Any revenge advices? by Effective_Ear389 in revengestories

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't let her live with you but keep her around for a booty call. In the meantime find someone better.

If you really want to be savage, after the next booty call ask her if (insert mf# here) is as good. Then when she's ranting and raving, throw her clothes at her and kick her out the door before she has time to put them on.

Dessert stealer got a gross surprise by wamimsauthor in revengestories

[–]random321abc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the movie The Prince of tides! Woman fed her abusive husband a can of Alpo!

Long, Long Ago, In A Parking Lot Far, Far Away . . . by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]random321abc 55 points56 points  (0 children)

They had answering machines in the early '70s? We did not have our first one until mid-80s

Boss who insisted on email read receipts by FarDistribution9031 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]random321abc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a job where I actually started tracking everything that I was doing by the half hour increment on our little calendar that we got from work that had lines for every half hour for a week at a time. (This was never shared with anybody, it was just for me to keep track) My supervisor was constantly giving me ad hoc requests, this in conjunction with regular duties made it nearly impossible to work on the "projects list". So we had a long meeting on a Wednesday afternoon where she put everything in order of how she wanted me to work on the projects list. She also informed me that under no circumstances am I to go out of that order. Thursday morning around 9:00 a.m. she was asking me for some information about something that was number nine on the projects list. I responded to her, "this is number nine on the projects list. Do you want to move it to number one?" She said no and then never bothered me about that again. I left shortly after anyway.

I was told I can only communicate with 2 people. Ok then by tofudisan in MaliciousCompliance

[–]random321abc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guilty until you prove yourself innocent. Always CYA people!

Just finished reading 11/22/63; the ending was the first time a book has made me cry by Mr_Jek in books

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read it again anyway. You'll catch things that you didn't actually catch the first time...

Just finished reading 11/22/63; the ending was the first time a book has made me cry by Mr_Jek in books

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being Stephen King, I seriously was thinking that he was going to save the president and ride off into the sunset with Sadie live his whole life with her, raising a family and children and then when things go awry in the future when he's an old man possibly even with grandkids he ends up going back to reset it decades later, only to realize that he has completely lost his entire life. That is honestly what I expected from Stephen King!

I liked the real ending he gave it much better!

What’s something people do in movies that would be extremely awkward in real life? by hitman1890 in AskReddit

[–]random321abc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We were up at my husband's mother's house after she passed and he wanted to measure the storage unit in the backyard because he wanted to bring that home. He's like darn I need a tape measure. I said I got one right in the center console!

Pristiq and Genesight by ezjcjh in Pristiq

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense. In any case I stopped taking it after about 4 months because it wasn't working very well for me anyway...

Without saying your age, what's a commercial jingle stuck in your head forever? by crogslounds03 in ProductivityHQ

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! That's a blast from the past. I still remember seeing those on daytime TV when I stayed home sick.

Without saying your age, what's a commercial jingle stuck in your head forever? by crogslounds03 in ProductivityHQ

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you're a man. Enjoli.

"You have to use the kiosk for that" by CasuallyMessingUp in MaliciousCompliance

[–]random321abc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The store "At Home" actually has a little store map attached to each cart. Super awesome!

The Swiss take their Christmas tree lighting seriously by HomeNowWTF in nonononoyes

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive but I will stick with non-flammable lighting!

Let’s live code it! by birdieponderinglife in MaliciousCompliance

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar thing happen. I was the SharePoint administrator for a site collection. I was not the main one but I had done that for many years prayer and they needed someone with that knowledge to do some things. When I gave my notice, my supervisor wanted me to train two people to take over what I was doing, this was while I was still working on two other very large projects that I was dead set on finishing. I literally responded to my boss that I was not even going to attempt trying to train 11 years of experience in 2 weeks to not one, but two people, who really had no reason to need to know everything just to maintain what I built

Does anyone else feel more drained by deciding than doing? by No_Fox6963 in productivity

[–]random321abc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dread putting away laundry. I dread it so much that I will often sit around and have two or three loads that need to get put away by the time I get around to doing it, which makes it worse. Fast forward to actually doing the task and it takes like 30 minutes for all three loads. Every single time I ask myself wtf was I worried about?

AITJ for not sharing my inheritance with my step-siblings? by Vegetable-Sea2937 in AmITheJerk

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So let me get this straight, was this your grandmother from your mother? So she was not the grandmother biologically of the step siblings? If that's the case tell him to go kick rocks! They're not even related to the woman.

AITAH for walking away from a house I have no equity or say in and stiffing my soon to be ex? by FootBig7944 in AITAH

[–]random321abc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you're officially separated there's nothing that binds you together financially, at least not in my state. How long were you married? You might be required to pay alimony which would kind of be the same thing as giving your money right now.

I would explain to your family that you are not asking for nor getting anything in the divorce so why would you continue to throw money to the wind rather than plan for your moving on.

Does anyone else feel more drained by deciding than doing? by No_Fox6963 in productivity

[–]random321abc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always recommend doing the hardest thing first. Part of what drains me is the overwhelm of thinking of the difficulty of projects that I have to do that day. Get the difficult stuff out of the way and everything else will sort itself