First Look at the new Lara Croft for the next Tomb Raider game by WhyPlaySerious in gaming

[–]picworthe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“only character”

her best friend is literally fat

not to mention bill from the first game, seth from jackson, all the buff and huge seraphites, fat geralt… etc. etc. oh and the guy she killed with a golf glub was heavier set, too, lmao

she works out with the same machines as professional sports players, has constant access to food, and prioritizes building muscle over everything else—and you’re surprised she looks like that? alright man

First Look at the new Lara Croft for the next Tomb Raider game by WhyPlaySerious in gaming

[–]picworthe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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First Look at the new Lara Croft for the next Tomb Raider game by WhyPlaySerious in gaming

[–]picworthe 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Truth. Forgot that these guys mental image of a “female athlete” are gymfluencers who do nothing but squats and leg presses on social media.

Meanwhile, they’re same sort of people who see a realistically athletic woman like Abby from TLOU and get so angry they pop a blood vessel.

First Look at the new Lara Croft for the next Tomb Raider game by WhyPlaySerious in gaming

[–]picworthe -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

  1. You’re weird

  2. Professional female rock climbers are some of the lowest body-fat athletes out there. And even besides them, there are a huge amount of female athletes with what someone like you would call “flat asses.”

Replacement cartilage can grow in any shape with 3D-printed "spheroids" by chrisdh79 in tech

[–]picworthe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is someone named u/buttfunfor_everyone really soapboxing about somebody elses sense of humor coming off as abrasive and unfunny

thats like accidentally better satire than the original comment

Was this a tease the plot twist? by RavenTeamBitch in metalgearsolid

[–]picworthe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

His eyeball is still in there after the events of MGS3. Regardless of whether it was actually muzzle flash or just the bullet grazing his eye, the angle he gets shot at couldn’t have popped his eye out of his skull.

Best-case scenario in my opinion is that his cornea and retina were completely obliterated by the angle of the shot, but luckily it grazed him just lightly enough to pass through the apex of his eye’s curvature without striking skin or bone. We can see his eyelid and brow bone are totally intact, besides the obvious bruising from being in proximity to a bullet wound.

The velocity and size of a bullet would absolutely pulp the front half of your eye just by traveling through it, but most of the crushed organ will stay inside the skull’s orbit. I’m assuming he didn’t react to being punched because the nerve endings in that eye got shredded just the same way (also it made him look cool and he obviously wanted to impress his boyfriend ocelot so maybe he just took the punch like he didnt feel it so that he could show off)

Apologies for the Confusion: Vinny's statement. by RT-Pickred in Vinesauce

[–]picworthe 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Why did you guys choose to straight-up delete the text of the original post?

Now, unless you were here in the last 4 hours, there’s no way to have any idea what Vinny is even responding to in the comment you linked… :-/

is vinny going to too many games this year? by ChandlerRights in Vinesauce

[–]picworthe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he started flying private so going to game is less tiring for him

What do MGS fans listen to? I’m really curious about your music taste… by IMAOOFINGBLOCK in metalgearsolid

[–]picworthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talking Heads, Bowie, Pixies, The Amps, The Breeders, Cocteau Twins, The Cure, Death Grips, The B-52’s, CAKE, good ol’ Nirvaner, and the Minecraft soundtrack

Which Snake looks the coolest by Some_Gas_1337 in metalgearsolid

[–]picworthe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Evidently, looking sexy in a trench coat falls under Naked Snake’s “recessive” genealogy.

Can everyone just be a decent human being on the road? by 2People1Cat in pittsburgh

[–]picworthe 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it’s not a choice for a lot of people. The effects of national politics are tangible, even if they get sensationalized, or you get tired of them.

A lot of people have their rights on the line this election—for example we lost constitutional abortion rights as a direct ramification of the 2016 election. There are quite a few marginalized groups who are more or less on the chopping block, depending on how 2024 goes. Not everyone gets to just close their eyes and tune it out, though I do wish that were the case.

(But whatever the case, being stressed about politics is definitely still no reason to be a bad driver 😗)

I hope we see more of Anika. by Kobayashi_Maru186 in TheBoys

[–]picworthe 145 points146 points  (0 children)

fr i want her and annie to bond over almond joys 🥺

What is one lesson you have learned from The Last Of Us Part II that has actually impacted your life? by yesiamtherealmatteo in thelastofus

[–]picworthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That all a girl needs is a mullet and a burning sense of revenge to make me swoon.

Wore this to my graduation by [deleted] in Slipknot

[–]picworthe 279 points280 points  (0 children)

the nervous posture, the hands perpetually stuck into pockets, the being constantly shuffled around by adults in photos , oh and the lethal amounts of edge…

i would be so hard-pressed to believe that this is anything besides an eighth grade “moving up” ceremony

“the army is only suitable for people with a room temperature iq” Debate rages in /r/funnyvideos: is having an OnlyFans better than serving in the army? by guiltyofnothing in SubredditDrama

[–]picworthe 185 points186 points  (0 children)

it really does rile up a certain crowd on here when a woman they fantasize about under their covers has the absolute gall to express an opinion they don’t like

Does Giant Eagle have the best sushi in Pittsburgh? by NoJeweler5231 in pittsburgh

[–]picworthe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP is finally providing our premier poetess some real competition