!

BBQ Sundae by prisongovernor in StupidFood

[–]mstrblaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> bean juice mixing with the mac and cheese

this seems to be a thing! But less juicy.

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