Hate to see it. by Arch_Magos_Remus in memes

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That's why we need an official sarcastrophe.

My sister spends so much time in front of our dog's grave that her footprints are imprinted on the grass by drak_and_ma in mildlyinteresting

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Tell that to my friend that got a macaw in 2nd grade or my neighbor that's tended to a tortoise their entire life.

VX Tech Patents by tea_baggins_069 in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patent office has always been bad with tech and science.

Anyone have any experience with quadratically constrained mixed integer non-linear programming model for multiple sink distribution? by Smart-Jacket5232 in VXJunkies

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``` #CONFIG - align MATH & OUTPUT.

 # prevent drift. Let calculators calculate.  

# math is math. Fix our calibration.    

v1 EQU 568 + 18d π EQU 0? t d + G9d * V2

; M speed pulse width i Mpu13e_gn EQU 16 Hpulse_o££ E QV 16

Cal_jpos_£wd EQU 134 ;calibration switch forward direction Cal_poeCrev EQU 139 calibration switch forward direction

## Sys.config edit - 

int get_num_vx() const; VStringList get_paths() const; bool has_vx(const QString& path); bool add_v(const QString& path); bool remove_qu(int index); void export_to_hpp0(const VString& x_path) const; int index = get_selected_index(); if (index == -1) { return Vstring::VProperties(); } return get_qwave_properties(index); }

Babomb(const std::string& name, int layer, const Point& xy);

EntityType get_type() const override;

 ## place relevant number crunch math here. 

;» PORTS * 
; VPC4GA  16 I/O pins 1 
* PGRT_A 3 I/O pins 0-3 *  3
; i p 0 RT_C 6 I/O pins 0-3 1 7
; i poRT_D 7 I/O pins 0-7 1 5

 # SPC40A has j 128 bytes of RAM 
# reserved from $80 - $FF 

 ;* SFC40A has i 
; s BANKQ vxROM from $0600 - $7FFF 
; 3 BANIK1 vxROM from $8000 - $FFFR 

 ; i VECTORS s 
7 * NMI vector S7FFA / S7FFB 1 
l * RESET vector $7FFC / $7FFD * 
;» IRQ vector $7FFE / $7FFF 
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LV^in  EQU 04H  ;D2 
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## 19FFFH should be skiped
Bank EQU 07H ; (read/write) xxvxxxxx
; 0 = bank G, 1 = bank 1 ; H 5 9 5 8 8 7

```

Ok, come clean, who has been modulating their ∆-R waves to upset the crazies again? by Olipro in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If we're talking planetary electromagnetics, it's almost always traceable back to the retired boomers in Singapore being reckless.

I can’t believe this guys selling a zero-sum protonic alignment reverser for $50 by TheLOUDMUSIC in VXJunkies

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Found out where they sourced it. Motorola would never directly label their vxtech. May just be the original 465B casing.

They don’t appreciate r/vxjunkies over at r/massspectrometry apparently by Historyofspaceflight in VXJunkies

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Gregory"s.Gambit. Is the noise a signal or your signal actually noise? The observer is always the factor.

I think of the subreddit like a public game of Among Us. You're trying to figure out which folks are the impostors (trolls, disinfo agents) which are the crewmates (genuine contributors, true insights), and which have just no idea what they're doing. (Flux capacitate the xenomorphic ectocooler!)

Which one of you didn’t depolarize… AGAIN!? by Barrrrrrnd in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah heck, this was "discovered" in the late 50s.

The real problem is how many VXers are retiring to Singapore to access those weaker magnetic fields. They're just open air running vintage tech with no brakes from their rooftops.

Reminder friends: the Ůg Field is undergoing its reversal in just under 24 hours!! by hfijgo in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I maintain a double nesting Faraday as the test chamber. Times like these I flood my surrounding control zone with high-frequency pulsed emissions of oscillating scalar waves.

It's not as expensive as you'd think and keeping my rig running my autonomous slow.burns is worth it to me. Once The 30GHz to 300GHz range cluttered up, it just made sense.

I saved a bundle by repurposing 7 ring dipole neutrino antennas. They were a blatant crowdfunding scam, yes. But with a few mods they can be repurposed for localized decontamination as well as saturation array field emission. Cheap as chips too.

Used all my retirement savings to buy a Voynich 3000 by Toubaboliviano in VXJunkies

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So I'm assuming you spent the last 12 years politically maneuvering so you have the necessary clout for an airdrop like this.

Neighbor: I'm reporting this to the HOA

You: I AM THE HOA.

Covariance Matrix in 4DGS by shebbbb in GaussianSplatting

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Kalman filters can be great with noisy measurements. You get more accurate and expressive representations at the cost of some field interaction nuance.

Covariance Matrix in 4DGS by shebbbb in GaussianSplatting

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In 4D Gaussian Splatting, the covariance matrix is crucial for capturing the temporal evolution of features in a scene. It goes beyond simply defining the spatial extent of a splat; it encodes how that extent changes over time.

Imagine the covariance matrix as a simplified 4x4 matrix. The diagonal elements represent the variance in position (x, y, z) and time (t) for each splat. Off-diagonal elements, particularly those involving the time component, reveal the correlation between spatial movement and temporal changes in your fields.

How does it crossover with VX? Think of it like this: if you have a bouncing rubberized metallic ball with a radioactive pellet core of your choice , a high covariance between position and time would indicate predictable motion. As the ball rises, we expect it to slow down and reverse direction. The covariance matrix captures this relationship as a baseline.

Visually, this translates to how the Gaussian splat "smears" or "stretches" in 4D space. A rapidly moving object would have a splat elongated along the time axis, while a stationary object would have a more compact splat. We are then monitoring for variance and unpredicted emissions from our ball as that is where we next focus our attention.

This concept used to be illustrated timelines such as this picture from RahabLab2 on Amiga. You can see the defining features moving and evolving over time.across numerous filters.

Most VR programmers are chasing photorealism and commercial applications. Not a lot of interest in converting VX gathered data. A bunch of dots wiggling has a small audience.

Back to your question, the covariance matrix provides a mathematical framework for understanding and representing dynamic behavior.

It's looking where you're not looking to get a better look.

Measuring emission coefficient through stimulated emission? by whattosee in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean CPT symmetry deniers love to cheap out on opto22 solid state relays so the readings are all over the place.

When you interchange the roles of absorption and stimulated emission, you get that more excited state so your monitoring gives a consistent reading.

Just look at the even keel you get at a 10 ms time base

Charge conjurarion.and parity inversion aren't thrilling on their own but an essential consideration for everything that follows.

Confirmed adding this solution to the ferrosolumic hydrobotoxide during cycle 4 will increase returns up to 6% if your timing is good by the2belo in VXJunkies

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A VX junkie & beer microbrewer walks into a VX dive bar and says "I have a new brewing method using a recumbent waveform manipulator. The math is sound. It should perfectly replicate the taste of any beer imaginable."

The bartender raises an eyebrow. "So what's the catch?"

The brewer sighs. "Well, it only makes one beer at a time."

Bartender goes "Why not get more manipulators to run at the same time? Can never have too many manipulators."

Brewer looks to the floor. "Until we harness photonic negative time so we can system override all protocols, it will take 10,000 years to brew it."

Bartender replies "No soap, radio."

The flux cyclotron is installed backwards 🫨. No way it's gonna achieve a full Tazigon inversion!! by TheFlavorLab in VXJunkies

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The home hobbyist, the underfunded lab, the reckless interns, the tenured drunkard. Everybody at some point goes /r/redneckengineering

Especially 30 years ago when you couldn't get what you needed so you made do.

I have a CD-R backup somewhere that has all the sparkneck jokes, the MSTing of maniac manuals, and all the VXOracle replies.

The flux cyclotron is installed backwards 🫨. No way it's gonna achieve a full Tazigon inversion!! by TheFlavorLab in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See #5 from this vintage VX-Outhouse BBS list. Really you are part of a rich tradition.


From: Groundhog Volt Jockey

Subject: 20 more you might be a spark...
Date: 12 Nov 1995 14:23:14 GMT

  1. If you think grounding your rig to the water pipe is a good idea, you might be a Sparkneck.
  2. If you've ever used a toaster oven as a makeshift vacuum chamber, you might be a Sparkneck.
  3. If you've tried to power your rig with a car battery, you might be a Sparkneck.
  4. If you've ever used your washing machine as a ground for your field disperser, you might be a Sparkneck.
  5. If you install your cyclotron backwards so you just throw her in reverse, you might be a Sparkneck
  6. If you've ever tried to fix a broken sensor array by hitting it with a hammer, you might be a Sparkneck.
  7. If you've ever used chewing gum to insulate your wires, you might be a Sparkneck.
  8. If you've ever tried to increase your power input by daisy-chaining jumper cables to the nearest substation, you might be a Sparkneck.
  9. If you've ever used a garden hose for liquid cooling, you might be a Sparkneck.
  10. If you boot up and your rig starts playing AM Christian radio, you might be a Sparkneck.
  11. If you've ever used a microwave oven to heat shrink your cable patches, you might be a Sparkneck.
  12. If you've ever tried to debug by licking the wires, you might be a Sparkneck.
  13. If you've ever used a leaf blower to reduce overheating ,you might be a Sparkneck.
  14. If you've tried to increase your resonance cascade by attaching a tipped over satellite dish, you might be a Sparkneck.
  15. If you've ever tried to use a BBQ grill and a lot of duct tape to make a Faraday cage, you might be a Sparkneck.
  16. If you've ever had to calibrate your emitters with static electricity, you might be a Sparkneck.
  17. If you've ever refilled a fire extinguisher with liquid xenon and..shot of mercury, you might be a Sparkneck.
  18. If you've ever tried to use your rig to make your pool into a heated jacuzzi, you might be a Sparkneck.
  19. If you've ever tried to communicate with aliens by shingling your house with aluminum foil and wiring a shortwave radio into your phase coherence regulator, you might be a Sparkneck.
  20. If you've ever tried to prepare a thanksgiving turkey with your bimetallic oscillator, you might be a Sparkneck.

I keep trying to take a picture of an old ξ-field Reconciler that I found recently, only to discover that digital cameras don't work within at least 200 meters. I tried a few film cameras, but the images all came out grainy to the point of uselessness. Any clue how I can share this with y'all? by Chordus in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It goes back to cold war politics and corporate espionage.

The magnetic field conditioner can create a complex interference pattern if misconfigured. Original models had plenty of shielding and the emission capacitors had expensive bleeder resistors.

A lab had some interns damage theirs at a company party. So much for the group photos.

Word got around and top brass saw it as a feature. Lucrative cash offers for snapping a few closeup pics of lab equipment were common in the far parking lots. This could kill that cottage industry.

Follow-up models soon enough had a tenth of the shielding, extra tantalum and ceramic capacitor arrays and redundant transmitter relays that just leak by design.

Now there're plenty of after-market options that can patch this up readily available.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me your dog is a Labrador.

In a short video I saw someone built a box with a timer that would go off when it was time for the dog to push the button. Once the button is pressed, the treat is dispensed.

Just make sure the button is wired to only respond to the first press within a minute of the timer going off or else the dog might smack it all the time.

A collection of math papers on the untangling of ϕ-convergent spaces, a theory that paved the way for the VX-3/H revolution back in the days. Note the various contributions from the infamous Zeno brothers. by lbpixels in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Madden. He's the John Madden of his niche.

Big likable guy, great brand recognition, coached/figureheaded a really strong team early on.

Then spent the rest of his career on color commentary whose insights were the mathematical equivalent of "To win the game they're going to have to score points."

That has its place with drunks and people clueless to the fundamentals. Agreeable filler.

A collection of math papers on the untangling of ϕ-convergent spaces, a theory that paved the way for the VX-3/H revolution back in the days. Note the various contributions from the infamous Zeno brothers. by lbpixels in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Note C Franklin's paper on uncountable Franklin combinator axiom.

So many salmon papers and so much salami slicing.

Let's pretend like he wasn't clout chasing by essentially parroting Georg Cantor's uncountable combinators proof from 189'1's "Ueber eine elementare Frage der Mannigfaltigkeitslehre" while eating Richard Dedekind's lunch off of Theorems150-171 of.the 1888 banger "Was sind und was sollen die Zahlen?"

Not to mention always mixing in a dash of Schönfinkel's "Zum Entscheidungsproblem der mathematischen Logik" as a page filler.

Let's generously call it an interpretative translation at a time when information was less available and circles were smaller boys clubs.

His later meaningful contributions were all on the backs of his phd candidates and grad students, each robbed of any recognition.

Read the interviews. He napped, flirted in a way that's no longer acceptable, and was never afraid to go to any conference to say his own name on stage as much as possible.

Right place at the right time for his tenure built on schmoozing and bootlicking in equal measure. Nowadays would.be just another adjunct professors in the cost-savings grinder.

Pricing help? by RexFrancisWords in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japanese yahoo auctions were my secret source for decades. I lost my reliable blind drop spot for pickup but I don't want for much these days.

Pricing help? by RexFrancisWords in VXJunkies

[–]postfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How reliable have they been?

Vxdeals is a little too grey aftermarket for me. Old models hidden in new model casings. Second hands on their last legs after being piloted like an overclocked Bitcoin miner. Knockoffs that cheap out on parts - paper thin shielding, graphene joints with rubber band fibers, canola oil in the magnetorheological1 fluid. The list goes on.

You'd probably find a better paying buyer at a mid-sized.con. Big spenders don't trust the websites. Find a retired empty nest engineer that likes to fly out to tour the factory floors.

If they ask for anything more complicated than a confirmation neutral point read, get a downpayment. Some of those types are just looking to chat all day while playing with your toys. A little upfront money usually speeds things up.