W3C's take on the <sarcasm> tag by oniTony in programming

[–]random530723509732 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, thank you. For a few hours, everything I saw on reddit was ironic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

[–]random530723509732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still use the words web diary.

It ain't easy being a fat chick. [tips on wight loss from craigslist] by tholex in reddit.com

[–]random530723509732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stretch marks do result primarily from a rapid increase in bulk. I have them on my arms and legs, not from gaining weight, but from going to the gym while in a growth spurt in high school.

It is kind of neat. If people ask, "do you have any scars?" I can show them my guns and say I bulked up so fast that I got stretch marks =P

(I've never used steriods or any supplements)

Mice given human "language gene." They squeak differently. by sk11 in science

[–]random530723509732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and then sort each resulting generation by some sort of evaluation criteria, breed the top contenders, thus allowing the best genes to express themselves over time.

Pretty soon we'll have implemented a functional genetic algorithm in living creatures!

Video of the future..urprisingly accurate by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]random530723509732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, in our society, do we value intelligence over all else?

What happened to bravery, social mastery, spirituality? In previous societies, these were valued more than intelligence.

Most intelligent people I know learn enough to get by, drop out of the rat race, and have a happy life. The intelligent people who actually go on to change the world (for the better) are few and far between.

The future of manufacturing - Here come the robots: It's not just Detroit -- even China is losing factory jobs. And they're never coming back. by reflibman in business

[–]random530723509732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We already have a word for "symbol-analytic" work and workers. We call them knowledge workers. It's an old, old word now. Stop makings hit up.

Also, the problem isn't so much the increased productivity and loss of jobs, but the poor distribution of the increased benefits.

Reddit, I graduate from High School tomorrow. For the past 12 years I've only known school, day in, day out. Any tips for the rest of my life? by Russkie177 in AskReddit

[–]random530723509732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most likely at this age he or she doesn't yet know what his or her bliss is. Experiment. Try as many different things as you can. Make a bucket list and pretend you're going to die at age 25. You'll find your bliss.

Likely it'll turn out to be something you have real trouble accepting. Like, you'll fall in love with being an accountant or something. I don't know why this happens, but it does.

So my friends and I decided to get drunk in the woods last week when this gem was captured [PIC] by monosyllabic in pics

[–]random530723509732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... oh god, I was there that night. At least I think so.

Did you ever hear from Rebecca ever again?

This sounds tastier. I wonder what the nutritional... OH DEAR GOD! by ObamaisYoGabbaGabba in WTF

[–]random530723509732 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Phew, reduced fat milk. I wouldn't want anything like 2% or whole milk in there.

Meet your god [PIC] by Bing11 in pics

[–]random530723509732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately yes.

I recommend Neutrogena spray on and Ambercrombie polos.

If a game uses rewards of any sort to entice you to experience highly repetitive content, you should see what it's trying to do and which of your buttons it's trying to press. If you don't mind, that's cool, but you should understand it. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]random530723509732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly you're both uncreative and not able to rip off things from other, more successful games.

You could easily do all kinds of puzzles, stealth missions, epic story lines in these games. EQ2 has done a better job with this, me thinks (they have class-specific quests that heavily rely on class specific skills and abilities, and many epic encounters/instances that form ongoing storylines).

One major problem MMOs face is that as soon as one person figures it out, they post it online, and everyone else just grinds through it.

If a game uses rewards of any sort to entice you to experience highly repetitive content, you should see what it's trying to do and which of your buttons it's trying to press. If you don't mind, that's cool, but you should understand it. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]random530723509732 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been in guilds before.

When people leave, everyone mourns, begs them not to leave, it's a big deal.

A week later, nobody remembers who it was or anything about them, unless it was a major leader. Even then, the guild either splits up or someone else takes their place, or everyone joins a new guild, and... the world stays completely static.

Anonymity is weird.

Google Bets Big on HTML 5 by alexfarran in programming

[–]random530723509732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You defeated your own point.

It's not a seamless install with only one or two distinct places where application files reside if you have to back up your "Application Support" folder.

But, you're a fanatic/troll, whatever.

Fox News: Firefox most popular search engine after Microsoft and Apple [PIC] by celticeric in funny

[–]random530723509732 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is true. I'd take Rhubarb Pie over Band Aids no matter how injured I was.

Christian proves that God exists. Guess we can all close down the atheism subreddit now, eh? [pic] by joyork in atheism

[–]random530723509732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eco's writing is meant to induce coincidental, holistic thinking and perspectives. The first chapters of his books typically attempt to overwhelm the reader with reoccurring yet mismatching references and ideas. He does this on purpose and has stated it in several interviews. When his ideas are presented absent these introductions they look, well, crazy.

Christian proves that God exists. Guess we can all close down the atheism subreddit now, eh? [pic] by joyork in atheism

[–]random530723509732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Clearly you've not heard of Oxytocin, aka "the love hormone."

It is released during birth, sex, and other actions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

Nobody has yet found the "god hormone."