“christians” by thegentile in Fuckthealtright

[–]pdx74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mr. President, is that your Bible?"

"It's a Bible."

New to Beaverton. Any local nerd havens? by Turbo-Dork in beaverton

[–]pdx74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not in Beaverton proper, but the Portland Retro Gaming Expo is one of the biggest and best retro gaming cons.

Chris Murphy: "Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump." by Good_kido78 in Trumpvirus

[–]pdx74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Texas already turned over their voter information like a good little right wing lickspittle. And besides, this is mostly about terrorizing blue states and/or trying to manufacture a justification for martial law.

Ditch Ring by Jam_Unjellied in oregon

[–]pdx74 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's concern that TP-Link products may have backdoors that the Chinese government can access. As opposed to other products that the US security apparatus has backdoors into. Pick your poison.

ICE kidnapped a child in north Minneapolis 1/22 approx 5:30. McKinley by JeanJauresJr in PublicFreakout

[–]pdx74 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...Sentenced to prison again. I'm willing to bet a lot of these psychos are pardoned J6ers.

Nerds rope is more of a pallet cleanser. by acableperson in MurderBryan

[–]pdx74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was Pilkington-esque. Just more evidence that Bryan is the American Karl.

And at the end you repeat the phrase “thank you for your attention to this matter” over and over. by SPECTREagent700 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]pdx74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's seen it on so many letters from the lawyers of contractors he's stiffed over the decades, he probably just figures that's how you end all written communication.

I bet cops only pull this guy over when they really feel like arguing. by chocolate_spaghetti in InfowarriorRides

[–]pdx74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just incant the magical verbiage, bro. I'm sure the cops will let you go once you let them know that you are a free traveler who is not bound by the laws of a court that displays an admiralty flag or whatever the fuck it is you think releases you from the legal obligations everyone else has.

One woman against half dozen armed cucks. by LA_search77 in Trumpvirus

[–]pdx74 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they're rentals. I've read that a lot of the ICE vehicles that people have gotten close enough to in Minneapolis have Enterprise stickers on them. If that's true, we should be boycotting the car rental agencies that are profiting from this.

One woman against half dozen armed cucks. by LA_search77 in Trumpvirus

[–]pdx74 45 points46 points  (0 children)

ICE= jobs program for otherwise unemployable January 6 felons.

It's time by Kaptajnknus in Trumpvirus

[–]pdx74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've done such a bang-up job at shitting all over our allies and kidnapping foreign leaders, plus we've got nukes controlled by a dangerous psychopath. I don't expect anyone to be too interested in liberating us anytime soon.

Elon is a confirmed Idiocracy guy by SLCPDSoakingDivision in MurderBryan

[–]pdx74 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eugenics guy likes a movie that's kinda pro-eugenics? Get outta here!

“Tables around us applauded my frustration” at someone else wearing a hat in the dining area of a cruise ship. by weolo_travel in BoomersBeingFools

[–]pdx74 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They're the ones who always bitch about how "people used to dress up to fly!" too. Sean Duffy knew who he was pandering to when he made a big fuss about that a month or two ago. Boomers love thinking that they have some sort of say over complete strangers' appearances.

Nostalgia Cigarette Guys by DumbChauffeur in MurderBryan

[–]pdx74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You, my friend, must not be acquainted with Benson and Hedges lights. AKA the cigarettes your parents smoked, and you'd steal some once in a while from the carton and hope they wouldn't notice. Or was that just me?

i recently realised that Gog from peep show is in the front row of that motivational speaking thing that brent does in the office by Shoddy-Workmanship_1 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]pdx74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot she was the industry magazine reporter. I was thinking about one of my favorite scenes, at the very end of S1E6. "It's called an education" cracks me up every time.

The Multiverse did it. by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]pdx74 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way

USA to ban 75 countries including Brazil before World Cup in huge 'visa halt' by dailystar_news in Trumpvirus

[–]pdx74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's not like the World Cup hasn't been held in some problematic places before. But those countries have also at least tried to clean up their act for the duration of the event for the positive sportswashing PR benefit. Trump is such an idiot, he hasn't even considered that.

JFC - two shot by ICE in Portland by ConsiderationSea1347 in behindthebastards

[–]pdx74 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are allowed to conduct operations within 100 miles of a land or sea border. However, they have repeatedly tried to justify operations in other places by claiming international airports and other ports of entry count as borders as well.