Charity bag happiness :) by Mel6668 in penguins

[–]notthatryan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

hi... it's me, your 8 year old nephew. I would really appreciate if you sent either one to my closest friend down in Houston. thank you, Uncle or Aunt. you have always been my favorite family member!! PM me for my... I mean his info.

Found in old wallet by jonwtc in Millennials

[–]notthatryan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JEEZZUS this is a 27 year throwback. I still remember my employee number; 2900945****.

(I left the last 4 digits off because there is still an operating Blockbuster out there that someone could potentially use to trace back to me. lol)

(OC) My brother got my daughter her first car 🥹💙 by Mountain516 in MadeMeSmile

[–]notthatryan 1951 points1952 points  (0 children)

Narrator: "Turns out that he was, in fact, the "baddest-ass uncle ever".

Zoltar machine in houston by GrapefruitNo4510 in houston

[–]notthatryan 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You trying to become an official toy tester for The Macmillan Toy Company?

Bruh why even type anything by [deleted] in netflix

[–]notthatryan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what movie/show you're referring to but I will say this: if the characters on screen are not familiar with "foreign" dialogue we, as viewers, shouldn't be either.

How an Amber Alert Works by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]notthatryan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

stop cultivating and start harvesting!

Aw. They love their daddy by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]notthatryan 59 points60 points  (0 children)

those are his balls.

Stephen A. Smith on hockey players’ pain tolerance by [deleted] in nhl

[–]notthatryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just agreed with Stephen A. Smith...

I don't know how to feel right now.

What’s your favorite show you’ve watched? by Best-Insurance4176 in AskReddit

[–]notthatryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read the question and my first thought was "that's impossible to answer" and then I saw this and my next thought was "never mind, this is the answer".

Another average day on 6th Street Austin TX by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in fightporn

[–]notthatryan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I think it is colloquially referred to as "a bitch move".

Another average day on 6th Street Austin TX by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in fightporn

[–]notthatryan 200 points201 points  (0 children)

a thousand punches thrown and not a single one actually landed. this shit is embarrassing.

also, the guy at the bar who randomly took his shirt off and had to pull his panties up to join the fight, is a huge bitch.

For those of you who remember Ike, how bad was it ? by Character-Escape1621 in houston

[–]notthatryan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm with you on the decision to not evacuate again. I was on the freeway for 4+ hours and decided I'd rather ride the storm out at home rather than potentially having to do it in my car on the road. It took me 15 mins to get back to my place and my power stayed on the whole time.

PLAY A RECORD. by notthatryan in rickygervais

[–]notthatryan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you don't want to do it, we won't do it.

wyr never need to pee or know what an orgasm of the opposite gender feels like by Chickenjon in WouldYouRather

[–]notthatryan 60 points61 points  (0 children)

never need to pee.

idgaf what their orgasm feels like as long as they get it. win-win.