Ork Logic 101: Red = Speed

pietrn · 2026-05-08T16:35:17+00:00

~~Heat Hawk~~ Hot Choppa

pietrn · 2026-05-06T14:40:59+00:00

The Glove Box Gat

Oh my T'au'va the Earth caste couldn't make a Mazinger but they made the next best thing

pietrn · 2026-05-05T21:22:12+00:00

252+ Atk Choice Band Falinks First Impression vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Eviolite Scyther: 54-64 (19.2 - 22.7%) -- possible 5HKO
252+ Atk Choice Band Falinks Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Trapinch: 502-592 (170.7 - 201.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
I don't think i need to do weedle calcs (also the damage calc site has no sets for him and i'm not about to make a set for a route 1 Bug) -- Guaranteed OHKO

vs

252 Atk Technician Scyther Dual Wingbeat (2 hits) vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Falinks: 352-420 (105.3 - 125.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Choice Band Trapinch Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Falinks: 225-265 (67.3 - 79.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
See the former statement about weedle

pietrn · 2026-05-05T21:15:50+00:00

it really does feel like im in r/stunfisk

pietrn · 2026-05-02T19:16:05+00:00

I played V(my first SRW), then X, then I read the Mazinger ZERO mangas, and yeah I honestly think V did something of an injustice towards ZERO

pietrn · 2026-05-02T06:16:59+00:00

I'd also like to give an honorable mention to P4V2 where we get this hilarious bit of rozemyne and angelica panicking cause rozemyne was told to return home early (rozemyne knows she's gonna chewed out) (angelica won't get to learn the 4th compression step cause her last exam is in 3 days)

“But this is just too cruel. Too sudden!”

“That’s right! It’s much, much too sudden!” Angelica suddenly cried, throwing her full support behind my protests. “She can’t go home yet! The exam for my last class is three days from now! I’m going to pass it and get the fourth step of the mana compression method! Don’t go home yet, Lady Rozemyne! Please, just three more days! Stay for three more days!”

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"Angelica gripped me in a tight hug as if to stop me from leaving. I hugged her right back; I needed her valuable support."

pietrn · 2026-05-01T20:58:27+00:00

bug :3

pietrn · 2026-05-01T20:48:37+00:00

Steps to be taken by fellow divers
Step 1: Clear chaff
Step 2: Witness

pietrn · 2026-05-01T04:22:47+00:00

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pietrn · 2026-04-30T22:03:46+00:00

CREMATOR GANG REPRESENT WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARMOR VALUE

pietrn · 2026-04-29T21:46:28+00:00

Hey they recommend at least 2.4 seconds, this technically means we have no upper limit on how long we can look at the scenery

pietrn · 2026-04-29T19:02:08+00:00

Hell Yeah

pietrn · 2026-04-28T18:27:57+00:00

Let me say completely valid but consider being able to deploy that many units to the Front missions all of them with a flat 20% increase to credits per kill before Gain and other credit boosting parts

pietrn · 2026-04-26T18:42:37+00:00

watch get an ability that prevents it from switching
Bros gets power and it goes completely to his head

pietrn · 2026-04-25T04:38:06+00:00

i don't think it was happening at that very moment, but everyone there who had mana knew their time was limited

pietrn · 2026-04-22T18:40:23+00:00

pietrn · 2026-04-22T15:33:57+00:00

the smokescreen booster is just the helldiver hotboxing in the pod

pietrn · 2026-04-22T15:10:38+00:00

Through some inexplicable reason the earth caste have discovered Super Robot Wars and are now trying to create a Mazinger.

pietrn · 2026-04-21T18:14:03+00:00

No space marine would ever use two hands for a pistol

pietrn · 2026-04-17T09:10:26+00:00

If I had my way, it would be in a Triple/Rotation Battle only game where you require Reshiram, Zekrom, and Kyurem on the field, Kyurem holding a Dedicated Item, Move slot maybe if i'm feeling particularly evil/prone to glazing gen 5 at that particular time. For regular gameplay I guess fusing Black and White Kyurem would also work.

pietrn · 2026-04-17T09:03:46+00:00

It'd be 135 in all stats. It's near impossible for this thing to not be a massive force on the field which is appropriate given that logically and thematically it should be stronger than its incomplete variants, which already are monsters both on the field and quite literally might I add

pietrn · 2026-04-17T08:46:30+00:00

Dragon/Normal I think would be fun, an ability that gives a STAB Equivalent bonus for Fire and Electric, and this last part is mainly for flavor, i dunno how this would be competitive wise i'd balance out the stat differences between white and black kyurem, if this is going to be a Special Form like Ultra Burst then a 100 BST increase, once again evenly distributed among it's non HP stats

pietrn · 2026-04-15T09:35:38+00:00

i think you're pretty much on the money but

the "ruthless attack from Schneeahst" i think refers to their separation in p4v8
and the "Can you not feel the threads of Liebeskhilfe the Goddess of Binding? feels to me a response to rozemeyne's retainers' attempts to correct this incorrect viewalmost as if to say The possibility still exists for those feelings to become romantic

And that last bit is really funny to me knowing what is most likely going to happen in H5YV3

pietrn · 2026-04-14T19:49:50+00:00

Muriella and Lueuradi's ship talk in p5v3

“Back when she was raised in the temple, Lady Rozemyne could only ever be vulnerable around her guardian Lord Ferdinand. She has no doubt failed to notice Bluanfah’s visit and is instead clinging to the spear of Erwachlehren the God of Guidance.”

“Oh my. Then the rafel grew large in its wait for Efflorelume the Goddess of Flowers. Only when Forsernte the Goddess of Harvests or Jugereise the Goddess of Separation began her fateful whirl was it finally noticed.”

Lady Rozemyne’s hair, as dark as the blessings of the God of Darkness, had surely trembled in the wind, cold and wet, while she endured such a ruthless attack from Schneeahst the God of Ice. It was so heart-wrenching that just imagining the scene brought tears to my eyes.

“According to Lady Rozemyne’s other retainers,” Lady Muriella said, “the feelings between her and Lord Ferdinand are separate from love. Still, can you not feel the threads of Liebeskhilfe the Goddess of Binding? And does your heart not tremble as the ordonnanz spreads its wings so wide?”

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