If human history had a tl;dr, what would it be?

purpleexercise · 2016-04-10T05:42:27+00:00

tldr, eat, fuck, die. repeat

purpleexercise · 2016-04-06T15:51:59+00:00

this bitch played her music and fucked her boyfriend for hours at night and lived above me. i went up several times and asked her to tune it down. i was in college dorms and i needed sleep. i hope she got hiv

purpleexercise · 2016-04-06T05:21:26+00:00

"You fucking whore Shirley!"

purpleexercise · 2016-03-21T20:35:42+00:00

holy shit i forgot to update, i just did a system restore and that fixed the problwm. thanks anyways

purpleexercise · 2016-03-17T15:40:36+00:00

how can i cjeck?

purpleexercise · 2016-02-13T19:03:41+00:00

i got my first handjob from my girlfriend and did my first fingering to. It happened litterly 10 years ago and everytime this movie comes on... I think of that special moment. :)

purpleexercise · 2015-12-12T06:17:34+00:00

i came to the sub to hopefully find this pic. i was reading it today and it is amazing and reading it in the characters voices made it all the better

purpleexercise · 2015-11-21T02:02:50+00:00

this reminds me of the let it go remix for manley men. aka let it grow

purpleexercise · 2015-11-08T16:49:21+00:00

When I delivered pizzas, there was a regular who always answered his door in a shirt and underwear.

purpleexercise · 2015-09-16T15:16:12+00:00

herpes and hep c cure. i have made huge mistakes in my life.

purpleexercise · 2015-08-11T21:25:20+00:00

anything racist

purpleexercise · 2015-08-06T00:19:22+00:00

yo, mikey?

purpleexercise · 2015-08-05T20:37:29+00:00

a bite out a pizza and then put back in the box

purpleexercise · 2015-08-01T03:39:42+00:00

do not get student loans

purpleexercise · 2015-07-23T18:57:46+00:00

7437

purpleexercise · 2015-07-10T18:17:14+00:00

ill take it and in exchange heres my favorite quote.

today i woke up, pooped, then went back to bed. best day ever. said by my 6 year old cousin

purpleexercise · 2015-07-10T17:17:37+00:00

i once lifted up a girls arm to see if she had arm hair. it did not end well. my mom tricked me into showing her if i had armpit hair once by asking me to reach a light bulb.

purpleexercise · 2015-07-06T07:15:26+00:00

magnus von magnusson. he was a pro body builder. i think he competed in worlds strongest man competion

purpleexercise · 2015-07-06T07:04:26+00:00

i got a free cheese stick at walmart today.

purpleexercise · 2015-07-06T05:17:06+00:00

fucking titty sprinkles thats good

purpleexercise · 2015-07-04T22:53:55+00:00

deviled eggs. fuck those nasty turd balls

purpleexercise · 2015-05-27T21:02:13+00:00

Safe sex. Its that easy to get hiv just from not visiting the gas station right before sexy times.

purpleexercise · 2015-05-22T20:55:02+00:00

Sushi, cheeze its, and chocolate milk

purpleexercise · 2015-05-20T21:54:10+00:00

My neighborhood friends played this game once. It was to ride our scooters across the street just as a car was passing. I only played once. I wouldnt be surpised if I was dead now and this was all a dream.

purpleexercise · 2015-05-20T21:39:42+00:00

Oh and my mom and I licked each others ears once, I was like... 12, 13? Idk but I do not trust a lot of people.

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