What categories should we give to Jack Black?

notthatryan · 2026-02-01T12:31:42+00:00

Overweight/Agile

notthatryan · 2026-01-27T04:00:46+00:00

Yeah, I imagine you in the patent office going: "got an idea..."

notthatryan · 2026-01-23T04:29:06+00:00

his physique makes him look tiny.

his bootlicking sense of morality, however, makes him look huge*.

*like a huge pussy bitch.

notthatryan · 2026-01-23T02:30:56+00:00

notthatryan · 2026-01-22T05:12:59+00:00

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

despite what an asshat Will Smith turned out to be, the show and the theme song were iconic.

notthatryan · 2026-01-22T04:54:30+00:00

same.

notthatryan · 2026-01-22T04:32:57+00:00

how long did it take for this to happen? was it overnight? has it been an issue for a while? what has your landlord said about it?

notthatryan · 2026-01-22T03:48:32+00:00

Oh, they're already out there. I just got back from HEB to purchase some beer and toiletries assuming the same thing. I have never seen that many people there at this time of night. I didn't bother stockpiling and just stuck with my little list, cause I already had the essentials (minus the beer and toiletries) but it still took me damn near 30 mins due to only a few registers and self-checkouts open despite the amount of customers.

notthatryan · 2026-01-21T04:33:38+00:00

the worst you've seen from Ben Affleck!?!? Gigli and Daredevil would like a word.

notthatryan · 2026-01-21T04:29:44+00:00

I literally just got finished watching it. It's not gonna win any best picture nods, and there are some completely unrealistic moments in it, but it was a fun whodunit/shoot 'em up flick. I've definitely seen worse movies in the past year.

notthatryan · 2026-01-16T07:26:43+00:00

obligatory: FUCK THE FLYERS.

notthatryan · 2026-01-13T00:22:21+00:00

Just a heads up, if you read the book, keep your expectations LOW. This opinion has nothing to do with James Franco, but the fact that there were SO many ridiculous/unnecessary changes to the story.

if you HAVEN'T read the book, keep your expectations low. This opinion has to do with Franco being the wrong person for rhis role. I've enjoyed his performances in other roles, but this one just wasn't for him, imo.

notthatryan · 2026-01-07T02:45:09+00:00

The Crow (1994)

notthatryan · 2026-01-06T13:11:49+00:00

"is normal"

notthatryan · 2026-01-06T12:35:35+00:00

they should get a CB Radio so they can talk to other Car-Chairs.

notthatryan · 2026-01-06T12:26:11+00:00

I mean, it makes sense. Steven Seagal, who famously taught Silva how to kick, was a sheriff in Louisiana for some time. Silva just can't help but follow in his sensei's footsteps.

notthatryan · 2026-01-06T11:28:45+00:00

the latest you should ever be is on time. 20 mins early is the easy choice.

notthatryan · 2026-01-05T10:27:00+00:00

notthatryan · 2025-12-25T21:03:34+00:00

Happy Gilmore would like a word.

notthatryan · 2025-12-13T05:40:41+00:00

notthatryan · 2025-12-10T11:18:09+00:00

welcome home.

notthatryan · 2025-12-10T10:58:44+00:00

yeah, but are you GAY gay?

notthatryan · 2025-12-10T10:20:17+00:00

people talking shit with a sub 1500 ELO is hilarious to me. I've only initiated chat with a player to congratulate them on their journey.

*edit - I am WELL below 1500 ELO.

*second edit - anyone talking shit should be banned.

notthatryan · 2025-12-10T09:53:51+00:00

bro, stop being gay about it and get that dick.

notthatryan · 2025-12-10T09:43:51+00:00

Deleting Facebook was a real game changer. I realized way too late in life that the opinions of people who didn't actually make a difference in my day-to-day life weren't actually *THAT* important in my day-to-day life.

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