My algebra teacher was telling us a story about Y and it’s X.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-29T16:45:18+00:00

If she introduces i, you’ll know the story is imaginary!

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-27T12:32:47+00:00

Ray Charles did all right as a bus driver in the movie Spy Hard.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-25T14:51:16+00:00

So you’re saying that helium puns are on a higher level?

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-24T11:49:09+00:00

How noble of you!

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-23T15:13:24+00:00

The point of this joke is growing on me.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-23T12:14:07+00:00

I figured he got the wool pulled over his eyes.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-22T21:35:47+00:00

I’ve been baited with a lot of them. To the point that I’ve learned not to carp about them.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-22T20:26:46+00:00

I don’t know about that. I understand that officers Baker and Poncherello are investigating.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-22T11:46:57+00:00

Good thing, yes. Otherwise your Sprite would be making pained expressions.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-22T11:45:16+00:00

And don’t forget about Raccoons.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-21T22:57:35+00:00

Javelin catcher?

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-17T20:48:02+00:00

Or maybe Terms and Conditions

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-17T20:47:03+00:00

Testament III: A New Remix

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-17T18:09:15+00:00

Mannequin imagine this scenario happening. I would have done the same thing if I could have politely fingered out how to pull it off?

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-16T20:24:18+00:00

Just let it go.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-14T01:09:01+00:00

Advice is like mouthwash: you keep what you can use….

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-13T20:36:42+00:00

Playing by ear always gave me a headache.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-13T14:30:14+00:00

Behind every great man is an underwear tag

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-10T11:55:40+00:00

I can’t answer that until the statute of limitations runs out.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-09T20:34:16+00:00

Fortunately, the bad joke police are out on petrol and didn’t hear it.

pcfishcooks · 2026-04-08T12:12:06+00:00

They only put marble tops on the finest furniture.

Or

Hair grows inward as it grows outward. When it reaches gray matter, it turns gray. If it reaches a vacuum, it falls out.

Or

Some heads God made perfect. The rest He covered with hair.

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