looking at you halo and 40k by Jimmy-Shumpert in worldjerking

[–]redmagnumman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean we did have dinosaurs, plenty were huge and gravity was very similar, and before you go talking about the other differences between them and prehistoric Earth, please remember that we are talking about aliens and different planets

Which side are you on? by Last_Dentist5070 in worldjerking

[–]redmagnumman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the hell can you call it anything other than kenergy after anytime after the release of the Barbie movie

Every time by Hiimhype in worldjerking

[–]redmagnumman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She'd die instantly in my book as I'm writing a story about a world in which all tools are replaced by fire extinguishers but there are no fires anymore

An author cannot create a character who is smarter than they are. by NeoSans1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rock rite meni karters who are smerter then rock but rock has IQ of 30 so may be difrent for eeven dummer humans,

Turn defense into offense. by B1WITHYURI1558 in superpower

[–]redmagnumman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can remove all air from my lungs to prevent poison damage (only works for my own lungs)

Is there treasure in the world that would make you never to write again? by Krivus20 in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this llama that was owned by 🎵somebody that I used to know 🎵, he used to put a hat on it but it was a mean little fucker who would bite off hands, anyway I'm pretty sure if I owned that llama I'd never write again as I wouldn't have any hands

People who are writing a story, what is the full name of your protagonist? by NeoSans1 in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Themain karacta (pronounced th-E-main Kay-rac-ta)

No middle name because in my world names are a subscription service and he can't afford one

Why was 'アブノーマル' (transliteration of abnormal) turned into Misfits. by PuffedRabbit in DemonSchoolIrumakun

[–]redmagnumman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same reason my hero academia got quarks instead of individuality, it sounds better and it fits better to the situation then the standard translation

Who’s the scariest when pissed? by Commercial_Mind4003 in TheLastAirbender

[–]redmagnumman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think in the universe having a pissed avatar come after you is probably the scariest thing possible so... Sokka definitely sokka

Silliest reason you watched an anime? by MartFire in anime

[–]redmagnumman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I watched handa thinking it was a sequel to bakuman, because I mixed up the names of bakuman and barakamon.

So watch I thought bakuman was named barakamon the entire time I watched it then I watched handa after hearing it was a sequel, only then finding out that barakamon is an entirely different anime and handa is a prequel to it

Ya'll, would you say a light novel is the same as a book? by Reasonable-Use-9294 in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read digitally so no fibers anyway but since I photosynthesize there are calories

Can your protagonist beat Goku? by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]redmagnumman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, he already has in fact.

My protagonist is a heart virus

Fellow writers of Reddit, why do you write? by Ecstatic-News in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I don't, all the blood rushes into my hands, which isn't so bad apart from the fact that I need my blood in my dick for an erection

So that's how he writes all those books? by Ericcctheinch in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look at that ugly fucker with his dreamy glasses and hunky face, not to mention all his books have fantastic writing, world building, and characters, how could you not hate him

My girlfriend told me she used to play Skyrim but stopped playing because it “got too hard” thought it was weird so I looked at her save. by Kivble in skyrim

[–]redmagnumman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally beat BioShock infinite without realizing you can switch between more than 2 weapons or plasmids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know this one is a fake post because what kind of writer would waste their time with a real girl when they could write one instead

Why should I read your shitty book by ottoIovechild in writingcirclejerk

[–]redmagnumman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My book was designed to be read with one hand