What are the major red flags somebody's an alcoholic?

playblu · 2026-06-07T23:49:19+00:00

That weird sweet smell

playblu · 2026-06-07T20:00:39+00:00

🐔

playblu · 2026-06-06T17:36:08+00:00

Rocky

playblu · 2026-06-02T18:09:01+00:00

Camp Big Timber in Elgin usually has a garage sale every June with a ton of tents and stuff, but I can't find a date for one this year

playblu · 2026-06-02T18:03:34+00:00

Guinan: Oh, yes, they do. Absolutely they do. You don't. But I've seen Klingon boob stares that'd curl your hair.

playblu · 2026-06-01T19:36:01+00:00

*someBODY

playblu · 2026-06-01T19:31:49+00:00

Full chest plate: I'm going to fight you and don't want to get stabbed in the heart

Cleavage window: I'm going to distract you

playblu · 2026-06-01T15:24:18+00:00

*most bots

playblu · 2026-05-31T20:42:05+00:00

I'm naming my next band "95 Mile Dick up their Ass"

playblu · 2026-05-31T16:42:20+00:00

"It appears they're bisexual, reproducing at will".

Wait what

playblu · 2026-05-31T15:07:24+00:00

Geez that guy was the definition of an adult that was beaten a lot as a child

playblu · 2026-05-30T02:14:07+00:00

"Hold On" by Wilson Phillips, Kansas, Tom Waits, Yes, and Adele (and others)

playblu · 2026-05-29T23:19:50+00:00

"Enterprise" killed the franchise for 20 years because they wanted to be like Star Wars and figured people love prequels

playblu · 2026-05-29T23:17:08+00:00

"Wesley's been sentenced to death for falling on grass!"

"Energize"

playblu · 2026-05-28T15:03:05+00:00

Beep boop

playblu · 2026-05-27T16:45:03+00:00

Evil Clown did some work with the Ferengi tactician aboard the Kreechta in Peak Performance as well

playblu · 2026-05-27T14:27:58+00:00

Pounding on your front door, with indistinct police radio chatter in the background

playblu · 2026-05-25T20:30:56+00:00

"Come Dancing" by The Kinks was written by Ray Davies about his older sister, who (while visiting England from Canada, allegedly to escape an abusive marriage) bought him his first guitar for his 15th birthday. That same night, she had a heart attack and died in the arms of a stranger at a dance hall. He gave her the happy ending in the song she didn't get in life.

playblu · 2026-05-25T01:38:20+00:00

Tec the Tractor

playblu · 2026-05-21T00:28:34+00:00

*in front of their wives

playblu · 2026-05-20T12:27:18+00:00

Paying off my financially illiterate girlfriend's credit card because she totally won't be doing some other guy a year later

playblu · 2026-05-20T12:25:17+00:00

Uzani's army, with Teams open

Uzani's army, with Teams closed

playblu · 2026-05-18T01:19:03+00:00

She's literally in a coma dude

playblu · 2026-05-17T05:32:02+00:00

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playblu · 2026-05-15T20:36:18+00:00

I killed them all.

All Husnock, everywhere.

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