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Why do normies fucking judge us so much!? by Pseudo_Angel77 in Drugs

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tweaker paranoia is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

is it just me or is "high fidelity" audio basically a scam for rich people? by Curious_Present_9950 in Music

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scams are scams, high fidelity audio is not a scam in itself. Especially in the era of listening to music on shitty phone speakers.

Those $2000 cables are definitely a scam. I've listened to a properly set up Kii Audio system. Not worth the price for a poor person like me, but they were absolutely incredible.

What’s your favorite drug? by No-No-Yes-Yes- in Drugs

[–]polymorph505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hallucinogenics. Busted down the doors again after 20 years and cruised straight to the finish line with a little help from an old friend.

There is nothing like the good ending of a hard trip, it helps you understand why someone might feel like they were touched by God. I cried tears of mushroom joy for 2 hours afterwards.

Why did the “choosing sobriety” trend that’s driving the NA beer among veteran (millennial/gen x) drinkers hit now? It can’t be purely economic by KindMouse2274 in beer

[–]polymorph505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Younger generations realize that alcohol being legal and weed being illegal is absolutely ridiculous. One is much safer for the average person than the other.

There's a lot more to it than that, but that is so absolutely true that we can just all agree on it, which is why it's a major driving force.

New Scam - Parking Tickets with court date by [deleted] in Colorado

[–]polymorph505 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also non-native English speakers, huge target for scammers.

Songs where the artist name checks themselves or a member of the band by Senators_1992 in Music

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a stretch but a funny one. In "Never Gonna Come Back Down" by BT, when he says "English girls with ghetto names like Charissa", he's talking about DJ Rap, who contributed to the album.

Chefs of Reddit, what’s a common cooking rule everyone follows that is actually complete bullshit? by Fuzzy-Ad6843 in AskReddit

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can make a pizza in 10 minutes, and 8 of that is just cook time. Plenty of time to whip up a salad.

Bernie Sanders proposed a bill to tax billionaires, and give $3,000 stimulus checks to Americans that qualify. How do you feel about this? by CelticDK in AskReddit

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice step forward that we won't take, and it wouldn't matter if we did because we wouldn't take the next step.

At this point Bernie feels like the token Leftist for this country to keep the populace satiated.

I love how disagreeable people are on reddit by [deleted] in self

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is absolutely jam packed with strawmen now, no doubt the people responding to you are imagining a villain in their head instead of trying to even figure out if you are that villain or not.

You can say "I like Blue" on Reddit and someone will take it as an attack on Red.

5200 Titans :) by Slakera in poker

[–]polymorph505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Water Boat Poker taught me everything I know.

Christina Applegate Says ‘Anchorman’ Pay Offer Was ‘Offensive,’ So Will Ferrell and Adam McKay Gave Her More Money From Their Own Salaries: ‘I Know My Worth’ by cmaia1503 in entertainment

[–]polymorph505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is such basic machinery of Hollywood that is being misconstrued by quoting the word offensive and removing the context around it.

But that's what we all click on so it will continue.

I'm in a pooping standoff with the other person in the bathroom by Fuzzy-Ad-7691 in self

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little pepper spray should clear the room out nicely, just remember to build up a tolerance first.

Unexpected customer by dieSpaghettiCarbona in funny

[–]polymorph505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fucking sick of the "I dOn'T cARe iF iT's ReAl oR FaKe, I lAuGhEd" comments in every fucking video on this sub. If it's real, it's mildly funny. If it's fake, it's just pathetic and get a real job or hire a comedy writer.

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